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“You’re breaking up with me, little brother? But why? I thought things were going so well. We were going to try anal tonight, remember? You were so excited. Something must have happened, what happened? Are you just freaking out with guilt?
OH. MY. GOD. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO CRY. I SERIOUSLY MIGHT START CRYING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY OF YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I POST, BUT I AM SO IMMENSELY GRATEFUL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
xxxx52:xxxx52:Anon asked: “Are you japanese or do you just live there? As for suggestions, combine your top 5 fetishes in one picture.” Mother is Japanese, Father is American : P Grew up on a military base in Japan so that’s why English is my first
xxxx52: xxxx52: Anon asked: “Are you japanese or do you just live there? As for suggestions, combine your top 5 fetishes in one picture.” Mother is Japanese, Father is American : P Grew up on a military base in Japan so that’s why English is
mrsuperanonymous:gagged4life: Let her have he phone, then just when she’s about to dial out you yank it away from her. That’s why Nikki is a pro. MOAR NIKKI NEFARIOUS PLZ. Join the site to see more!By joining the site you are supporting the model
I wonder what folks think that are unfamiliar with our little coffee joke? “Why is that coffee cup resting on that ink’d up ass? What’s the deal? Is the book intentional?”
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? James Cameron wants to team up with Mythbusters to prove that Jack and Rose both surviving in Titanic would not have been very likely no matter how you look at it. Till then, here are a couple of things to keep in mind&helli
happihentai: REQUEST: elsas-toyboxYou have the best taste in hentai! Whenever I request something we both (me and my baby girl) are pleased. A small request, how about some tied up, hentai lolis prefered.“Why thank you :) Hopefully I wont disappoint you
lumos5000: lowsodiumfreaks: heathyr: rewrite-the-role-we-play: endiness: wat are these looks tho. like. “would you please talk to your boyfriend” “you deal with him, he’s your brother” Sam: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE MESSENGER. TALK TO YOUR
queue-balls: It’s wrong. It’s perverted. It’s terrible. Why would you let yourself sink so low? Have you lost this much control? Are you this helpless in your sexual depravity? Pull up her Facebook page, gooner. Look at it side by side with this
smallpeniswannabecuck: And this is why all you are to me now is an amusement. Good for a laugh and to clean up our messes with your mouth. The only part of your loser body that can actually do some good. Let this BBC stud impregnate you to complete
theamericankid: If you do this shit, I fucking hate you THIS IS SO FUCKED UP AND I’M PISSED. I HATE HUMAN BEINGS. WHY ARE THEY SO CRUEL?
The muscular hunky studly man of a man Aiden is seated in a chair. His beautiful pec muscles are bulging and flexing. His muscular legs are spread wide open. He’s flexing and contorting. Why do you ask? Well because he’s tied up and duct
ohdaddyyyx: w-ow-lovely: ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous
gothhabiba: gothhabiba: not to sound bitter but why are parents literally so clueless I’m sending out a mass e-mail to all parents and it says “the way that you treat your children while they are growing up impacts them somewhat”
mmymoon: gothiccharmschool: eruwenn: taraljc: signoraviolettavalery: Chuck Tingle is already on it, y’all Bless Chuck Tingle https://www.chucktingle.com/getwellsoon.html Why are people not putting up the link? It’s free! (but you are encouraged
monicaindahouse: “Why are your fingers up my-rubbing me so fast-ugh. sucking my breast?” “Wake up! I turned off your real alarm. This is your masturbation one. It stops when you cum.” “OH YES! I love it. Keep finger fucking
unclefather: badrapper: awwww-cute: Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend! excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this pick him up excuse me sir an madam~ my i offer you some fresh fish?
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
realmenstink: MY FUCKN PITS ARE STINKN UP YOUR ROOM, BRO…..WHY DON’T YOU CLEAN EM UP FOR ME, COCKSUCKER !!!
currygoatboi: jukeartist95: gregoryfranks: currygoatboi: currygoatboi: currygoatboi: When you sleep but shawty touch ya meat When she tell you to pull it out When she tell you to nut on her face Why are yall like this……..keep it up When
kimreesesdaughter: I hate when people say “why are people sad over a celebrity dying?” Like shut tf up. Celebrities are in front of everyone. That means someone like Prince made the flamboyant Black boys feel good, he made music that made you feel
space-addity: myidolsmakedickjokes: starlightinherveins: demonized Why is this so hot? Mydriasis, or dilated pupils, are a sign sexual arousal. Blacked out eyes are a sign of sexual arousal that’s gone beyond natural limits. You might even call
khaleesi: why does anyone think that calling someone else a whale is an insult, you’re literally telling that person “you are a magnificent miracle of millions of years of evolution who manages to throw the entire environment around you into perspective”
takanobaka: Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
poppunkmutants: but have you considered: strong females who don’t denounce femininity or being girly strong females who are “like every other girl” bc why the hell not girls are rad strong females who tear down the culture of girls hating on other
lochnessmonsterofficial: Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why. When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But
alexusl0l: immxrtal: theforeignhero: oddbagel: Shit like this is in our skies and friends and family will still say “it’s just condensation”. If you don’t think chemtrails are real, then why are the effects real? Open up your mind, sheep.
overlypolitebisexual: why do straight people always reblog pictures of some petite girls thighs with a big horrible sweaty veiny dude hand on them pushing her skirt up a tad you guys are fucked up that’s not remotely sexy
immxrtal: theforeignhero: oddbagel: Shit like this is in our skies and friends and family will still say “it’s just condensation”. If you don’t think chemtrails are real, then why are the effects real? Open up your mind, sheep. Nigga that’s
aeon-fux: if a black person isn’t reblogging what is going on in Baltimore you have NO RIGHT to ask them why they aren’t. We are staying informed, we know what’s happening. Some of us are reblogging/posting a lot about it, and some aren’t. DON’T
claraoswin: hush-lullabye: perksofbeingbookobsessed: forever-destiel: sleepykraken: confusedcaboose: frxshvixws: cloudmonstachopper: oh THIS FUCKED ME UP.. NOOOOOOOO There are tears in my eyes Why The best ending Are you the devil? Because
jeanprouvaires: They’ve just got to grow up sometime - THE DROP OFF? THEY’RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON’T WE FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
gothhabiba:gothhabiba: not to sound bitter but why are parents literally so clueless I’m sending out a mass e-mail to all parents and it says “the way that you treat your children while they are growing up impacts them somewhat”
infiniteragequit: sothisistherapy: ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get
edwestwikcs: B: Why aren’t you in Europe? C: I was in Paris. But only to get your favorite macaroons from Pierre Hermé. B: And Germany? C: To pick up your favorite Falke stockings. You know how I adore them. B: What are you doing here then?
Anonymous asked: Then why did you tell people that you haven't had your period in 4 months and you are pregnant? Is that just your new pick up line trying to get guys?
lollypopeauthor: My Daddy caught me trying to sneak out for a party tonight.“Where are you going dressed like that you little whore?”“To a party!”“Oh, yeah? Well, if you’re going for a pick up, why don’t we start at home, huh?”Hot stories
puppyforpresident: coffee-clubbers: In essence, we are all nothing. To feel is to exist, And without you, Why - I am Oblivion. -puppyforpresident – I just want to wrap you up in a blanket and hold you! Such a poignant message to go with your photo.
babyanimalposts: feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash! Why are these cats soooo fucked up? No legs, now they have no ears?? Where are they coming from?
bustysister: “You’re breaking up with me, little brother? But why? I thought things were going so well. We were going to try anal tonight, remember? You were so excited. Something must have happened, what happened? Are you just freaking out with
face-down-asgard-up: welovefineshirts: WE LOVE FINE WEDNESDAY LOVES LOKI LAUFEYSON! ;) So we take it you saw our Loki tee on Tom Hiddleston post last night? Why are we bringing it up again? Well, one because it’s RAD ;) - but more importantly, it’s
neeklove: So, this photo. I go up and ask for a ‘squeeze’. Their eyes LIGHT UP At the time I didn’t know why but now I realise they had clearly planned in advance for this exact request. I get in between them and BOY do they squeeze. And squeeze.
bustysister: “You’re breaking up with me, little brother? But why? I thought things were going so well. We were going to try anal tonight, remember? You were so excited. Something must have happened, what happened? Are you just freaking out with
pichasculosandpanochas: Are you kidding me these cuties are fighters? Why would they want to mess up that face?
Thanks for making me angry as soon as I wake up. What the FUCK is wrong with you stupid and pathetic motherfuckers? Are you THAT desperate? Did I ASK to see your fucking dick? No? So why the FUCK WOULD I WANT YOU TO PUT IT IN MY FUCKING INBOX? I
diary0fasadkid: Are you ever hanging out with a person and than you just think dang why or how did I end up with this amazing person in my life. And you’re just so happy you have an amazing friend and person in your life
masculinity-matters: jockjizz: You have no idea your son comes from your best bud’s balls… Your hot wife’s pregnant again…and he’s the reason why. If you are not man enough, someone is going to cuck you. Man the fuck up.
gocoolbarbara: “Why are your fingers up my-rubbing me so fast-ugh. sucking my breast?” “Wake up! I turned off your real alarm. This is your masturbation one. It stops when you cum.” “OH YES! I love it. Keep finger fucking
jen-iii: ‘So…do you know how to drive?’ ‘Pearl knows the finer aspect, however it seems fairly straight forward.’ ‘And..why is Ruby on the floor?’ ‘…We cannot reach the pedals.’ ‘…Oh..’ ‘Now buckle up, there are many possibilities
There’s always this like, hatred for people who are ina group of 6 on overwatchs quickplay like, you always hear ‘ugh a six-stack’ and ‘why are we matched up with a six-stack??’ and if they win they get cocky as hell like ‘haha we won
theshadyone: Thats right, keep it clean Long showers with you… Mmm..wonder why they’re so long.. ;) I’ll clean you up real good.. But I do need to use my mouth though, just to make sure You are properly taken care of 💋
