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When they all want a piece of your ass
When they look ready, Sarah brings Julie’s face close to Brandon’s penis. “Good job,†she says. “Now I want you to put your mouth around his cock.â€
When they down for all the freaky kinky shit you're into >
When they have a front view, missionary is not so boring. Source: http://www.myhotjizz.com/
When they finally say yes!!! March 11th en Los Angeles me and my
When they’re fucking and he pushes his GIRTHY head deeper, she says it feels like someone pushing an apple up inside her.
When they have the strobes going in the club and you see someone you know.
When they put too much mayonnaise on your sandwich and it squeezes out the sides.
mintyunicorn24: | TG Volume 7 Cover vs. TG :re Volume 7 Cover
when-they-open-their-eyes: Gangnam Nut Shot holy fuck I can’t stop laughing
When they asked my ex-wife why I was still living with her and the woman she had just married she said, “he is the most supportive of all hubbies,” and everybody laughed. I blushed thinking of the people that may know that I serve them breakfast in
When they see your wife dressed like this, the first thing other men think is, “I bet she’s hot in bed, I bet she cheats on her hubby.”
When they see your wife dressed like this, the first thing other men think is, “I bet she’s hot in bed, I bet she cheats on her hubby.”
when you’re upset, pet the dog.
When they are human by jon-lock
when they grab it from behind <3
When they were both boys J was taller and M was smaller and chubbier. Guess puberty sure showed them cus now… JM Week Day 5: Past/Future
when they draw for me/mention me in post/in tags/say nice things for me on the internet:
When they start to get, “milky…” - D
when they give in to the experience
When they tremble and cower in the corner…even piss on the floor (ha ha) at the sound of Your footsteps, consider them properly trained. But by all means, burn them with the cigarette. Training must be constantly reinforced!
thatthursdaygirl: why pick one when you can have both
when they do this ..uff http://cumalloverme-baby.tumblr.com/
When they want something or know you’re mad at them!! We are weak
when-they-open-their-eyes: only just realised Tom Hardy was in Black Hawk Down
When they were newborns, both kitties fit inside our napkin basket. Mittens still likes the basket but he’s a bit fat for it now! (Taken with instagram)
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When I ran out of books on Friday at AX I felt super guilty and also my table was pretty empty so I decided to try out some small sketch commissions even though I barely draw on paper anymore and only had a pretty bad sketchbook I bought from the nearby
That Awkward Moment When You're Watching TV With Your Conservative Parents And A Lesbian Scene Comes On
When they start advertising the Deadpool movie
When they renew 13RW for season 2
molassezra: when vw did house parties
When they say pizza is on the house
When they tell me, "Only highlight the important parts"
When they said Tumblr would be shut down:
When they step outta line make sure you let them know.
winterforsun: theblacksheepkid: pvpacito: winterforsun: This is In my School’s bookstore That’s smart af, they making mad money bc the ladies don’t even have to leave campus to get what they need for their hair 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Yo
When you tell boys that you’re more into girls than boys and they get upset lmaooooo.
When they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
They Gone Slay When They Get Older cutestboysontheplanet: Cute Twins! Snapbacks! Follow twin on right http://yaboimartin.tumblr.com and twin on right http://swaggmal.tumblr.com
vanicotines: do yall remember when kylie jenner and jaden smith were dating and they were coming out of that movie and jaden had kylie’s foundation all over his mouth from kissing her?because i do.
when they tell you they're going to sleep and then you see them post something on tumblr.. so you purposely reblog them lol
When total strangers are taking pictures in public, I look directly at the camera expressionlessly; hoping that when they look back at it, it will appear as though some psychopath is looking them in the eyes through the photo.
When my parents try to compare my life as a teenager to them when they were a teenager
when they finally come to destroy the earththey’ll have to go through you firsti bet they won’t be expecting that x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x eeeee I’ve never gotten an edit photoset before, this is great, mine is the left one in the middle row :>
When it rains: Steven helps a friend who is afraid of thunderstormsBarn Mates: Steven helps two friends get along in the barnNotice how they never say the friend´s name. If it was a non spoiler character like Connie or Lars their names would be on the
They are the true heroes in this life. Even better when they ask for you to let them do it
they’re only sorry when they get caught.
They get a little….distracted when they first came to earth
oweeeeendennis:I was just asked today, this VERY day, why doesn’t Cartoon Network show Infinity Train on TV. Well guess what? I just got an email a couple hours ago that said Infinity Train will be airing on TV this Saturday! Stuff feels different when
When you meet gays who talk about how much their family loves it when they bring their partners around and you barely feel comfortable bringing yourself around your family
When they come up and talk to you just tell them you are straight and have never been fucked in the ass. They should leave you alone then. Oh… you are not allowed to say no
They will beat the bottoms of your feet till you beg to be fucked in the ass. Cry again when they strap your favorite heels back on your feet and make you walk home.
oh oh guys I went to the mall today with two frands and in one of the stores there was some adventure time stuff and they had a litTLE MARCELINE PLUSH and I wanted it so bad but i didn’t have much money but the worst part was that there was no
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when ur teammates find out u sang the #1 angst hit “mirror, mirror” but you’ve been a close team for like 2 years and ur over it
sule-skerry:guerrillatech:OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.But can my fellow white Americans please explain what
