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playboydreamz: Me: God, can I ask You a question?God: SureMe: Promise You won’t get madGod: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?God: What do u mean?Me: Well, I woke up lateGod: YesMe: My car took forever to startGod: OkayMe:
sirneave: Exactly three years ago today I did my first official photo shoot! What a ride it has been Neave Bozorgi
sexandlustforus:@ryanlowrie Hey everyone ..look at what this wonderful artist did for us today :) Thank you @ryanlowrie
callmechaos: And here’s today’s edition of “What the fuck did I just see on my dash?”
tsuritamathursdays: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: i’m proud of you you did good today i really like it when you smile and are happy what you have to say matters your feelings are so very important you are so very important you can make it you’re
crlsscolfer: today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took
crlsscolfer: today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off
danisontnonfire: aww-phan: I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good”
dirudo: Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today Me :
kayleepond: As some of you might know, today is my 1 Year Cammiversary! Holy cow! “What is a ‘Cammiversary’?” you might ask. My first show on MFC was on this day a year ago! Some of you might recall, I did it on the premiere of the new
lifetimeinafist: yesixicana: watersignsupremacist: Hidden Figures (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi this echoes what white women do today. This was maybe my favorite thing about Hidden Figures. It did not let white women off the hook for one second.
hyperpregnant: She knew the risks, but she couldn’t help it anymore, she needed sex. Unable to get her hands on any contraception, she took him bare. Why did it have to be today of all days? She thought. Right in the middle of what she was pretty sure
yourgirlfriendsfetishes: Bent over and ball gagged. What did you do today?
beardburnme: “I dip dyed underwear in wine for four hours. What did you do today? #gay #gaystagram #gaysofinstagram #fitfam #fitfamily #fitgay #be#bodybuilding #beardlife #beard #thebeardedhomo #thescruffyhomo #tattoos #ugc” by @valykas on Instagram
jacobite45: Loving mum What did you do today son?Oh just played in the bush
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
coffeeinmybeard: greatjaggi: greatjaggi: This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed this was posted 2 years ago why tf did it gain like 4000 notes today What the fuck is wrong with straight porn smh
ashleycassaday: I didn’t even have to guess what today’s sketch dailies topic would be. So here’s my tribute I drew for a man who was so full of laughter and love. I really did cry over his loss. Aladdin was one of the films I knew him best for
angelrin89: ashleycassaday: I didn’t even have to guess what today’s sketch dailies topic would be. So here’s my tribute I drew for a man who was so full of laughter and love. I really did cry over his loss. Aladdin was one of the films I knew
daddy4kik: “This is what we learned at dance class today, Daddy. Mr. Johnson said we did a really good job. He said this is how big girls dance. I can tell you like it too, Daddy.”“Uh…oh…can you sweetheart?”“Uh huh. Because you got a big
you smelt good today, what did you use?
shouldertappingghosts: haiirflip: today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did
codeinewarrior: what did you do today? doesn’t matter we will all die eventually
milfaubrey040: Did you cum today if sooooo what brought you over the edge and how 💋💋😉
subgirlygirl: So, what did you learn today?
phantomdoodler: today in class we had to do self intros and one of the questions was “what was something interesting you did over winter break” and I said that I broke 3500 followers on my blog but only because that sounds slightly less pathetic
cumbemypet: daddys-candy: cumbemypet: reblog if you feel the same Yup, cumbemypet- did that today. Bet I’m not the only one. Xoxo, Dirty Little Girl mmmm that’s what i want to hear… next time send a pic so i can enjoy
j23062928-0502285vagabond: catboyfriends: the new custom server creator in overwatch is great but did the devs know what kind of pandoras box unleashing all of the worlds chaos kind of situation they were creating. today i played a match that was 6
deadpan-searcher: og-wan-kenobi: inickel: Say what yall want about Nicki Minaj, but remember, if it weren’t for her, female rap would not be where it is today. My Dude. Did you just collectively forget the many, many, many female rappers who had
post-octopocalyptic: the-outlaw-of-broadway: Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result
nightmaresandsillythings: at school today i got to paint a prostitutes ass on the wall. what did you do?
scrumptioussaladsalad: chronicallycreeping: I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
forbiddenmagic: aki-for-autumn: mr-zant: my first amv nya ^-^ What did you smoke today I CNAT BREATHE
momma-just-tagged-a-man: booderpls: forbiddenmagic: aki-for-autumn: mr-zant: my first amv nya ^-^ What did you smoke today I CNAT BREATHE mycoto Cri
loves2flash:3rd time today at your request. See what that freshly shaved pussy did to me. Thank you so much you sexy Aussie 💦 Oops looks like another happy follower👍 Very satisfied follower. Keep up al your beautiful work ❤️
144.2 pounds That’s what I weighed in officially today as. A year ago I would have freaked out about this. Two years ago I did. I am a bit surprised- my scale told me 140 but I think the school scale is more accurate. I updated my weight on feabie
oddity-txt: timelordparadise: the internet has fucking ruined everything for me some people brought red velvet butterfly cakes into work today and I just thought hooray they’re celebrating chicken nugget jesus fuck how did this happen What th heck
etanwa: ravenclaw-starkid-1025: proudblackconservative: So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
jajisi:thevirgo3: 12yearsaking: aruseyoubigdumbidiot: coffeeinmybeard: greatjaggi: greatjaggi: This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed this was posted 2 years ago why tf did it gain like 4000 notes today What the fuck
inseminate-everything: twowomenoneman: forty-three thousand followers nine thousand picstwo women one man what did you do today?
inseminate-everything: twowomenoneman: forty thousand followers nine thousand picstwo women one man what did you do today?
“I have often have wondered what kind of a person I would be today if I did not have these enormous guilts — if everything had gone easily and I had not made such horrific mistakes. I think I would have been the most awful, pontifical goody two shoes.
cockylingerie: What did you wear at work today?
dumbworthlessfucktoys: What did you learn today at college?
geeflakesden: So…@KingJaguarNSFW suggested me to draw what was next on my gift list. Little did he know his OC Clementine was today’s victim <w< Hope y'all like it!