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Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Actually, there’s only one in the house, but she’s all yours!”
“Welp, it’s finally happened. I leaned forward and the weight of my boobs is preventing me from straightening up again.”
“Okay, you’ve got me up against the wall. Now what, big guy?”
“Yes, sir, whatever you say, sir.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Thigh-highs on, or off? Okay, let me clarify that. If I take off everything else, thigh-highs on, or off?”
Law of Conservation of Ass: Fatter cannot be created or destroyed.My Plastic Surgeon: Well, actually…Mr. Crude: But, it can be penetrated.
“A little help with my shorts, old man? I think they’re stuck.”“Do you want them up, or off?” asked Mr. Crude.“Better take them off so I don’t get trapped in them.”“I wouldn’t want that!”
“Okay, okay… you caught me! What’s a horny girl to do when her fuck buddy doesn’t arrive as soon as expected?”“Is that what I am? A fuck buddy?” asked Mr. Crude.“Oh, goodness no! You’re much more
“So, what kind of pet am I supposed to be?”“You’d better be an obedient one!”“That goes without saying. What I meant was, am I supposed to be a puppy, a kitten, or what?”“Yes.”
“Would I pass for one of your students, Mr. Crude?”“Maybe. Answer me this… are you willing to do anything to improve your grade?” he asked.“Almost anything. I assume you mean sex, right?”“Yes, that’s
Niece sent Mr. Crude a couple of selfies with the message, “Nerdy student here! To be more accurate, nerdy horny student here. I suspect you’ll want to come over and spank me or something.”
“Meow?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Does this wig make me look more like a bimbo? Wait, can I be more of a bimbo?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Like my pillows? I mean the ones on my bed. I know you like the ones on my body. BTW, they need a good squeeze. The ones on my body!”
“I appreciate that you like to buy me lingerie, but I swear - you always buy the bottoms in sizes that are way too small!”“It looks good to me, Niece,” replied Mr. Crude.
Niece sent the following message to Mr. Crude: “Sexting with a bed full of pooches isn’t easy! You should come over so I don’t have to tell you what I’m going to do with you!”
“So, uhhh, have you got something better than this thumb for me to suck on?”
Niece looked into the mirror and noticed Mr. Crude standing behind her, staring at her ass. “So, uh, are you thinking my ass is big, or what?” she asked.He walked up close to her, cupped her ass cheeks in his hands and said, “Actually,
niecewaidhofer14:#NiceWaidhofer #Lingerie #Hot 🤩 Mr. Crude found a good hiding spot while Niece counted to one-hundred. When she finished counting, she got onto her hands and knees and started crawling like a cat on the prowl, saying, “Here I
“What the?” exclaimed Mr. Crude.“It’s my ahegao face,” replied Niece. “Sexy, huh?”
“You can do whatever you want… as long as you don’t mess up the hair.”
“Go on, it’s okay. I know you want to slide it in between them. To be perfectly honest, I want you to do it, too.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I ran out of clean lingerie, so I had to put on a dress today. Weird, huh?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with a rather odd message that read, “The lady at the dry cleaners asked if there was pee on the duvet cover I brought in. (See in the upper corner.) When I refused to say anything due to my dog’s HIPPA rights,
Niece send a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “House-broken pet needs a good home. Inquire within.”
“All dressed up and nowhere to hoe.”
“I guess it had to happen sooner or later,” said Mr. Crude.“Oh? What’s that?” asked Niece.“You ran out of clean, black lingerie.”“Hahaha… but yes, I did,” replied Niece.
“Is this outfit suitable for tonight?” asked Niece.“It is, if we stay here,” replied Mr. Crude.“Oh… it seems like a little bit much for that,” she replied.“Yes, I think you’re correct. Better take
“I seem to have had an accident while touching up my roots, but I kind of like it.”
“I’m digging this new super turbo fan. Talk about having a wind-blown look!”
“Okay, be honest. Does this make my ass look fat, or fuckable? Or both fat and fuckable?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Do my legs look fat in my new mirror?”
Niece sent Mr. Crude a selfie with the message, “There’s a big, empty bath tub in here. Come on over and help me fill it up.”
Standing in front of Mr. Crude with her shirt open, Niece told him, “I think I forgot to put on a bra today.”“I think you may be correct, but you’d better let me take a look.”Niece laughed and said, “I’m not so
“There’s a skank in my boots!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “First, streaks on the mirror, and now butt prints on the counter. Come over and leave cum stains on my panties.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Strategically placed arm and hair. Much better view here. You’re very welcome to see for yourself.”
“I’m ready when you are!”
No shirt, no shoes… no service.
“Hi-eee! Come and get it!”
“Hurry up and take the picture! This water is cold!” shouted Niece.“It can’t be that cold, Niece. Your nipples aren’t poking out.”
Mr. Crude looked at the back of Niece’s bikini and asked, “Isn’t that uncomfortable?”“What?” she asked.“The way your bikini bottom rides up between your butt cheeks,” he said.“I wouldn’t call
“I don’t want to hear a single word about the pearl necklace on my ass. Not a word.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I got a new car and I want you to help me christen it! Front and back seats.”
“Die Brüste! Die Stiefel!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Come and get it!”
“These things are getting heavy! Want to help hold ‘em up?”
“Oops! Looks like the strap snapped. I guess this thing is coming off.”
Catching the last rays of the day.
Niece turned her back to Mr. Crude and asked, “What do you think? More squats, or something else?”“If you’re going to do squats, they should be on my cock,” he answered.“I hadn’t thought of that. Glad I asked
“I may have had a slight problem with my hair dye. Can you tell?”
The imagery of the cropped sweater is a metaphor depicting the indecisive nature of the artist and volatility of life; intended to leave the viewer with the philosophical question:“Bitch, are you hot or cold?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, It’s Thigh-High Soctober!“
“Hey! I fixed the strap on my bra. Want to see if you can break it?”
niecewaidhofer14:#Goddess “I like your new bra, Niece.”“I had a feeling you would, Mr. Crude.”
“Why yes, I am a little bit horny.”
Nap time!
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“Your glass of ice water was like that when I got here. Honest! Weird, huh?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Still want that blow job?”