waidhofer
NSFW Tumblr
find waidhofer on porn pin board
waidhofer clips
When Mr. Crude entered her bedroom, Niece lifted her top, flashed a little underboob and said, “Peek-a-boob!”
Niece straddled Mr. Crude’s legs and inched her way up his body. Looking down at him she said, “Don’t move. It’s time for me to have my way with you for a change!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I had a little trouble lacing up my dress, so I knotted the top. Now I need somebody to get me outta this. Help!”
“Hey, look at me! I’m Lara Croft!” exclaimed Niece. “Pew-pew-pew!”Mr. Crude laughed and said, “I’m pretty sure that’s not the sound a cock makes when it shoots!”“Hmmm… Care to demonstrate
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “ Do I look really smart in these glasses? I’m going for the intellectual slut look.”
“What do you think of my cheese pants?” Niece asked Mr. Crude.“Cheese pants? What?” he asked in befuddlement.“You know… sliced… grated… holey. Like cheese!” she explained.“Oh, uhh…
Mr. Crude surprised Niece while she was taking a bath.“You’re not embarrassed, are you?” he asked as she covered her breasts with her hand and arm.Niece giggled as she said, “I’d better not be since I’m not covering
When Mr. Crude arrived at Niece’s house he saw her lying on the staircase.“Did you get tired of waiting for me, or are you hurt?” he asked.Niece giggled and replied, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”“I
goodtimes19: Niece plopped down on the sofa, looked over at Mr. Crude and asked, “Does this sofa make my ass look big?”Unsure of how he should answer, he got up, walked over to her, patted her bottom and said, “That’s a fine ass,
“I’ve had a rough day, babe. Mind if we go to bed now?” asked Niece.“I suppose this means you don’t want to play cowgirl, huh?” asked Mr. Crude.“Why do you ask that? I just said I wanted to go to bed early. I
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I went to college and all I got was a recurring dream that I was late for my final exam and was locked out of the room.”
“Like my new key ring?”
“Dang! These really are low rider jeans! I’ll bet if I bend over you could slip it in me without much trouble at all. Here, let’s see.”
“All we are is bust in the wind.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Come see what’s under my skirt!”
“Like my knee-highs?” asked Niece.“I prefer your sweatshirt,” replied Mr. Crude.
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Perfect mirror selfie! Got myself, one of my doggos and the view out the window! Woop-woop!”
When Niece invited Mr. Crude into her house she temporarily blocked the door and said, “Hey there, buddy… you want to give me a hand with these things?”He looked at her unzipped jeans and her unbuttoned shirt and asked, “Which
“Sorry, bud. The only cleavage you’re getting from me today is what you see on my shirt… unless you force me to show more. Just don’t tear the shirt, okay?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I can hardly breathe with this thing off. It’s so tight I can’t unhook it, either. Would you be kind enough to come over and help me get naked?”
“Holy crap! This thong is really digging into me! I can hardly move. It’s like self-bondage underwear.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Good thing I have all these straps on my lingerie, or my boobs might fall out! On the other hand, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“Well, don’t you look sweet!” said Mr. Crude.Niece cocked her head and replied, “Looks can be very deceiving!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I’m celebrating my first flight in a year. My only regret is that I’m standing on a sticky floor. If you had been the one to make it sticky, it’d be okay, but I have no idea who
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I started to dye my hair today but chickened out part way through. What do you think? Should I have finished it all in red? And should the carpet match the drapes?”
After Niece invited Mr. Crude inside, she sat down and told him she’d just returned from shopping.“I got some new lingerie. Wanna see?” she asked.He smiled and nodded.After unbuttoning her shirt, she said, “I got this bra. Do you
Niece looked over her shoulder at Mr. Crude and said, “I’m waiting!”“Good things come to those who wait,” he replied.“Look - I know it’s going to be good, so there’s no need to keep me waiting for it,”
“I dunno about these butt-lifting yoga pants. It makes it look like I’ve had another butt-job.”
“That’s an interesting bra, Niece,” said Mr. Crude.“Yes, it is. I feel like if I make one false move I’ll be popping out,” she replied.“Hmmm… let’s see if we can figure out what that one false move
“I think it shrunk when I washed it. Funny, though, how it only shrunk from the bottom up.”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Look what I bought! It’s a tiny version of a dog! You’ll have to come over and rub our tummies.”
“The logo on this shirt is too big!” exclaimed Niece.“How so?” asked Mr. Crude.“In order to keep it all showing, I couldn’t cut off enough of the shirt to show my under boob!”“Yes, that is a problem, Niece.
Die Brüste.
“Need some help?” asked Mr. Crude.“Damn straight! I need to find the idiot who decided to put this oven way the fuck up here where nobody but a giant can reach - and stab him!” replied Niece.
“Although that’s not the greatest display of your fashion sense, I’m not going to say that it turns me off, Niece,” said Mr. Crude.“The power of bewbs!” replied Niece.“And a very short skirt,” he added.
Niece walked up to Mr. Crude, licked her popsicle and said, “I hope you know that I’d rather be licking yours!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I’m thinking I need some more black things in my wardrobe. Want to go shopping with me and let me model for you?”
“Jiggle-jiggle!”
“What are you lookin’ at?”
Niece looked sheepishly at Mr. Crude and asked, “Do you think I’m wearing this dress backwards?”“Not only the dress, but the necklace, too,” he replied. “I think you’d better change both and let me see,”
“Mirror, mirror, on the ground…Who’s the girl you want to pound?”
When Mr. Crude walked in, he caught Niece straddling the arm of her sofa.“Niece?” “Yeah, okay… you caught me humping the sofa. I know I should’ve waited for you to get here, but the thought of what you might do to me once
“It’s not the size of the truck that matters, it’s the cooling of the vented seats.”
“Just a 30-plus emo girl.”
“I saved you some time and trouble, Mr. Crude. Just grab this and make me do your bidding,” said Niece.“You could’ve saved me even more time by not putting on your lingerie. Sure, it’s pretty, but you know it won’t
“I don’t know about you, but I feel like I’m over dressed.”
“Weddings. Damn! I hate having to wear clothes for so long! I hope the cake is good.”
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I hope you’re not too upset with me,” said Niece as she looked up at Mr. Crude.“Why would I be upset with you?” he asked.“I went a lot lighter on my eye makeup today,” she said. “I suppose you’ll
Niece rested one knee on the window sill as she pulled up her skirt and looked back at Mr. Crude.“Yeah, you bet I want it! Come shove it into me, big boy!”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “I spy with my little eye… pretty much what you can see. If you’d like to see more, come on over!”
“Wait! Did I remember to put on panties today?”
“Hey! I hear you like female kittens. Will this do?”
“I really like these new, thinner boxes of wine.”“Why? Because they’re better for lugging around?” asked Mr. Crude.“Well, there’s that, too, but I was thinking more about not getting completely shit-faced when
“Does this thong make my ass look big?”
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Thank goodness for the ability to crop photos! I mean, you didn’t really want a photo of my hoo-hoo, did you?”
“The hat? It’s a conversation starter.”
Slutty Werben Jager Man Jensenhttp://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Smitty_Werben_Man_Jensen
“What I look like when I have to pee really bad on a road trip but we just stopped 30 minutes ago and I said I didn’t need to go.”
“Do you like my chandelier? It’s my favorite color… sparkly.”
