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@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this
he's lying to u girl
koffidoesstuff: Me listening to a song and hallucinating a whole ass music video with my otp
thebootydiaries:How I flirt: *stares from distance*
tinaschild: me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced? me:
sangredesirena: sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!
pinktapegf:anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep
natural–blues:bloodknife:I made a thing feel free to reblog with your answers and let me know if you want pt 2I’m…. all of these……
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april: im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
underscore-kate: it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m
masonicbeheadingritual:cannot sleep too busy thinking of scenarios
goddamnitkastle: goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon Source of original post linked here
bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes
earthshakinlove: favoritelatina: u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤡🤡
chu0855-deactivated20200118:
casketfreak:Y’all I don’t remember the title
the-pandora-jar:Any minor inconvenience in my life: happensMe and my sensitive ass:
harmonizingsunsets:Me seeing two characters in a pilot episode of a show look at one another.
sexwithstilinskiandhale: Me actively participating in my own love-life: Me reading the 100th angsty fanfiction about my otp falling in love:
powerranged: me: *flirts w/ someone*them: *flirts back*me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………
quasi-normalcy: dangerbooze:
cuttlefishcolor: bardpropaganda: xbnx: id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time Abuse bro Saving these tags bc I mean. Look at them
horreurscopes:one of the most important things i’ve learned in therapy is that when you’ve experienced prolonged trauma in your childhood, pleasure feels uncomfortable. like, not that you don’t feel it, but that when you do feel it there’s an
honnibal:a cabinet full of random mugs that you have collected over the years is something that can actually be so personal
luchsyy:hot girl shit B) (only hot people can understand this)
mjalti: me: it’s not realistic to expect the type of love depicted in movies and stories, they function on an idealized notion of love that has a quick deus ex machina for situations that would require entire lifetimes to solve in real life me, when
anxietyproblem:
assassinregrets: atalana: theheroichydrangea: If people could see my Ao3 history
be curious. not judgmental.
jeffreyeugenides: “i wish platonic dates were a thing” it’s called hanging out with your friends ya know. like a normal person.
jonesdavid813: cyanblur: cyanblur: what do you call this color gradient? black to the fuchsia oh my god
Rowling’s “Cormoran Strike” series has a second book coming out soon and no one told me what the fuck you guys
transatlanticalienart: I’ve developed exactly one (1) new hobby during this whole mess and that’s drawing Jimmy McGill crying his eyes out and you know what? I’m valid 😌 (and yes that’s the real script! You can read it here)
artemispanthar:Call out post for me for putting just strings of context-less numbers in my Notes app thinking I’ll remember what they’re for instead of the much more realistic outcome of having a bunch of nonsense I can’t possibly know
thealogie:Vince is like “I hate this. This isn’t what I want to see.” My brother in Christ you wrote the damn thing x
eroscott: “Eric, sweetheart, would you come into my bathroom. I need your help,” Kendra called out to her son. “Yeah, sure, Mom, I’m right….WHOA! Mom! What the…..!” “I need your big, fat dick in my pussy before I shower, baby.” “You
chescaleigh: tuesdaytothursday: chescaleigh: here’s what happens when you call out white feminists [start transcript]Hey, Snapchat. My eyebrows are on, but I’m about to go the fuck off—because I’m sick—fucking white feminists.So long story
lovlae:u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud
isabeljoanvalentine: Say what you will about the Avatar franchise, but remember that it started with a girl of colour calling out her brother for being sexist and ended with a multiracial queer couple walking hand in hand into the golden light of a new
stopwhitepeopleforever:esha242world:unite4humanity:He gets it.he’s legit, he know what’s up.Brogan even called out his own name I fuck with him
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
all-assnobrakes: You hear what I’m calling out in the background #Allassnobrakes
bustysister: “So what’s this rumor I hear, big brother? That you called out my name while you were sleeping with one of my friends? Did that really happen? Tell me the truth.”
sexual-haze: Mommy always told me she was jealous of my tight, young body. But I never knew it was because Daddy spent all night fucking her while calling out my name. Maybe I’ll send him this picture as a little teaser to what we can do together.
lacommunedeparis:can you reblog and tag this with where you live, your native language and the sound you make when calling cats? like what do you say to a cat when you want it to come?
pecheking: If you can’t laugh and call out for God in the same breath during sex then what is the point?
one-punch-titty: a lot of people yesterday informed me that sharks apparently have two dicks
deebott: co-vnt: chescaleigh: here’s what happens when you call out white feminists “I wanna work in this business but i don’t want to compromise my morals”Watching this really hit home for me and this issue has been something that I’ve
fullten: shamelesslyunladylike: fullten: shamelesslyunladylike: fullten: gorejock: fullten: I don’t think people get art. I feel like people think art is something created by a tortured soul and you have to go out of your way to go to an art
yaso-ovoxo: chulaspice: 97tilforever: Can we just talk about this for a second please?!? What is this?!? Why is this?!? HOW is this a product?!? Who gave the OK for this be sold?!? and then when we call out people for using shades 5000 shades darker
be-blackstar: Amber Rose said she’s coming out with a self-help book called, “How to Be a Bad Bitch” and Charlamagne said, “How you gonna teach Gabourey Sidibe to be a bad bitch?” and DJ Envy said, “that’s impossible.” I’m glad Amber
queenadwoa: swealthy: blvck-immaculate: b1gsp1n: beautyisopinion: thandelyon: wamg: I hope one day I can be this extra The way sis called out to make sure she had everyone’s attention 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 🗣EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE
blcvkamethyst: taurean-the-bully: tinydoooeee: autohaste: zamaron: LMAOO?? IM GONNA DIE 😂 Why she have to call out Tumblr 😭😂 @corbinnobleu 😭 😭 😭 👀 Idc what she say, I don’t fw onions but I’ll eat ass
killmoncoochie: morthils: ranger-truth: sushinfood: great-tweets: watch the whole thing, i’m begging you this is NUTS Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel. wait a second
systemamoebae: Naughty Dog animator calls out Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed: Unity bullshit for what it is.
kpopaphobe: What I learned from the media this week: It doesn’t matter who you are or how you act, if you call out a white girl for culturally appropriation you’re going to get ridiculed for it.
chescaleigh: here’s what happens when you call out white feminists
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