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thecodeismaggie: wibblywobblywatson: sunsight: thedetectiveandthewoman: I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in; “What is your average IQ?” “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?” “How well do you make tea?”
brumalbreeze: I used “あなた” on one of my worksheets, and this is what my sensei wrote on my paper.
jester-of-blood: sanoblaze23: bleeding-shortcake: thunderswarehouse: iamoceanic: a-wind-temple-in-appalachia: trainhowyoufight: I found what happened to the budget in America. The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. Wake up,
faun-songs: paveffer: ichigoflavor: Shingeki no Kyojin cosplay CAN WE JUST SAY THAT THE SNK FANDOM IS THE MOST HARDCORE OF ALL THE FANDOMS ALREADY be careful about what you yell and pray to god the hannibal fandom isn’t going to be envious and
egdirp: omg mii-kun
"What a drag, how troublesome..."
deleteyourlife: i’m so stupid today i was getting off the bus and i was like spacing out and then i was like “bye love you” to my bus driver like cuz that’s what you say on the phone when you hang up but I WAS TRYING TO SAY “THANK YOU” AND
what a long strange trip it's been
drarna: before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
65hoesonmydickbitchitschristmas: findmenaked: upperclass-kitkat: allhailqueenmari: brianal0l: savemefromufanfic: hijafea: minaj-navy: The. Proud. Family. WHAT! You and me will always be tight… Family every single day and night …
mathsturbation: what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly
phphphbt: what a beautiful face i have found in this place
larrycoincidences: whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that บ back in 2004
50shadesofyodaddysdick: boyfriend: what’s for dinner? me:
methlabrador: what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
rubysommer: What the hell LMFAO
lolihentaimemes: Fuck what tha road said
What the damn?
yoncevevo: what is with moschino appropriating mcdonalds culture
lindsaychrist: what is this life
jessicakrh: dollarfries: sex education at its finest HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT
buizel: smellynerd: im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make
foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel do u mean excited
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
swagbat: fuck what da autobots said
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
puzzlepicnic: angrynerdyblogger: pr1nceshawn: When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level *gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this Aah, university
princekind: ask-bobbi: princekind: wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me) *wiggles antennas*;3 what the hell are you
joshpecksister: if someone asks what college is like you show them this
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
3425687980: h0odrich: heavy metal and reflective goes off but idk what she’s saying sometimes I just make up the words like ‘I be at the bridal shower on the guest list..catch me in the corner by my lonesome eating chex mix …tossing turnin 1am
lardypoison: why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
sweet-bitsy: What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
queefymanelaflare: the oddest music i smoked to was when i smoked with the art club kids and they was playing that kpop i was like what is this japanese reggaeton?
What if spiderman didn't live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He'd have nothing to swing from. He'd just be a man crawling in a field.
duragdaddy: what is “try me”
rnashpotato: -hewastheirfriend: when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh
samo1978: videohall: Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules rules are fucking great. what a smart fucking dog.
xwatchmerise: merosse: If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing This is the best post I’ve ever read
kingjaffejoffer:Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is
flaccidtrip: what noise did she make
dreamhound:u know how hey arnold is a football head. well what if someone had a golfball head..a very tiny head with the little indents…..a VERY tiny head
cumguzzler38: me: *hands in essay*teacher: what kind of self drag…
whitegirlsaintshit: stresseddepressedviagraobsessed: whitegirlsaintshit: hey i got a funny joke:what did 0 say to 8?? Nice belt stop getting ahead of yourself this is my #Moment0 said, and I quote:“Bitch, I had to unfollow you offa the Gram (read:
gotitforcheap: Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
warlocksmith: *Banksy’s wife returns home with the groceries*Banksy: There she is! Miss capitalism with her bags full of products. What, did the media tell you buy those?
the-teapot-constellation: it’s so cute when a really fat bumblebee comes and bops against the window and immediately bumbles away like oh deary me I am terribly sorry that wasn’t where I should have been going oh what a silly sausage I am
kweensam: jakegyllehaal: isn’t this the same person what did she do for animals to hate her
shamilli0naire: petition to title all research papers like clickbait articles “You’ll NEVER Believe What These Rats Are Doing After Dark!” (behavioural analysis, neuroscience) “The Shocking Truth About the Water We Drink!” (fluid dynamics,
spankzilla85: hideaw: makibanzai: Evangelion: The Lost 4Kids Opening OH MY GOD THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS EXACTLY IT.
believeinbiscuits: What if you met your soulmate but he loved to clap when the plane lands?
sagalstheory: What are those?
winemom:winemom:[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said
What's There?
pussypoptarts: I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??
moschi-no-yes: recaito: Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal? jacquemousse
quickweaves: takawaste: vulturesintrees: vegetans: sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up I’m the other boy I’m the boy that stopped texting I’m
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