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weaver-neith: Patreon Some lovely fanart of Touhou’s best kemono, Kagerou Imaizumi. I think the idea of her going into a state of insatiable lust and attacking men during full moons is rather cute, so I wanted to bring it to life. I seem to be going
weaver-z:theseaofmonster-deactivated2020:tumblr not showing people’s follower count is so crazy cause sometimes i’ll think someone is a big/small blog and then someone asks how many followers they have and they say something completely different than
Weaver, by Lee Man Fong, via Christie’s.
weaver-z: Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.
weaver-z: funnyihope: shittycryptids: a new yorker vampire… EY IM STALKIN’ HERE *hypnosis activates* FUHGEDDABOUTIT!
weaver-z:Hastur: Of course I know how to do lust. I’m a demon.Crowley: What’s a kiss, then?Hastur: It’s… a strong… face lick? Crowley, nodding sagely: Yeah, you know what, that’s completely correct.
weaver-z: Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point
weaver-z:Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff
weaver-z:Christian Boomer comics at Christmas: mean-spirited, a downer, whiny, “yelled about red Starbucks cups” energyJewish Boomer comics at Christmas: DELIGHTFUL
weaver-z:charlesoberonn:Broke: Barbie’s many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.Bespoke: Barbie’s different careers
weaver-z: Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all
weaver-z:Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only
weaver-z: Halloween from the margins
weaver-z:Elderly woman seeking shelter from the rain voice: Hello dearie. Would you be so kind as to let me stay the nigh–oh. You would? Oh. No, no, I’m very grateful, it’s just that *discards my mortal disguise* it’s just that–okay stop screaming–I’m
weaver-z:starvy:weaver-z:Can someone please reply to this post with a gif or video of a cat rotating. I’m not picky, I just need it to regain full HPGOOD LIRD
weaver-z: weaver-z:Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny I would pay real money to eavesdrop on this family’s next holiday gathering
weaver-z:I deeply admire Harrison Ford’s unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise
weaver-z:ownedbythevoid:weaver-z: I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature. Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more
weaver-z:weaver-z:Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just… 3D scan Emma Watson’s face to go on the Belle dolls they made.Every time I remember
weaver-z:weaver-z:I’ll show YOU a “SPRING FORWARD”Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast
weaver-z: authorized-trash: weaver-z: Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by
weaver-z:Help girl these CGI dalmatians are trying to fucking kill me
weaver-z:weaver-z:Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier’s Association kitten categoryGood Lird…..
weaver-z: maxknightley: famicom: weaver-z: Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher sentences to explain to a 14th century monk hazbin hotel is the canterbury
weaver-z:weaver-z:The council will decide your fate
weaver-z: weaver-z: Me, doing research: Oh, wow, Hot Topic was founded in 1988? That’s earlier than I expected. Me, scrolling down a bit, doing a comical spit take: You CANNOT be serious????
weaver-z: thatbassistbitch: weaver-z: (cuts into the gender reveal cake and blood gushes out) you jest but there’s a thing in the south where we have lamb-shaped easter cakes but theyre red velvet. you put frosting all over it to look like lamb wool
weaver-z:weaver-z:(rewrites history so that Jesus was a catboy and they had to do the crucifixion nine times) I think this is the hardest I’ve ever been subtly dragged do I need to delete my blog now
weaver-z:weaver-z:I’m only subscribed to one asmr channel on Youtube because no one else is on this guy’s level even remotelyThey need to give this man an award that doesn’t exist
weaver-z:weaver-z:I love it when a cat owner says something stupid to Jackson Galaxy and he’s clearly having to restrain himself from grabbing them by the shoulders and shaking them violentlyThe face of a man resisting the urge to slap someone into
weaver-z:weaver-z:It’s hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of
weaver-z:restarttheworld: weaver-z: fancy-fancy: apoliticalfemdomappreciator: glad my great x4 grandmother got her animals killed and baking supplies spoiled so people on the internet can dunk on that. feels great, terrific I hope Sherman dunked
weaver-z:weaver-z:Hey uhhh do I need to go to the hospital if I just learned that a mug I drink out of once in a while contains 99,300 ppm lead from a fucking wojak memeI literally bought this at an antique store last year fuck my life
weaver-z:weaver-z:Why is Panera selling a lemonade with three times the caffeine of a redbullI’M GOING TO DIE?
weaver-z:weaver-z:Not to get serious about a meme, but Morbius should have been a comedy. The idea of vampirism being the only way to cure a chronic illness is extremely funny. Imagine being in a support group with this goth guy and one day he’s
weaver-z:weaver-z:Cat lesbian flag for when you’re a lesbian who likes cats <3Anyone can use/share this flag! I’d love credit (feel free to tag me), but it’s not necessary.EVIL cat lesbian flag for when you’re a LESBIAN who
weaver-z:weaver-z:Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a
weaver-z: jelloapocalypse: weaver-z: I never used to believe that the internet had destroyed my humor but Neil Cicierega’s garbled Lord of the Rings names proved that I really will laugh at anything This video was like 30% of the inspiration for
weaver-z: queenlover24: weaver-z: That gradually crescendoing part in “Somebody to Love” where they keep building up and up as they repeat “Find. Me. Somebody to looove” until Mercury breaks out into a loud ass solo REBLOG IF YOU POWER YEARN
weaver-z:weaver-z: LSDKJFLSDJFLSDFNM Okay but ngl I feel this unironically
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weaver-z:weaver-z:Absolute anarchy in my server right nowReal reviews from the Kellogg’s website. Why would they do this…?
weaver-z:weaver-z:Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!Iroh alone in his cell:
weaver-z:weaver-z:I HATE you Reddit this dog is NOT terrifying he is my FRIENDReblog if you would CHERISH the muttshroom
weaver-z:weaver-z:Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it
weaver-z:wherewoof:weaver-z: MY WRETCHED SUBJECTS… can you please bring me a little bit of sliced fruit. As a snack. Certainly, your Vileness. Yes… YES!
weaver-z:weaver-z:I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one… this one got meList of wild things in this video:- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”- The unbroken
weaver-z:weaver-z:WILL SMITH JUST PUNCHED CHRIS ROCK IN THE FACEAudience reactions LMAO
weaver-z:weaver-z:Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny I would pay real money to eavesdrop on this family’s next holiday gathering
weaver-z:weaver-z:I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, “Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an
weaver-z:weaver-z:I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it’s either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you’ve ever heardMexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch.
weaver-z:weaver-z:Hey. Don’t cry. Look up “My Wife’s Lovers” (1893) by Carl Kahler.Everything will be okay <3
weaver-z:weaver-z:Collected my favorite post from each drug sub on reddit. I can’t stop looking at these.No other site does it like this