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shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so
tehmishi: musikizmylife: the-vashta-nerada: t0mdelongestpenis: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING CAN’T this again omg I laughed this hard in ages XD
gold-sheep: callmekitto: like-the-one-that-stryker-sniped: thestarkinthetardis: Part 1 of the-vashta-nerada’s excellent advice. I died at the Folger’s one at least 6 bread “let the mountain lion eat him” ahahaa
sheshiepie: sdelabelle: pessimistic-wholock: I’m so turned on by these pictures. wow As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy I WANT TO GO TO ALL OF THOSE THERES
emvipii: dalek-cyberman-the silence-ood-vashta nerada-weeping angels
the-vashta-nerada: mrshudson-tookmytardis: do-you-have-a-flag: just thought my blog should be a little more sonic Who looks at their blog and thinks, “Ooh, this could be a bit more sonic?” What, you’ve never been bored? Never had a long night?
aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T
the-vashta-nerada: there’s five days until the world ends which means you all have five days to confess that you’ve been harboring a massive and undying love for me so i’d get on that
myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount
the-vashta-nerada: i don’t trust girls who can manage thick or curly hair AND have their life in order because there’s obviously some voodoo shit going on there
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit
the-vashta-nerada: one time my older sister went on a trip to africa for her college and they went to a really rural village and all the really young kids were scared of her because they had never seen a white person before and they thought she was a
jacksterekat: the-vashta-nerada: when you guys get girlfriends or boyfriends make sure to send this to them on your seven month anniversary with no context today is my seven month anniversary and i literally did this
the-vashta-nerada: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph
cinnamonzen: fuckyeahvikingsandcelts: the-vashta-nerada: ianbrooks: LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by
ereri-shipper: shingekinomyovaries: hyper-cap-using-levi-ravioli: tuxedojin: rivaille-is-spoopy: nyjan: the-vashta-nerada: WE’VE DONE IT WE’VE REACHED THE HIGH POINT OF THE INTERNET im crying omg I am very done I’m not even in this fandom,
wongburger: the-vashta-nerada: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE
the-vashta-nerada: i get really angry about two things: united states politics and sansa stark hate
riveralwaysknew: the-vashta-nerada: wilfulwilf: #LET’S NOT AND SAY WE DID #LET’S JUST - YOU KNOW #INSTEAD WE COULD JUST TAKE RIVER #AND PUT HER ON YOUR TARDIS #AND RUN AWAY #WHY NOT THAT? #WHY. NOT. #/sobs because fuck you that’s why
the-vashta-nerada: my friends and i were at a pizza place and i got some mozzarella sticks and i was like “oh i love mozzarella sticks i’d marry one if i could” and one of my friends was like “well technically i’m legally ordained” so long
timeywimeyness: thetardis: the-vashta-nerada: hiiddles: The TARDIS sound was the Doctor arriving to bring the torch, before realizing he couldn’t because Donna would remember him and having to leave. wow WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT fuuuuuckkkk
the-vashta-nerada: waiting-for-the-tardis: SO IN THE FILMING PICTURES FOR SEASON 7 PART 2 HE’S WEARING AMY’S READING GLASSES
the-vashta-nerada: dear non american followers today is thanksgiving today we celebrate the fact that our starving ancestors got invited to a feast by native americans and repaid them by killing most of them and driving them off their land within 50
kavto-m: princeblainers: the-vashta-nerada: captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar they all die captain jack walks out of the bar clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar rory williams appears in a bar in the
thestarkinthetardis: Part 1 of the-vashta-nerada’s excellent advice.
the-vashta-nerada: when i die i’m gonna invite everyone i ever knew to my funeral and i’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going
the-vashta-nerada: MY FRIENDS NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING SEX TO THE LORD OF THE RINGS SOUNDTRACK
callmekitto: like-the-one-that-stryker-sniped: thestarkinthetardis: Part 1 of the-vashta-nerada’s excellent advice. I died at the Folger’s one at least 6 bread
the-vashta-nerada: my mom said i looked upset and asked what was wrong and i told her matt smith was leaving doctor who and she poured me a glass of wine
the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so of course i don’t back
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
the-eleventh-blog: the-vashta-nerada: america: 1 UK: 0 the queen
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
butterflies-and-teeth: the-vashta-nerada: one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain
the-vashta-nerada: somebody at my college literally went to all the signs and replaced all the R’s into P’s so now i have class on the second floop today
oreides: the-vashta-nerada: when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher
the-vashta-nerada: i found a gif that is a perfect visual metaphor for my life
masterassassino: si-vis-pacem—para-bellum: the-vashta-nerada: exorpissed: Feeling lazier than the guy who made the Polish flag even lazier than the French flag? DEAD.
adriofthedead: aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL DAMN YOU MAYBE
the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is what pokemon is #666 B O W B E F O R E Y O U R D A R K O V E R L O R D
the-vashta-nerada: thatcrazylittlelord: the-vashta-nerada: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…? yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching
lastofthetimeladies: the-vashta-nerada: thesumof1000lies: the-vashta-nerada: sometimes i forget that england does their temperature in celsius and not fahrenheit so i see the temperature for them and i’m like “wow weather there must suck every
the-vashta-nerada: fckn-dumb: the-vashta-nerada: fckn-dumb: what do you call a snake that studies past events DON’T YOU DARE a HISSSSTORIAN
superlockedphan: the-vashta-nerada: thatcrazylittlelord: the-vashta-nerada: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…? yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half
superlockedinthephandom: the-vashta-nerada: thatcrazylittlelord: the-vashta-nerada: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…? yes and it doesn’t compare to owning
