when they
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when they clips
drtanner:husketeers:borisandtasha:When you get caught doing something embarrassing.. Tasha’s face omgYou can’t tell me that dogs don’t get embarrassed. You cannot.
when they draw for me/mention me in post/in tags/say nice things for me on the internet:
They didn't know I speak Chinese too
unkun: When that daisuga game is too strong :D that booty slap though
When they fuse into a giant woman just right
when they say black history month is over
When they so thick you only plan for missionary
When they say the title of the movie in the movie.
When they start advertising the Deadpool movie
When They Break The Rules:
I confuse so many people when I say I'm scared of crickets...
When they said class is canceled. #freediemercury #winning #noschool
When they down for all the freaky kinky shit you're into >
loki-feelsmith: acquaintedwithrask: boobsdontworkthatway: SUBMISSION: bunnyinafez I’m guessing that boobs didn’t work like that in Ancient Egypt but idk Maybe they gave helium breast enlargements Eh, I’d give the ancient Egyptians a break.
When they told Russell Wilson the play.
When they’re obsessed with you for 24 hours
When they dont miss you back
When they make your job easier by giving you their LinkedIn Why can’t all men be like this? Thy all obviously know what we want, I just don’t match with a 59 year old man because his wrinkles and flab gets me off.
When they are barely hittin 70 in the last lane
when they're together
When they talk shit about my band
When they ask why you want the job
WHEN THEY DON'T TEXT ME BACK RIGHT AWAY
When they dragged Christian on stage
When they find more inhabitable planets in our Milky Way (land, water, oxygen, safe conditions), we must NOT go there. We’ll just fuck it up with pollution, murder, racism, greed, lies, and overall inhumanity. We are the toxic human race.
Please recommend me some depressing anime that will kill me when it’s over. I like tragic and melancholic endings. Thanks.
When they unfollow you, but you end up on their dash anyways
When they reached their destination for the picnic, Sabrina stuck out her tongue at Mr. Crude.“What’s that for, Sabrina?” he asked.“Just thought it might give you an idea,” she replied.“Except for the teeth, it does. Do you want to give me
When they shut my water off for repairs and I’m stuck with my morning genius hair all day 😂 by hollywoodcensored
When they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea… But he’s my fish 🐠😜 by aprilovee
When They Don't Text Back..
When they were in love 😥
When they played Hotel California in AHS: Hotel
When they tell me, "Only highlight the important parts"
When they reblog porn and you find out your mutual's kinks.
When they tell you nylons shouldn't be worn with s
When they ask about you…
When they’ve been trippin’ all day, blowing ur phone up while ur on ya grind, and u get home!
WHEN THEY FUCK UP
When they boyf isn't orgasm greedy and gets you off lots just because.
When they don’t even try to be descrete.
When they ask you to punish them
