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weaver-z:Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home
weaver-z:Warlock making any decision: (thinks of his gardener) Be gay… (thinks of his nanny) Do crime.
weaver-z:Steve Harrington, Season 2: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Oh my god. Oh fuck. I gotta protect all childrenSteve Harrington, Season 3: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Oh my god. Oh fuck. I gotta protect all lesbians
weaver-z:Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff
weaver-z: The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make
weaver-z:Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only
weaver-z:Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.
weaver-z:Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger
weaver-z:Idc if you think “poor little meow meow” is annoying, it’s not the same as “cinnamon roll/smol bean” and you KNOW this. Cinnamon roll and smol bean were cutesy complimentary words used to mean “precious”
weaver-z:Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn’t that be fucked
weaver-z:Ghostface calls me and asks me if I like scary movies but I fail to grasp the gravity of the situation and immediately start telling him about how they did the practical effects and dog training in Cujo
weaver-z:luisonte:Así me comía yo todas las piezas
weaver-z:blackcvrrant:blackcvrrant:blackcvrrant:SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON[id: a banner with a huge image of the :-) (smiley face with nose) emoticon captioned “smiley / first emoted here
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
weaver-of-night: I read the first 10 issues of Moon Knight yesterday while I was travelling home from Desolation Sound, and the visual style was really striking. So this is a quick tribute pieceprints // commissions
weaver-of-night: I read the first 10 issues of Moon Knight yesterday while I was travelling home from Desolation Sound, and the visual style was really striking. So this is a quick tribute pieceEdit: a newer version of this drawing is over here!prints
weaver-of-time: If you’re going to cry at Christmas clap your hands. If you’re going to cry at Christmas clap your hands. If you really love the show, and you don’t want Matt to go. If you’re going to cry at Christmas clap your hands.
weaver-z:FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!
weaver-z: Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point
weaver-z:Hands down THE funniest Youtube comment I’ve ever seen
weaver-z:It makes me so, so angry when I see those posts that are like “HORRIFYING EARLY PLASTIC SURGERY RESULTS FROM WW2,” because all of those lists are full of images that aren’t the final result and are used for pure shock value.
weaver-of-night: okay but what if MCU Bucky Cap tho (his uniform is based off of this one he wore in the comics if you’re interested)
weaver-z:Christian Boomer comics at Christmas: mean-spirited, a downer, whiny, “yelled about red Starbucks cups” energyJewish Boomer comics at Christmas: DELIGHTFUL
weaver-z: Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all for
weaver-z:Sure okay why the fuck not
weaver-z:For those wondering this is 100% real and I’m furious about how funny it is
weaver-z:My mom walked into the kitchen and said “What is this? A fat ｓｗａｍｐ ｓｋｕｎｋ in my residence?” and I entered to find her and my remorseful cat locked in a staring match with these exact expressions
weaver-z:pomegranateparingknife:gauwain: girlboss baby. is that anything satire is dead Inject a pack of wolves with orca testosterone and release them in Dreamworks headquarters
weaver-z:Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats
weaver-z:Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!Iroh alone in his cell:
weaver-z:I’ll show YOU a “SPRING FORWARD”
weaver-z:GAME OF THE YEAR 2022
weaver-z:I have a few ideas
weaver-z:raeloganthesonic06fangirl:theworsethingsgettheharderifight:professionalchaoticdumbass:tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:The longer I look at this the more unsettled I becomeYou have to walk through the bathroom to access
weaver-z:This satire article resonated with me so much
weaver-z:This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly
weaver-z:The lord when he gets his rings idk I never read it :/
weaver-z:New hobby: dropping the worst possible discourse topic I can come up with into the general chat of a server and watching the other members swarm their keyboards like piranhas
weaver-z:garbage-empress:prettykikimora:Life was good when we made dark fantasy films using muppets. No more captain america no more crisp ratt were doing gelflings some more, and those little shits from labyrinth. The Dark Crystal series was really
weaver-z:For all of the Brits who furiously insist that they just need to keep their cats outdoors and that Britain isn’t like that horribly dangerous America, here’s a review of multiple studies conducted in Britain that confirm that cats
weaver-z:Went on a date with a girl today and I said “I love seeing butches in Home Depot, it’s their natural habitat.” and she said “Oh that was me this weekend. Sometimes I go in there and buy bricks.” and I asked “Do
weaver-z:Kitties love to be like HELLLP for the love of god HELLLLLP when you’re 5 minutes late with their food and then they eat 3 bites and trot off
weaver-z: Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all
Weaver of Dreams by Harold Gaze, 1919
weaver-z:Anyways I am SO excited to see The Lighthouse
weaver-of-chaos: The Courtyard na We Heart It.
weaver-of-night: Volatile Times, drawn in PhotoshopMore Winter Soldier art. I think this is actually my first (finished) digital painting of him wearing his combat gear instead of civvies? For the curious, the gun I’ve drawn here is a Zastava M12
