what call outs
NSFW Tumblr
find what call outs on porn pin board
what call outs clips
prasejeebus: Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. Me: sees an opportunity to be pettyMe:
cutestrology: when you tell an earth/air sign they are wrong
carbonfiberpersonality: Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing* Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’
scorpioh no
an Enterprising pair
lzbth: swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
PsiCygni
my-soul-is-the-new-black: You’ve heard of Netflix And Chill Now get ready for Sleep Deprivation And Fanfiction ™
simplyonehellofapilot: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta write me a love letter whilst you’re pretending to ignore me even though I’m in the same room as you then shove it in my face before leaving without giving me the chance to answer
astrolocherry:taureans respect constructive criticism because they value other people’s time and investment, but they tend to disregard it because they have an image of the end finished product in their mind they know the other person cannot see
rigaya: labias: If this ain’t true!!!!! serious shit lmao
incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Darcy] I am attracted to you. But I don’t like you.
unconditions: i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it
poppopmygoodbitch: now this is a BIG MOOD
Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there
verycharismaticdragon: nzagul: me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
stonebutchcowboy: shiftythrifting: a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland Empowering
whitepeopletwitter: Every night
mysticalcoffeequeen: *Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes* “yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”
Sun in the Houses
zanimez: me: time for sleepy :) my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s
gay-physicist: i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 dumbass looking for a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am
there is no other side. this is it.
weasleyswizardwheezs: Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1
sexandtheastrology: you: * arguing and making valid points to prove you’re actually right*a fixed sign (taurus, leo, scorpio, & aquarius):
astrologanize: 8th house stelliums either drop you like a hot potato or hold onto u for years and years there is no in between
narramin: my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings* my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
thedarkperidot: Signs you grew up lonely - Chasing people who don’t want you -Making up lots of stories and worlds -Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to -Excessive reading -Daydreaming -Clinging emotionally to others -Being the ‘disposable’
bipolarblueberries:
sabyaasachi:
timeless-mars: timeless-mars: I know that water signs are sensitive™ but can we talk about earth signs??? If they don’t have time to eat, forget their stuff at home, or the environment is messy, it throws their entire mood off
uglyodd: my brain in times of crisis:
dankmemeuniversity:
elanormcinerney: Euripides | Bakkhai | A new version by Anne Carson
spankmejimin:Our parents warned us about men stalking us on the internett but oh look how the tables have turned
he's lying to u girl
talkdrarrytome:
ryan-dancing-on-the-staircase: Me, trying to solve a simple math question
jumex:These are all important things
105ttt: Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream
TenRose is life
kpopastromemes: sag moons
books-read-in-nooks: “Wow, you own so many books! You must read all the time!” Me, secretly knowing a high percentage of those books I haven’t actually read yet:
ephemeralastrology: bakwaaas: This is a cancer and libra mood
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
imstuckinarut-astrology: Some whimsical spiritual teacher of some sort: Let your resentment go. Taurus and Scorpio: But its mine.
tylerhoech: some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows
aqua-aries: “Like i said”“I know”“Absolutely not”Mantras of the fixed signs
anxietyproblem:
gemeauxlogy: Cardinal (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) moons: *thing happens. “processes” feelings. moves on*Fixed (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) moons: *thing happens. says they’re over it. holds silent grudge for 10 years*Mutable (Gemini,
ironmacn: some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows
aestheticofanartist:Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*
not of self, but of geography.
barduils: woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
alyona11: Ok what if Narvin gets drunk and gets into the fight?