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But we were dancing
i swear we were infinite
hiddlechodes: so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like “how do you say ‘i am better than you’?” some kid in the back yelled
the-refusal-to-sink: your-little-secrets: nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone
In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
otherstrange: meandmydick: Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas. Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle… Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle. fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Clause
dannyes: inragewetrust: radicate: and-try-y0u-willl: and-try-y0u-willl: tolerated: helloannabanana: A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband
truebluemeandyou: “I Am Who They Were” Necklace by Artist Ashley Gilreath 2011. Read the history behind this amazing piece and see more photos at Ashley Gilreath here. Ms. Gilreath created this necklace by casting dollhouse frames in silver and
jwayland: “I guess we weren’t the type who kissed goodbye… or maybe we were.”
IF FIRE WERE WATER
vworp-goes-the-tardis: thatdemigodwhoeatsbluefood: Well that escalated quickly… i’d reblog if i were you this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat. reblogging just in case
allmylovingjohn: ningcomepoop: wholmesianmisfit: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR love those were the best omg
assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of doritos
the-lonely-scottish-guy: technicolor-symbiont: stereo-symbiosis: remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like aww yiss mothereffing socks that’s right i
Zombies WERE People too!
parisian-catacombs: nlmsbb: prettieandsick: I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is. realist shit I have ever read.
br-eathing: satinet: why did they end omg so hot ugh ikr GET BETTER 2GETHA u two were meant to b
phantomofthelibrary: mrshudsonisatimelady: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: What if every book you have ever read was really just blank, but filled with Psychic Paper… and you were reading only what you wanted to? …what
“My local library branch started doing this “Blind Date with a Book” thing, thought you guys might like it. The shelf was full when we got there, but was like this as we were leaving. The books are wrapped in paper and have different designs
teenlust: omg if burgers were still 15 cents
mereperf: timeywimeyteapot: roxylalond: remember how our parents used to tell us not to put personal info on the internet when we were younger hey guys wanna know my blood type
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
ratingbisexuals: Yesterday a British king was found with a stab wound in his butt Today gay marriages were legalized in Britain. There is a joke somewhere in there.
hopeforallmankind: “Charlie… have you ever kissed a girl?” I shook my head no. It was so quiet. “Not even when you were little?” I shook my head no again. And she looked very sad. She told me about the first time she was kissed. She told
samuelshakusky: samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and
theperksofbeingazayngirl: lunalu-x: Poor Kanye tried to stop her before and we all gave him shit for it and thought he was awful, he was just trying to warn us, thanks Kanye, we should have listened, we were wrong. KANYE WE FORGIVE YOU WE UNDERSTAND
Reblog if you were ever bullied.
highdie: hiddlechodes: so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like “how do you say ‘i am better than you’?” some kid in the
milesjai: swasdicka: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
johnquincyadams: it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
saltist: miel-doux: when-you-were-young: One of my favorite posts on tumblr this is perfect omg I’ve always loved this.
iconise: ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling down her dash and i realised she followed me coz all of my posts were on her dash anyway i made a textpost that was like turn around if you are in room
sophiesshop: Sometimes you just wish you were skinny
awhsnapcountrygirl: gerrardly: gerrardly: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.She explained to him in the store that they were really made for
duffiethedirectioner: thorki-hiddlesworth: carlilemysaviour: but actually what if you were on a plane and an actor sat beside you for like a five hour flight like what does one do in that situation i just died
therewerebirds: triflesandparsnips: This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. “I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had
superwholockmervenger: sherlockedinthetardis10: buttman-rises: emilyisso-coollike: disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be
theyellowbrickroad: I REALLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THAT THEY WERE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE LIKE TWO PEOPLE HAD A DISCUSSION AND I CAME UP AND THEY SAID NICE WORDS WOW I LIKE THAT
daftpnk: mom i heard you were talking shit
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
wtfbryan: i heard you were talking shit and you didnt think that i would hear it
msjewbooty: how high were they when they invented pillows “im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
lalulutres: worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
pigwidgeon13: teaburger: The three different kinds of exam takers. #in which i am harry and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.
awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
ivlostmymindd: cliterallysame: I’ve seen hell The sad part is, 90% of 10-13 year old girls act/talk like this were we all this horrible at this age
aforeveryoungchild: All of them were shot and killed for wanting peace. I don’t think could have be a post any better than this.
theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about