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“Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for a lot! I gave this guy a blowjob and it was my first one, but I just did what you said to do on your blog, to work the tip and not have to deep throat it. He said it was the best one he ever got, and didn&rs
She said to this Muslim immigrant that men and women were equal. Worst, she said that christians and Muslims were equal.He showed her what He thought of equality with the infidels.
naturalwolfer: #why does it look like stiles just confessed his love to derek#and is just now realising that he actually said what he just said
When I asked my brother what he wanted for his birthday, he jokingly said, “Pizza, beer, video games, and pussy.” I just rolled my eyes and said, “Typical. Well, we’re having dinner together that night so don’t make any plans
privatefamilytime: When I asked my brother what he wanted for his birthday, he jokingly said, “Pizza, beer, video games, and pussy.” I just rolled my eyes and said, “Typical. Well, we’re having dinner together that night so don’t make any plans!”
cabinetofdesire: “Let’s go out,” she had said earlier in the evening. “I want to do something exciting.” He regarded her levelly. “I think I know what to do,” he said. “It’s a new place I want to show you. It’s got great reviews,
playernumber16: Whoah, dude, slow the fuck down…who the fuck is Alex, and what do you mean I didn’t used ta be a football player? Listen up bro, I asked Coach about that and he said I’ve always been #6. He said this Alex dude was a total pussy,
transarsonist:lesmiserablol:my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about
timeywimeyhobbit: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
blackoldrough: When he said he wanted tips on how to deep throat to please his boyfriend this isn’t what he meant. This top insisted because he’s a good guy, he ignored his polite refusal and crammed that cock down his throat. He stopped saying no
unclefather: If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
boogans said: What is it with parents and slamming things i dont fucking know but it really pisses me off because he said he wasnt gonna
closetfizzle: Fizzle: G-garble laughed and said he had an appreciation for dresses too… H-he said I’d be his… b… best bro… i-if I cleaned his cave for him… A-and what kind of a bro would I be if I turned down another bro, r-right? Unf~ ;3
kaciart: Fili is devastated when Kili arrives into the Hall of Waiting not long after he gets there. ‘Remember what mother said? 'Listen to Fili, Kili - Dont do anything he wouldnt” 'I SAID RUN’ 'I did! I ran up the stairs!’ Fili
zubat: Eric Garners death isn’t even a case of he said/she said. It’s not “Well, we don’t know what really happened” because we very much do. His death was recorded in HD and posted on YouTube. We KNOW that he was unjustifiably murdered when
auteurstearoom: “[To Play Wendy Torrance] I wanted Jessica Lange [….] He said, ‘Well, no, I want Shelley Duvall.’ I said ‘Shelley Duvall?! What’s the idea Stanley?!’ And he says, ’Well, you gotta have somebody in that part that
er0tic-reverie: “Shut up and fuck me. Your paid to do what I tell you. ” she said. “I’m a tennis instructor. ” he said. “Well I don’t want to learn tennis. I want to be fucked. ” she replied. Spoiled little brats always get what
wonderingstar42: huttslayer: these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s
naturalwolfer:#why does it look like stiles just confessed his love to derek#and is just now realising that he actually said what he just said
keepthatenergy: he said what he had to say and said it well.
fuckyeahthewalkindead: I like what a father said to son when he give him a watch that had been handed down through generations. He said, “I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire, which will fit your individual needs no better than it did
unclefather:If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
that-potter-guy: notquiteluke: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL
wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES” TUBE S BUT ITS
blk-eyes: Straight broke ni99a: standing outside chinese food store, He said he needed a few dollars for him and his mom, I said what u willing to do for it
amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’
amazign: kilpatrickk: amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt
theannieplanet:theannieplanet:before i started dating my boyfriend i had a dream that he asked me out and he said “what should i call you instead of boyfriend/girlfriend because youre agender” and i looked him straight in the eye and said “the vista
danisnotonfire: lovemeproper: he’s so cute. i look like i’m saying: ‘hahah.. PENIS’i don’t think that’s what i said. (was that what i said?)
huttslayer: these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
mystonerlife: amazign: one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a
“So, let me take you out.” “Nigga, did you just hear what I said?” “Did you hear what the fuck I said? Let me take you out as an apology and make you feel good for a night or two or three, however long you wanna kick it.” He spoke so smoothly
impresstheemperor: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
minfarshaw: “It doesn’t matter,” said Dimitri. He tensed as I approached. “None of them matter. If they die, then they obviously aren’t worthy.” “Prey and predator,” I murmured, recalling what he’d said to me while holding
Sabrina came up the stairs as soon as she entered Mr. Crude’s house and met him just as he was walking out of his bedroom.“Hi! I didn’t hear you come in,” he said with a smile.“Geez, what a day! Sooo frustrating!” she said.“Want to talk
myhairyworld69-deactivated20210: Jackie looked at Mr. Crude staring at her and said, “In case you’re wondering, I’m not wearing anything under my overalls.”Realizing he’d been caught staring at her, he said, “What? Huh? Uhhh…”“I
When Mr. Crude entered Kate’s room he was taken aback by the romantic decorations. "Wow!“ he said. "What’s the occasion?" "Well, I’ve been a very good girl,” Kate said as she started taking off her
Emma listened to Mr. Crude telling her what he intended to do with her. When he finished talking, she wiggled her shoulders to let her bra straps slide down and then said, “You certainly got me wet! Feel free to do everything you said.”
medicineandcoffee: So this happened to my cousin. He climbed a fence to retrieve his football, and on his way back, when he was jumping down from the fence, he sliced his right arm open. What amazes me is how he described it. He said he heard a tear
babycakesbriauna: elegantpaws: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind,
nastyblackbrothaxxx: bestblackgirlsxxx: He said whats for dinner? She said, “this pussy.” and he was alright with that!
Good Morning!“ said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. "What do you mean?” he said.
babycakesbriauna: elegantpaws: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and
foliques: I literally didn’t know what Tumblr was [until] I did a photo shoot with Tyler Shields, and he texted me, and he’s like, “Dude, all the girls love you.” I was like, “What are you talking about?” And he said there were all these
familywishes: After dad saw my boyfriend sneaking out my room window, he got so upset he said that if I want to be a slut he will show me what what a real slut is. after 2 hours of pounding I couldnt even make it to my evening class
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Master looks so cute in his uniform. <3 It’s lame that I don’t get to see him all weekend. But he said something earlier that instantly drenched me. “Just do what you’re told.” He said it in kind of a harsh voice and it
darien-shieldz: HEY ADDING ONTO THAT MARCO THEORY didn’t Isayama say that Marco might come back in the form of a titan? i don’t know his exact words but i’m pretty sure he said something like that. No. what he actually said about Marco was that
rapedollswanted: your-perverted-daddy:The bar was closing, your friend was with you, he seemed nice, and he said he had drinks back at his place. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing went wrong, the cunts got used for what they were good for and the