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fffcuk: today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
lordharrypotter: “”I have one more question for you. It’s about your sister. We were all very moved, I think, when you volunteered for her at the Reaping.”
remember how our parents used to tell us not to put personal info on the internet when we were younger
beautilation: “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes
premiium: i went outside once, graphics were amazing but the story line was pretty shit
slenclerman: the-north—star: slenclerman: slenclerman: i hope you all get arrested what the hell were you expecting? not ur attitude thats for sure
imjustonekid: psychoholic: buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis. You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.
metamorpher: jwtumbles: my sister and i were pulling weeds in the yard this morning and i got distracted Pseudoscientists have been tracking the movement of cryptids for years, but little do they know the rarest, most exotic creature of all is right
jwtumbles: my sister and i were pulling weeds in the yard this morning and i got distracted
johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING
empresspinto: pumpkinappearifier: pernillo: glaceon22: chawko: lorettafryingpan: bigbigtruck: GUYS DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES EVERY TIME. dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just
eliphunt: In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.” Reblogging again because I absolutely love this my favorite
But we were dancing
indiedrone: lifeisadrag: indiedrone: einsteinsface: Iceland; I salute you. but by buying the tickets they are in fact supporting the preacher. he basically got all their money without having to give his sermon. The tickets were free, you just had
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
superwholockathogwarts: ifoundthehiddenswimmingpool: emmaegholm: The times these characters were mentioned in the first book GODDAMN IT HARRY. THE BOOK ISN’T ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW!….oh wait. wand and hogwarts are my favourite characters
ayerubina: Last night I was at McDonald’s with one of my friend’s and that man started to randomly ask us questions like “how old are y’all?” And “do yall have boyfriends?” At first we were like what, why is he asking us and then five minutes
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time in 3rd grade i was playing tag and i tripped and fell down a hill and i kind of just laid there in my own blood for a few minutes face-down and these boys came up to me and were like “is it dead should we hide it”
ashinan: lifeinthearctic: emotianal: chin up lil buddy oh my god. #raccoons #okay no fuck raccoons #do I have a story for you guys #so when I was a wee little bean sprout #my parents were like let’s go to stanley park and we’ll get tandem
plaguedog: iguanamouth: last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room
doctorhermionewinchester: englishproblems: corneliapornelia: (X) In case you were wondering if Harry Potter could still make you cry. WAILING
a-fictional-vaudeville: captainamericass: omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells
i had it figured out until you were gone
her-carcass-reanimates: rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim: starvingfartist: i knew you were trouble when you walked in now im lion on the cold hard ground WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the
clannyphantom: when I was in middle school I cut my hair really short and these guys were making fun of me and I was like shut the fuck up and one guy said “well at least I don’t look like a boy”
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
se-ren-d-ipi-ty: lacigreen: snarkenstone: On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist. From
caz-tiel: bubblenuggets: weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you
tennants-hair: horcrux-of-the-superwholocked: tennants-hair: have I told you about that time in 5th grade when my school had a blackout and I whispered ”lumos” and the lights came back on because I just You were 11 in 5th grade, yes? HOLY MOTHER
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND
perfectlycrazy: THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT
shewantsthedrake: saphira1334: red-coffeemaker: telapathetic: america is just all the people europe didnt like I guess you could say they were All American Rejects DID U JUST 😫
“I was always a very serious child. I remember being, like, 13 and the girls were like, “Felicity is going to kiss Ben on the school field”. It’s amazing I had any friends! Because I remember saying “Well, that’s stupid. It’s too
kanrose: iammakingperfectsense: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease
ryaninwonderland: condom: antiplastic: ryaninwonderland: there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr that is the reason in case any of you were confused
jamesfrancoe: crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
someclevermoniker: buzzfeed: This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. “how will we explain homosexuality to our children” I think maybe they should explain it to you
pessimistic-0ptimist: maccasass: thecreationmonster: trilluminat1: meenahtho: until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate. THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.
p0kemina: builttobulk: secretlyybroken: Weight should be like virginity. Once you lose it you can’t get it back Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal
Newcomers to the cast, what were you most excited about before filming began?
unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
there-were-no-good-urls-left: whenever i see posts like this i makeup backstories for the slutty girls YES
tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their
sagihairius: one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me
gacob: they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
ccc0urtney: shorm: the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID it’s the best
milktree: you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
flaews: unimportant: took me a minute to realize who they were and now im squealing SCREAMING
ravenhairrubylips: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: vardaesque: digigender: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish
see-but-do-not-observe: Two bullets were fired in His Last Vow. The first one for very selfish reasons, the second one for quite the opposite.
sassygraceffa: “And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family in 140 characters
angelsarewatchingoveryoudean: foulmouthedliberty: dxxvii: labyrinthineheart: rantsofachronicallyillsoul: neonlightsglow: queerpong: 20 cancer patients participated in a unique makeover experience. They were invited to a studio. Their hair and
kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and
winsexter: do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
maliciousmelons: ive always hated kids “did you hate yourself when you were a kid” yes
