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jaderkinss: the-vashta-nerada: forfuturereferenceonly: l Please properly tag your posts. The letter “l” is triggering to some people. is that a capital “i” or a lowercase “L”???WE’LL NEVER KNOWWWWW IlIlIl
callmekitto: like-the-one-that-stryker-sniped: thestarkinthetardis: Part 1 of the-vashta-nerada’s excellent advice. I died at the Folger’s one at least 6 bread
smokesforstiles:freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I
wongburger: the-vashta-nerada: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE
crossroads-vashta-nerada-yo: you-have-a-nice-butt-so-i: nurmengardxmas: Did we really just compare Castiel to Legolas? FINALLY GOD BLESS Friggen Bones looks fabulous
yuekono:destiel-ismyotp:tuesday-mooseday:kauthecat: the-vashta-nerada: you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are what if that happened in real life what if you were just at a restaurant one
the-vashta-nerada: when i die i’m gonna invite everyone i ever knew to my funeral and i’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going
doctorwho:
the-vashta-nerada: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE
butterflies-and-teeth: the-vashta-nerada: one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain
the-vashta-nerada: t0mdelongestpenis: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING CAN’T
the-vashta-nerada: another dick move i’ve pulled as a dungeon master was when a party had to go looking for clues and i lead them on this complex goose chase and at the end of it there was an old mage who chuckled and said “i have a chest that contains
samuel-alexander: sheshiepie: sdelabelle: pessimistic-wholock: I’m so turned on by these pictures. wow As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy Good lord…
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph
the-vashta-nerada: scarymerry: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in. that is the face of a man who is 24601%
aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T
the-vashta-nerada: it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
expectacular: the-vashta-nerada: theevilsnowmenarecoming: Can I just bring everyone’s attention to the snowman in the background Look at him Look OH MY GOD
smokesforstiles: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE
yourweeaboobs: yuekono: destiel-ismyotp: tuesday-mooseday: kauthecat: the-vashta-nerada: you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are what if that happened in real life what if you were just
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
kindofrighteous: the-vashta-nerada: north west was the first child of kanye and kim. one year later, there will be a child named east. following that year, a child will be born named south. finally, a year afterward, west west will be born. the children
the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so of course i don’t back
myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount
the-vashta-nerada: one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit
the-cimmerians: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing
j0rdan-baker: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for
the-vashta-nerada: have you ever cried over a character i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS” no i mean have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried because you wanted to be with
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
the-vashta-nerada: in other news today my older sister was giving a kid a swimming lesson where she works since she’s a lifeguard and she was like “we can pretend to be sharks” and the kid paused for a second then STRAIGHT UP PUNCHED HER IN THE
the-vashta-nerada: one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d
the-vashta-nerada: like i know that everyone on tumblr has varying opinions and stuff and nobody agrees on anything but you know whitney’s miltank in the goldenrod gym fuck that miltank
gamzeemakarasober: tuxedojin: rivaille-is-spoopy: nyjan: the-vashta-nerada: WE’VE DONE IT WE’VE REACHED THE HIGH POINT OF THE INTERNET im crying omg I am very done I’m not even in this fandom, but god I love you people. how do i look at
the-vashta-nerada: can’t believe it’s the 50th anniversary of dentist what today
sammybitchfacewinchester: thelonelyconsultingtimelord: 221cumberbum: waywardsnow: nostopdasgay: the-vashta-nerada: can’t believe it’s the 50th anniversary of dentist what today I think you mean physician where I’m pretty sure its nurse why
lumos5001: the-vashta-nerada: when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher
the-vashta-nerada: somebody at my college literally went to all the signs and replaced all the R’s into P’s so now i have class on the second floop today
yuekono:destiel-ismyotp: tuesday-mooseday: kauthecat: the-vashta-nerada: you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are what if that happened in real life what if you were just at a restaurant
sagetheseer: smokesforstiles:freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK
equestrianrepublican: maknbacn: the-vashta-nerada: bitterempress: 1800’s French Military Uniform Today’s Military Uniforms where did all the style go where was the time when you could just out-fab your opponents do you really think it’s a
indiana-jenkins: queenforadayortwo: the-vashta-nerada: dear non american followers today is thanksgiving today we celebrate the fact that our starving ancestors got invited to a feast by native americans and repaid them by killing most of them and
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see" she can be like “let jesus light the path"
