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bustyexpansions: “Hey! Stop fucking staring and get me a blanket or something! Why are you staring at your big sister’s tits?! Do you like this or something? I’m freaking out because they just blew up like fucking balloons and you’re standing
FCR Studios Gene Therapy: Daisy“I don’t want to be typecast.â€â€œWhy would you be- oh, riiiight… Well, one jumbo meatsaber, coming right up- What? Why are you glaring at me?â€It took a little convincing but debuting in Fox Wars: The Force
swagmasterbuttskalker: futafemdom: Hey cutie~ Sorry we don’t have a third straw or you could join us~ …Why don’t we let him suck on something else? We could share his mouth just like our drink~ Ah~ Good idea~ Ne, are you up for doing a little
Oh my God Zoey go to bed. Seriously what are you still doing up? Goddamn.
toochstuck: tavs-kawaii-ass: malkatz: diamondsfuckingdroog: triptrippy: SHE GOT YOU A PONY SHUT UP YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING MANSION WITH A GODDAMNED PONY WHY ARE YOU SO MAD I think that’s the joke same with John hating his dad who does nothing
linethemupknockthemup: justknockyouup: “Why are you chicks looking at me like that?” “No reason. We noticed you looking at us though… say, would you like a drink?” “Sure!” Anthony woke up hours later in a groggy
yessiraustralia: You looked so good. All dressed up for the party.“Why are you pulling over for?”“You’ll see…Get out!”“Yes, Sir”.
l-a-t-e-r-s–b-a-b-y: Why are you trying to change me ? I’m not, it’s you that’s changing me Love the elevator scene. …pushed up against the wall, hands pinned above your
lettinggosthehardestpart: camembertlylegal: deadlydinos: Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up” “Yeah but there’s a house on
artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
It’s 12:30 AM, stomach, why are you growling. No stop it, you want to be skinny. Shut up.
intpangolin: Your Friendly Neighbourhood INTP *when with most people* “Why are you so quiet” “Am I making you uncomfortable” “Speak up more” “Don’t worry I don’t bite” “Be more social” *when with friends* “Can you maybe shut
cypresstextiles: camembertlylegal: deadlydinos: Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up” “Yeah but there’s a house on this street
rarijackdaily:Darling, I told you you work too hard! Why are you so stubborn??Apologies for the late update… several weeks of bypassing sleep every night after work to finish these finally caught up with me. D'aww~! ;w; Oh AJ, listen to your marefriend~
sonypraystation: sonicthehedgegod: phoneus: asgardreid: cardozzza: dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
thedailywhat: Cross-dressers of the Day: Jersey Shore’s Vinny and Ronnie dressed up as Snooki and Pauly D. Up is down! Black is white! Etc. [ontd.] Vinny, why are you the best thing ever?
savarend: yo, listen up— I LOVE DONNIE *drops mike* *moonwalks away* Why are you so perfect? curls up on the floor and sobs
hatingongodot: This job has ruined all fanfiction involving someone running their own business. I stop focusing on the plot to be like “nobody in this fic is up at three in the morning to frantically close last month’s financials. Who are you reporting
jewishdragon: a-cute-lil-octopus: iwillnotshutup: pikachu88898: ritavonbees: asgardreid: cardozzza: dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to
ritavonbees: asgardreid: cardozzza: dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency Human: *is eating ice cream* alien:
100493503004422:calling myself babe when I’m talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you’re giving me nothing here
zippo077: “Why are you doing this to me Sadie? We were partners and friends!” “It’s nothing personal Charlie, purely a business decision…your whining is getting on my nerves…this gag will shut you up. There we go, much better. Now kick off
alphasrule: saythankyoumaster: Go on. Stand up. Why are you having a problem standing up slave… ;)
death-berry-xv: “I wonder how Rukia-chan is doing these days”- Keigo“Why are you bringing up Rukia now?”- Ichigo “Don’t you miss her?”- Keigo“Of course not”- Ichigo
biggie-wrath-wnt-b-sml-4-diddy: I have had people ask me, “Man, why are you so critical of us? You’re a police officer too.” As if I have forgotten that bit of information, like I don’t know what job I signed up for, and what I attempt to do
thelilnan: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base I finally understand dubstep
deadwright: songofages: m0m-jeans: jonwowker: s-hmr13: Why is this so awesome? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE? that’s butter You put melted butter on popcorn? yes. welcome to the new age.
cybergay: blowinonglitter: cybergay: jwanwan: cybergay: my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?… beucuase i buy drugs from him LOL. And you put his name on there,
awkward-fallen-angel: deanisanactualprincess: dammit shatner why did you have to respond to me on twitter im getting a million notifications now how is this a bad thing? Are you Misha?
poop-fart-princess: poyzn: Animals that are unbelievably awesome. are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it
captioned-vines: stumblethroughthenet: #FriendVSBestfriend when seeing them cry Friend: “ Oh my gosh! You’re crying! What’s wrong?”Best Friend: [chuckling] “ Bitch! Why is you cry- you are so ugly!” [laughs]
cocksforcas: hiyochi: Based on this Post “Dean, Dean…are you awake?” Castiel turned to face his sleeping boyfriend. “Mmf?” Dean made a little grunt showing he was at least half awake. Castiel didn’t know why he was up at the middle of
camembertlylegal: deadlydinos: Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up” “Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their
incestuous-creampie: “Why are you getting mad, mom? You were the one who told me to get closer to my brothers. I’m sure they’ll DP you after they fill me up.”
anon0w0stories: “Oh no, I think I heard something rip! C-can you please check for me?” She lifts her ass up so you can see underneath her skirt.* “How bad is it? Why are you staring at my like that and licking your lips?… Ah! Oh
condwiramurs: shirtlesslion: STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT” WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
If you had an opportunity to take the SAT for free and it’s at your school, TAKE IT! Don’t register and not show up then ask me how’d it go, the fuck. Why are you asking me when you should’ve been there instead of fucking around
scottthepilgrim: honey why are you pouring baking soda on the table?shut up mom itll look cool online those are the same needles my grandmother used for her insulin.
jueki: One late autumn night, the disciple woke up crying. So the master asked the disciple… - “Did you have a nightmare?” - “No.” -“Did you have a sad dream?” - “No, I had a sweet dream” said the disciple. -“Then why are you crying
the-great-snape-debate: I grew up watching shows like this when I was a child …. And I still commonly get the question “Why are you so fucked up in the head” like this isn’t reason enough.
higharollakockamamie: Chapter 13 Behind the Scenes Ardyn: “All alone, aren’t you Noct?”Noctis: “Damn it…Ardyn!” Ardyn: “Well, good luck, you two.” Gladio: “Why are you even here?!” Ardyn: “Next is stirring up Prompto’s
asgardreid: cardozzza: dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency Human: *is eating ice cream* alien: wait you
thedawgwithablog: camembertlylegal: deadlydinos: Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up” “Yeah but there’s a house on this street
camembertlylegal: deadlydinos: Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up” “Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes
daddys-desperatelittlewhore: why are you crying?.. ‘let me go’??? dont be so ungrateful! i am doing you a favour so that you don’t end up fucking one if those inexperienced boys the first time.
pheberoni: People 2 avoid in life:-The Beatles fanatics-“Beyonce is overrated”-“why are you picking that up? ? it’s their job, they get paid to pick that up.”
goodtimes19: Niece was lying on the floor when Mr. Crude came in.“Why are you on the floor?” he asked.Niece smiled when she looked up at him and said, “So when you’re pushing your cock into me, I’ll be pinned down and you’ll have extra leverage.”“Always
onii-chan-temptations: “Wait why are you stopping, I’m so close to cumming! You…..you can’t leave me like this, I need release. I’m still all tied up I can’t even fuck myself to finish off, this is torture. Please, please keep fucking
glazedbooty: Just went up on the other blog. Why are you even waiting to get access? —- Also, I know we haven’t been super active, but I promise you we’re working on some amazing things. Life kind of got to us, honestly. Thank you guys for being
ftwaynewaitress: Why are you not filling up my pussy right now? Would love to fill up your pussy
Do you ever wake up at 2am in a cold sweat because no matter how much time passes you can’t seem to comprehend that AMC ad with Nichole Kidman? Like, I’m already in the theater, why are you telling me all of this?
hijabby:If a white person says you sound angry in your native tongue, they’re racist, I use to try to sweet talk / compliment white people in Arabic and they’d always say things like “you sound like you’re about to kill me” or “why are u so
nixaie: even if I tried, I couldn’t get you out of my head. wrapped up in bed and lying alone in the dark, is where I think of you the most. why are you still in my head, If im not still in your arms?
bipsychle:sweettastydesires:bigirltoelover-deactivated20211:4mybibride:happywarehouse:happywarehouse:You met her at the bar and brought her home for me to pump full of seed, now you get to clean her and me up, Darlin’! Why are you grinning so?!!😍Love
sketchy-replies: There’s no way that oven’s going to fit inside the microwave! RIVIBAES WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND OVENS I HAVEN’T REPLIED TO YOUR ASK BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY BACK TO “you should bake an oven” WHY ARE YOU MAKING
denialfantasies: “Why are you so shocked? Oh yes, I haven’t been wearing sexy stuff at home very much before, especially not in the kitchen. But since you’ve been locked up, I enjoy discovering my cruel side. I’ve decided to keep teasing you