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Mom: Why is it so loud in your room?!
My SO’s mom asked me if she could get a picture from graduation so idk she can display it or something? Why does my SO’s mom want a picture of me??? More specifically, why does anybody want a picture of me???? I’m so confused can
potatofreek: penis-hilton: hugcartel: why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave? why is the mom calling her daughter mom maybe they are each other’s moms
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Mom may have been overweight, but she was always horny as hell, maybe that’s why I get hard just knowing she’s wearing a girdle.
Mom can’t wait to get in the pool when I bring home friends. She loves showing off her big tits and hairy mound to all my flat chested shaved girlfriends. She just laughs and says “this is why he brings you home on time after a date, cause
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Why is there a “born in 2012” option when making a Facebook? I mean seriously, what are you going to put as your status? “Just got home from the hospital. Been sucking on my mom’s titties all night”
Why would your mom lie to your entire family that you and your brother are doctors? You’re younger then me, you’re not even 17. How the fuck you gone be a doctor at age 17? Don’t be coming to my house and telling my aunts that your ass
why did mom wake me up? i could have slept in till sunday wee hours and gotten so much done in those early hours.
why do i always dream of exploring old, overfilled houses or antique galleries. last night or rather this morning during the dance of turning off the snooze a dozen times or so, i was able to remember. i was driving up to TN. but mom then met me before
starscience: thegrimlich: starscience: Mom: “why don’t you leave your room, its summer” Me: Mom: “it’s overcast, why are you going out, i thought you hated the outdoors” Me: This is a good addition I support this
why are you all following me is someone paying you is it my mom
Mom: "Why are flapping your hands like that?"
Why does the Universe want me to be evil? 😂 but RIP to an already dead icon and also to Prince. I can’t think of my youth without having dance sessions of your songs with my Mom who totally had a crush on you. Also, shout out to PornHub for adding
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holes-of-mom: hotwifelover0506: Sexy When my mom got back home from her meeting with my bully: Me: *Sees that my mom is not wearing panties* Me: “😶…Uhhh…Umm 😖…m…mom, why are…” Mom: “Oops, mommy forgot her panties at your bully’s
moms-milfs-matures-and-more: “oh son, why do you say those things? my ass isn’t all that great looking anymore.”“Because I think it’s very sexy. If Dad isn’t telling you how good it looks, maybe I should be the one fucking it from now
rhapsodique: mysouthernsass: lightskinlivinglavish: anthonycassetta: (via If Disney princesses had moms!) the pocahontas one lol Why did so many not have moms tho ? Oh wow yeah i wonder why
moms-milfs-mature-whores: Why hello Betty
mom fell asleep with glasses on and a magazine in her hand. dads with his friend. and im bored as a motherfucker. why did i wait so long to get my license. i might just dye my hair later tonight, idfk.
Mom, why did you dress me in this little german girl outfit what the hell
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Mama just smelled my feet. Said they smelled like toast. Then went on to say "get it? toes...toast?" THIS WOMAN. I LOVE HER.
Why must my mom get so fucked up at breakfast 🙄🙄🙄🙄
wesquick: me: mom can you come here mom: me: *yells* MOM CAN YOU COME HERE mom: me: *whispers* why the fuck can’t she hear me mom: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?
mom,why is jesus on my game?
myinterestus: Mom was always suspicious why my brother and I shared an apartment. We invited her over one evening and showed her why we loved living together. It didn’t take mom to move in with us and become our full time fuck bucket. The first
MOM, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HOT WHEN I’M COLD?!? well at least I can wear my fluffy robe. ;-;
catomics: help-ive-gravity-fallen: catomics: I really love Rose Quartz, shes like a giant mom, i feel like shes my mom, i feel like shes everybodies mom, the universal mom, mom universe. why just look at her
moms-milfs-matures:Since hiring Marybeth as my secretary, I can’t seem to focus on my work. I just can’t figure out why.
Why would my mom call me an hour before work & tell me my grandmother passed away (unexpectedly)……. I can’t even cope with this right now.
