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But, honey, your boss didn’t said he wanted to fuck me just once. That’s not exactly what you both agreed. He wants me to spend this weekend at his house and he also wants you to join us one of these weekends, he said something about starting your
lovejonas: fuckyeahjoesbadgrammar: lovejonas: joejonasspam: wow. THAT’S WHAT HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT. What she said. I wasn’t telling a that’s what she said joke…I was just saying, he told me that, last night…
unprotectedisbest: captioncaptain: “Miss Lange,” he said. "What kind of shoes are you wearing?“ "Stillettos,” she said, biting her lip. “What else can they be called,” he said with a serious look. “U
“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve
tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he wanted to make them
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication so the next class he came back and said “I FOUND REDUPLICATION IN ENGLISH” and then he said “Milk milk” and everyone was just “what?” and he said “you know when you go
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
jhardcastle82: The cop pulled me over on my bike for speeding. After he put me in handcuffs he asked me if I wanted to spend the night in jail. Of course, I said no. He said good, that was all he needed to hear. Before I could ask him what he meant
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
dreadpipelinepelime: Shid He Said Im His Best Customer.. Been Seein This Dick Swing For A Min. Always Starin Bruh . So One Day I Said .. Whats Up .. and the he cracked A Smile That turned Into A big Ass Grin. And I Already Knew What Was Up ..
6sg6sg6sg-deactivated20191028:Blow n GoI’d gotten home from the gym and lunch on Saturday when I got a message from JW (not his real name). He said he was nearby and had some time to kill - asked what I was up to. He said he could use a drink and some
jake2bb: Jerry said that he was mortified when his Uncle happened to walk in on him jerking off. He said that without skipping a beat his Uncle said that it was cool and that he wouldn’t tell anyone if Jerry just laid back and let him do what he wanted.
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
fckme2dad: At dinner tonight, Dad said he had a special project in the garage and he needed my help, would I come out after we finished dinner. Mom asked him what he was working on. He said it was something special and didn’t want to say. Mom tried
humansofnewyork: He said: “Do what makes you happy.” I said: “And what makes you happy?”He said nothing, but patted his son on the back.
sassy-bullshit: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he wanted
ndrdm: “I asked him "What’s your name?”He said “Leo“ and I asked "and what’s your last name?" He said “Messi” and I didn’t know him. I asked him again for his last name to see if it sounded familiar. He
beenbekossi: i hope we get to know what the “honest” thing that sangwoo siad to his mom that made her like this what if he said “you deserve this” or something or maybe he said “i love my dad” even after watching him doing this to his
hillsidebang:My boyfriend and I visited my Dad for his birthday. We asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said he wanted to fuck me while my boyfriend filmed it. My boyfriend said yes as long as he gets a copy of the video. My Dad fucked me
thehistorymonks: “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been completely at a loss my whole life.” He hesitated. “I think it’s called being human,
sexykatsy: My white sugar daddy brought me to his country for holiday. He had some of his white girl friends with us. We were going out and he said I should wear some clothes. He said no one will recognize me in his country. Look at what he gave me
totaku-eternal: HE SAID IT!!!HE F*CKING SAID IT!!VIKTOR MY BOY YOU BETTER NOT BE JOKING!! WHAT DID I SAY?!WHAT DID I SAY?!
Start my Herbalife shakes tomorrow kind of excited Daddy doesn’t like them he says he like science and only said to take two of the products cause he knows they help with weight loss. But he said he will support me 110% in what ever I want to do
I asked my friend hsar what he’s getting me for Christmas i said “whatever nice thing you see in PINK” and he said “okay” then I asked him “am I work 40-60 bucks?” He said “yeh you’re worth millions. But first I have to buy my gf something”
aeon-fux: popculturediedin2009:my life’s a lie :/ okay but what about what Xzibit said to this guy: “I don’t remember why he brought it up, but we were just kind of talking about what we were doing that weekend and he said he’s going to
itironman: A famous man once said, “We create our own demons.” Who said that? What does that even mean? Didn’t matter. I said it cause he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys.
2000ish: “Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell
moviequotes3:i met agent 47 in an elevator today and i asked him what mission he was on and he said he couldnt say its top secret and then winked at me covertly and said he will try to get a good ranking. and i think he will.
dougtfs: Poor little pup, he didn’t even realize he was stripping until he was already naked. “Wait, what’s going on?” he said, confused, but the hypnotic triggers were simply too strong for him to resist. “Sit,” I said, and he did, beefy
inkskinned: one time he and i were sitting in bed and i said “where do you feel stuff?” and he said “what do you mean” and i said, “here is anxiety” and pointed to my bottom left rib where the spiders start. he pointed to his throat. “it’s
andyswarhol: I interviewed some deaf actors and I asked them who their favorite actor was, and they said Marlon Brando. And I said, “Why?” and they said, “Because even though we can’t hear what he’s saying, we know exactly what he means.”
makingupthestory: “Surprise!” she said as he opened the motel room door after senior prom. “Mom??! What are you doing?? Lori will be right in! What are…” he said hurriedly, as she smiled at him. “Relax darling, Lori
“What do you think, old man?” asked Sabrina.“About what, young lady?” he replied.“About my bustier,” she said.“You make it look great,” he said with a smile.“Flattery will get you exactly what you
#BedtimeStory: one time he and i were sitting in bed and i said “where do you feel stuff?” and he said “what do you mean” and i said, “here is anxiety” and pointed to my bottom left rib where the spiders start. he pointed to his throat. “it’s
ginnabelle: dominantguardian: thegingerpowers: What Rhett should have said He may not have said it, but it’s absolutely what he meant
rosemaryfinchs: rosemaryfinchs: This guy in my class said he had to go to the nurse and my teacher asked him what was wrong and he said he caught a case of the twerk and twerked out of class I don’t know what’s going on anymore He didn’t come
dashingthroughitall: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said
dylns-obrien: Tyler : We were sitting and talking and he said, ”I am huge Mets fan”. And I said, “Oh,Cool. My best friend is playing in their minor league.” And he’s like, “Oh really? What’s name” And I said, “Ike Davis” and he
goodgirl4him: “Why?” she said. “Why what”, he questioned. “Why does it have to be that this way?” she countered. “But what’s wrong with this way,” he said tilting his head to the side as if trying to
