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Why didn’t her mom ever tell her about the temple gloryhole?mormongirlz.com
Why the funny face, mom?
why every time i make plans my mom wanna act stupid an not make me go?
Mom always made sure my girlfriends knew why I was so good at knowing what they wanted and who taught me.
Mom refused to wear panties on nights I was home from college. She said I was just going to pull them off her anyway so why waste time. My mom’s a smart lady.
Mom always waited up for me every night when I went out on a date. If I didn’t get lucky with the girl, she would fuck me. But if I did, I’d eat her till she came. I guess that’s why the girls at school always said I was a perfect gentleman on their
Why don’t I ever find moms like this?
why-is-this-not-my-life: alwaysdotherightthing: Joon and his precious mum. his mom is my favorite She is queen and I love her
*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3
Mom: “It’s 1 o’clock! Get out of bed!” Teacher: “Why didn’t you do your homework?” Employer: “Why should I hire you?” Friend: “Why are you being such a bitch today?” I think I need to go to bed, because I found this absolutely
why must i always be in this rarepair hell. why can’t i for once be a part of the bandwagon and like the ships everyone and their mom’s like, with their plentiful art and high abundance of fics. i didn’t want this. this isn’t what
theapatheticstag: i-remember-there-was-mist: i-remember-there-was-mist: i-remember-there-was-mist: Today I shut my cat in the fridge. Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
I don’t know why my mother had so many children that she straight up emotionally neglects and refuses to help them prepare for adulthood. She lost my sister’s social security card and pretty much waited until she turned 18 so now it’s
admiringoldercouple2015: pahornball:At first I didn’t understand why Mom had them build the treehouse so far from the house into the woods. But then… My son is sometimes slow to catch onto things….but when I showed up nude in his treehouse one
Mom: “Mother fucker, Why are you being such a HO?!” Tila: “mom I’m not a HO , im working” omg! i laughed so much at that part
cumformom: At first you didn’t realize why Mom wanted a big walk-in shower. Now you understand…
validx2: Keep talkin shit COME GET YOUR MOM
justanothermom2014: Prime example of why Mom takes care of herself so her bags don’t say and look as deflated as this….tho I do find them very sexy in a wild sort of way
mom sees it as an issue with work. i’m still agog, trying to figure out why the fuck i cried. i know i cry easily, but i don’t see why this warranted such a response. i’m just kinda pissed at myself.
Dear mom,
cumdumps: yeah dad… come in… after seeing you in the shower this morning… 1) I can see why mom left you… 2)get your baby dicked fat ass on its knees and suck me while i outline the rest of the changes in the house…
love-the-family: I finally found out why mom always want to go alone to visit grandpa in the nursing home. I was fed up of waiting in the car one day and went in after her.She was shocked when I came in and surprised her, she pulled me to the corner
fuckedsenselesstoo:“Good God in Heaven!” Thought Chelsea, “Not only is Mr. Kendrick hung like a fucking stallion, he can pump his man meat into me forever. I think I am going to fucking cum again. I can’t fathom why mom thinks he is an asshole.
anglflw: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” My mom’s dog does this, but usually
jathis: eyeburst: See also: spoopy litwick comic For some reason I’ve become infatuated with the idea of Calem unwittingly becoming a Phantump’s mom. PS, some extras I haven’t posted here on Patreon. @spookiiboo
Sometimes when I was really young I would get all excited and ask my mom/dad for their autograph just because I really wanted them to feel special
hilton-king: This is why mom brought you to the picnic.
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
lavender-ice: theweetosdoesart: ????????¿¿¿¿¿ BUT SRSLY WHY MOM ASK IF I DREW THE THING I DIDNT DREW DO I SUCK THAT MUCH MOTHER THAT YOU DONT ACKNOWLEDGE MY ACTUAL WORK
zenbizarre: skarletfantasies: My stepdad making me send greetings to my biological dad showing him why mom left him and how far his power goes in our family.. “Dile hola a papi, puta”“Hola Papi” Mi padrastro haciendome enviarle saludos a mi padre
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justanothermom2014: Your early on sucking that last for over 3 years is a big part of why Mom’s tits sag the way they do now But your sucking on them and manhandling of them today is more to my liking and if they sag more because of your attention
hard4mom: now I know why mom asked me to clean the back of the minivan. she don’t ever have to ask again. I can tell that we will run lots of errands together now.
My mom had multiple miscarriages and I couldn’t have been one of them ????
naughty-nmmom: Yup, I knew why mom screams when my daddy fucks her.
cheesewhizexpress: Why moms drink.
exhalist: When I ask my Asian parents why I can’t sleep over at a friend’s house:
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
pradalecki: linkin-lake: ibeggedformercytwice: troyesivan: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY I will always try and reblog this. My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart
lawfulgrunge: so why don’t we go around the room and each of you tell the rest of the class a little bit about yourselves @ink-meows
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
My mom just called me a whipper snapper and said she has shoes and canned goods older than me….god damnit.
my mom just said I’m prone to yeast infections because I wear tight pants FUCKING TIGHT PANTS I’ve been wearing skirts and dresses and shorts and shit all fucking summer and all of a sudden itchy vagina is from tight pants???????? I asked
diaspora: pakistaniheaux: why is stealing shoes at the masjid such a universal thing Best thing is when they post screenshots of the CCTV camera of the person stealing shoes.
also when i got up today my mom said “Happy 10/25!” (she knows the HS dates too) and i replied with “HAH”
theegreatmac: This is Why Mom married You.
staythatswhatimeanttosay: panic-at-the-bistro: size10plz: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse
pimpmymom: I wondered why mom helped me out with the cash to start up my massage business.
incestpornworld: “The real reason why mom is always getting home late from work”
thetenk:tsunderrated:when you can’t find ur mom in the supermarket when you have to do all the grocery shopping yourself because everyone else in the family is lazy
incestpornworld: “Dad always wondered why mom takes so long in the mornings”
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: YOU SEE THAT FUCKING TAB YOU FUCKING SEE IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL WHY IS THIS HAPPENING Proof of use being the same person, theres no denying
amipiai: but why
The only good thing about playing softball in satans buttcrack of heat is that my mom bought me the bomb ass frosted suger cookies I love so much
whatslifewithout: jordynslefteyebrow: IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THE OLYMPIC MOM COMMERCIALS I AM SOBBING That was so uncalled for, my ♡
feels-before-wheels: Me, at 1:30 AM breaking all the brooms in my house over my knee.Mom: What. Are. You. DOING???Me: *a pained whisper* …for Bob…
ice-cream-cats: This took me a while to finish aaaa i love zircon which is why i wanted to finish this @drawbauchery‘s sketch :> - Lapis - Steven - Blue Zircon - LOUDER SCREAM
