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fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
Atten ladies con artists David Kingsley is at it again do not give this man ur info at all he has nothing but bad intentions. My friend got her account deactivated and he promised to get it back up. Then asked her to hold a sign with he’s Instgram
When your grandpa don’t believes you that ur single & he say: I am not dying till you find a greek man & marry him & make three kids lol😬😁😅 I am under pressure now😰 #family #familyfirst #mybigfatgreekwedding #beauty #nofilter
shroom-goddess:fitandfruity:sicknymphet:Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
shestoocoldtoshiver: ner-oh: thetruthoftears: ner-oh: when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex.. if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably
heart2big: If ur telling a man he upset you and all he says is “chill” 93 times it really is proof that a) he’s not even listening to you b) he doesn’t care that you’re upset and c) he’s not worth your time anyway
dreamsweetinseamajor: me: hey rick and morty fan: u gotta be smart to get it haha! *fake burps* look at me im tiny rick!! its just hard to get in to it man unless ur like super smart lol its deep dude. u wouldnt get it theres so much backstory and shit
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artandanimecrap: fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
peachypersici: If you send a man nudes and he doesn’t hype you tf up, don’t ever send him anything again. Also, you can send ur nudes to me, I’ll hype you up forever. This has been a PSA
king-of-goblins: Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.
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toxictesticles: menbendovr: itakepozz2: rawtopbreeder: justadirtywhore: 1machopasivo: Hot poz top Willing bottom taking a charged load Biohazard tattoos make me horny fuck ur AIDS into my wantin cunt Nothing hotter than a man taking a poz
dollymattel: honestly guys who notice little things abt u & compliment u w/o u asking how something looks are so important & special & by god if a man ever compliments ur eyebrows fucking keep him
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold:HEY…… YEAH… BIG SMILE FOR ME MAN……. YEAH…… U KNOW I DATE UR MOM SO I CAN BE WITH YOU RIGHT?
prettyboyshyflizzy: facelesstiger: halffizzbin: sra-foreveralone: best response to a sexist boyfriend If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices. prettyboyshyflizzy This reminds me of that story bout ur friend
queergutterpunk: coveryouinmycurves: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
captaincockup: a transparent business man advertising ur blog
sharingwifesbody: sharing-husband: Now that is a bride every man should dream of… If she is this much fun on her wedding day can u imagine how ur life will be from now on ???? To make things hotter she should get fucked by 2 of his best men before
hqlle: jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies Actually, In Australia/UK, its like this:American = biscuit - UK/Aus = Scone (pronounced Sc-on in AUS)American
doubleca5t:high-quality-tiktoks:yall get ur bfs video games, and I get mine Legos😂 She gave that man the zoomies
congenitalprogramming: When the tax man comes and ur like “I will not part with a single coin”Snakewitch lewks.
bollywood-bloodbaths: everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?
oxizola: may: medicine: transprincesa: niambi: Chocolate and mint together…is one of the most disgusting flavor combinations man has ever come up with This hateration she tellin the truth tho !! what is the appeal put ur zodiac sign and opinion
sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
awsumdick: Who is this man I luv ur cock…😘😘😘
getsby: “ur bra strap is showing” u say children begin to scream tears r streaming down my face my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats no one can ever kno i wear a bra
ner-oh: thetruthoftears: ner-oh: when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex.. if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who
sharing-husband: Seeing ur wife passionately fucking another man it’s hot
sharing-husband: If u never watched ur pretty wife like this with another man u don’t know what u missing … Hottest thing ever !!
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
mrslean: thepoeticlovechild: virginholes: shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that S/O to y'all. swear man
salemanders: MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE
salemanders: MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,
deeznutsforcutie: thewildesttflower: “if another man can make your woman laugh, you’ve lost her” tbh if you don’t want your girl to ever laugh or smile if she’s not around you, you don’t need a girlfriend. ur creepy and possessive. i dumped
shroom-goddess:fitandfruity:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
homensmachistas: serviceorientedsub: i love looking at a proud MAN lost in the power of HIS GODCOCK. Imagine HIS pheromones wafting off HIS body and filling ur lungs. see the MEN i worship: http://serviceorientedsub.tumblr.com/ (via TumbleOn )
sexhaver:hqlle: jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies britain as a country has yet to recover from this post
theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you
anexperimentallife: just-tumbling-along: bloodnikki: theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
fegeleh:in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
hqlle: jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies
woesofcolor: frogyell: “man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly,
amanavv: itskkiss: This is a fantastic and realistic video of exactly how hot it is to watch your wife being fucked by another man…..😎 Oh it’s awesome Watchin ur wife into ultimate pleasure
egobirth: lil-nefertitties: egobirth: i make ya man wanna speak spanish Italian*👼 make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis
egobirth: lil-nefertitties: egobirth: i make ya man wanna speak spanish Italian*👼 make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis @sft425
struggleman: kabhipussykabhibum: struggleman: listen man money talk… u want someone to do somethin strange for that change? say that then ill come to ur home and eat the end pieces of bread for บ I’d eat that for free me too TF?? but its
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