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nagitok: “what did this man do, officer?” “he just… he just did everything”
neo-kobe-stuffing: down-2mars: Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture? At first I thought it was the fact that the potted plant in the background kinda clipped to the foreground but I guess that’s not the case.
8oo: gantas: i don’t get why people try to censor their swears like “f*ck” wow i wonder what’s behind the asterisk ?? is it an airplane??? a bottle of heinz ketchup ?/ ? shinji ikari>? ??
neoliberalismkills: a man who gets what he wants out of life
gwess: whatsacanada: What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip
notveryproductive: lance-corporal-loveme: crowley-the-arse-butt: asgardreid: thestormscrolls: ok so this just hit me humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water. so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would
mamalalonde: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
skypestripper: skypestripper: what if boys wore fancy lace underwear
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem
jonathan: what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
world-shaker: Just let the enormity of what’s going on here slowly sink in.
debtsandredledgers: What a priceless gem
itslikethatfrenchthing: powerofvoodoo: so i’m ready to go back to school woah hang on what are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
andrewbreitel: potayto: do people really still say me gusta what im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
kingkitsu: Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV?? “Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…” “What the fuck are they looking at out the window??” “No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to
ofools: Ye olde sext: [Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do”
bagmilk: bagmilk: we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed oh
meta18: nentindo: meta18: nentindo: why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout heck you fricker thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18 what the fuck
moosefix: moosefix: Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay You are a hero among procrastinators
squirrelwritesthings: sometimes I feel like people who make TV shows don’t understand what computers look like
itsdeepforhappypeople: stumpxvx: dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+
jethrocane: sexioto: so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors yes maybelline idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess lol me 2 is this the color of chilli though ok what ????? ???????? C O N S T A N T T
allmonds: I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY
jcatgrl: i have no idea what is going on here but im scared
wearys: so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and
piepup: perchu: perchu: perchu: what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects who brought this back fUC k oFf bring this back
lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
diabolicalcubussisters: well then WHAT is the point
omfgcate: dqdbpb: we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means? #ITS GONNA BE MAY
links-scarf: cocaine-and-insulin: methlaboratories: MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?! but imagine if there were dragons you punks are all so daft
ibukitten: satonaak: Whats cooler than being cool?
razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO
gelphie: why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to
rninor: weepingdildo: landorus: lets have phone sex over walkie talkies “I’ll make you moan, over” “bend over”“bend what? over”
damnthatswhack: You what your dog?
fleurdilys: whats-good-young-hoe: Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk i swear i tried not to reblog this.
dansdansrevolution: kanyewesticle: what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.
vel-sparko: “what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit.”
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
throughthexhole: deadlinejon: stunningpicture: This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time Space Jam 2 is looking great
megachikorita: strawberro: WHAT IS THIS banksy
skelehell: i tried to play it. i tried to fucking play it but no you wont let me have this. is this some reverse psychology shit. have i been reverse rickrolled. what is the purpos
angryginger: someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
earthdad:when someone asks what time it is
plot-twist-im-gay:vaveyard:knowles-morgan:chapter-1-jpeg:pr1nceshawn:Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage… THE LAST ONE OMFg I’m crying Ricky is a smart boy 😂😂 Amen Ricky Pam knew what was up
nerdofchaos:recreationalcannibalism:the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won
chekhovandowl: sparkafterdark: osamusato: gifsboom: Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video] grasscon What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places,
foxnewsofficial: Tara I don’t know what t do
ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background
squashs: rnotha-fucka: squashs: whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant are you sure about the ant part yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking
warpstar: just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
What if spiderman didn't live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He'd have nothing to swing from. He'd just be a man crawling in a field.
wigglyflippingout: theoldaeroplane: all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas “what do your elf-eyes see, legolas” “pastel grunge”
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
tikaka: stealing-your-girlfriend: an-aspiring-gentleman: What do centaurs do with their arms while they run? Don’t fuck me up like this
the-sarcastic-robot: a-naive-british-love-affair: Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
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