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gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
katiepino: What’d you do today? I did this.
mydenialdiary: What I told my master today “I think I like to cumBut then I did everything for nothingAnd then I won’t be drippy anymoreI won’t be horny anymoreI won’t be owned anymoreAnd I like being ownedI LOVE being ownedI love it more than
feministfuckdolltrainer: pretty-pink-wifey: mydenialdiary: What I told my master today “I think I like to cumBut then I did everything for nothingAnd then I won’t be drippy anymoreI won’t be horny anymoreI won’t be owned anymoreAnd I like being
dajo42: whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
mywifetheslut: mrmrswoodman: mrmrswoodman.tumblr.com - SUBMIT - ASK - ARCHIVE “So, what did you do today?” “Oh, I got fucked in my ass by a machine that had 4 dildo’s attached to it, and meanwhile I buzzed my clit with
bombing: so what are you wearing? mm yeah that’s fucking hot…how many glasses of water did you have today? mmngh yeah you stay hydrated
tall-dark-n-creepy: dajo42: whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing” Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
therealdaddyslittlekittens: “What else can I do for you today Daddy?”“Let me see..you cleaned up everything, you did all the chores and you most definitely look amazing in that dress. I think, you deserved a little reward~.”
dirudo: Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today Me :
a-sweetheart-being-40: I was chanting in the car the other day, “Red Rover, Red Rover, send ____ right over.” My daughter asked, “what’s that?” Kids today don’t play the same games we did… and we certainly don’t play the same games as
elodieunderglass: sluti-snek: all the internet did was give him a place where he didnt have to worry about being punched in the face when he says what he thinks I don’t even know who we’re talking about today but yes
danisontnonfire: aww-phan: I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good”
jaiking: trickinforfree: randomness is what I’m about. gonna reblog a little today as well. Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did.
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
crlsscolfer: today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off
WOW what a GOOD WEEKEND i did lots of silly drunken things but most of all i spread silly love and i lost my phone and prayed with a stranger and found it and pet a nice dog while very drunk alone and the man of my dreams wants to see me so soon and today
Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with someone else which I have no part of but they just wanted to have someone to yell at (in public) and then no longer wants to be friends because I didn’t let them bully me.Person B : Confesses
unicornrider1057:texaswifeshare:cunninglinguist70-deactivated20:myhotwifeismyworld:myhotwifeismyworld:myhotwifeismyworld:myhotwifeismyworld:How about a few more reblogs today?! Read OUR posts and see what turns us both on! EVERY person that did a reblog
naavscolors: What? Did you actually think that i haven’t seen Urbosa? The game comes out today… And well, enjoy it ;;
onehornywoman: Tumblr has become my digital confessional. Allison was at my lakehouse last weekend, making out hard with another girl. I was amazed and said to call me. So she did and I saw her today. What have I done?
julypepper-deactivated20210713:Hi dear ones!! Did I have panties on? What do you think? Anyone who to reblog this post today, will know in the chat.I’m July Pepper 😈 😈 😈 😈 Your Hotgirlfriend
saythankyoumaster: I said today is ass only! What did I tell you about begging?!
veraisastoner: veraisastoner: What my story is looking like ✨ Had some fun today, went to a couple new shops in the San Fernando Valley. Aw why did they flip like that, I flipped them over before
chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
I saw today´s episode of SU early. Dont worry,i wont reblog or post anything from that video,but i really liked this episode. Also,people are overeacting at what “that” character did. Honestly,have you seen the previous episodes of this week? That
big90s: What is it about a blonde woman with dark pubic hair? These pics of a thatchy Traci Topps are so magical and it’s nice to see that not only did she forego the excessive grooming that was turned today’s models into plastic plaything, but
hot-soccermom: Almost dressed for work. I think I’d much rather stay home today and be naughty. If I did and you were with me, what are some of the naughty things you’d like to do? 💋
pinayprincessbeauty: Spent the day at SM, today… Hump Day Jean Jumper.😇. So proud of myself. My Honey wanted to know what it would look like if I bent over to look at something, so I did.😱. Might be a little short.😜. Have a fabulous day.
reherb: insecuare: reherb: Today is the day I have my own omg when did this got over 67K omg, what happened. Thank you all so much
iguanamouth: crunkykong submitted: I was looking at my garden today and I was surprised to find a friend Don’t know what he is but I hope he’s having a good timehey quick question how the hell did you spot this
seattleguyfull8: And think he gets paid to fuck her…what did you do for work today….sigh
playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod: OkayMe:
chaos1921: What did you do today son?Talk louder, Mom.
justjordans: Follow me on IG! @jt_faustino Submitted to Just Jordans - What did your wear Today?
marzipantwist ha risposto al tuo post :there’s an unwritten rule that say that whenever…Oh crap, what was it? How did you fix it? it was the lamp on my desk, when I turned it on today just PUFF, I discovered alter that the cable was ruined and
niphradel: not-your-homme: Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result *Edit* Y’all don’t have to worry,
sexylouboutins: be-risque: I debated posting this…. Because of what I was doing but fuck it. #masturbationmonday 🙊😜 Huh same thing I did early today…Happy Masturbation Monday sexilicious! ;)
stormys-guilty-pleasures: When you wake up and the first thing you think is…shhhhiiit I can’t believe I did that! But then you think…what the hell…There’s something liberating about not pretending. So thought for today: Dare to embarrass
shouldertappingghosts: haiirflip: today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this
deliriosity: deliriosity: healthyjai: mirandagettingfit: this. What book is this? It’s wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson ahh when did this get notes though i just posted it today :o to the anon who is telling me I didn’t take this, I even
