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getsby: “ur bra strap is showing” u say children begin to scream tears r streaming down my face my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats no one can ever kno i wear a bra
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
bollywood-bloodbaths: everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?
salemanders: MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,
vernondaviscrying: boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset
fruitfish: forthelake: fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all But
fitandfruity:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
hasure: thejesusandmarxchain: can this be the year we kill off weaponized femininity because literally no one is threatened by your lipstick “my eyeliner so sharp it can kill a man!” the only thing ur eyeliner is killing is me, with the second-hand
poobit:ok im curious: tag ur sexuality/gender and an era you are aesthetically into: ex, im a bi trans man and i love the 20s-60s Bisexual woman and I LOVE learning about the Mongolian Empire.
serviceorientedsub: Note the subs masculine position. Up on his knuckles. Ass in the air. Then notice his the DOMINANT MAN’s whole body curls into him. Connection. u provide ur cunt and dedication and HE is able to get lost in HIS own power inside
xjulietcharliex: if-i-could-see-thru-ur-eyes: I enjoy watching him play as he pours his naked soul out with each key stroke. 💖🎀 A man who plays…swoon! -fms
fegeleh: in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
ner-oh: thetruthoftears: ner-oh: when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex.. if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who
itsthelesbiana: bollywood-bloodbaths: everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous? Send EmIn
egobirth: lil-nefertitties: egobirth: i make ya man wanna speak spanish Italian*👼 make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis
medusabraids: chimuela7: scromit: thirdyear: queertcc: jeffrey dahmer was actually autistic unlike ur fake ass neurotypical allistic ass . also i’m fucking autistic so shut up dahmer is a huge comfort to me he’s an autistic gay man so SHUT UP
sharing-husband: I love kissing… One of the sexiest things ever… Hot to kiss a woman u have been desiring for a long time and it is extremely hot to see ur wife passionately kissing another man too !!!
momma-just-tagged-a-man: cynical-werewolf: artemuscain-gamingandbs: rickyskaggs: *person falls, in a loud destructive manner* voice off camera: Hey, Ron. fallen person: Hey, Billy! imagine ur OTP This is the most southern video I’ve ever seen.
bowlingshirtbellas: follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds: honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right
salemanders: MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE
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fruitfish:if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
fegeleh:in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
queergutterpunk:coveryouinmycurves: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
grover3: serviceorientedsub: Find a way to display urself to the world SIR. Know the ache we subs feel to have ur GODCOCK acknowledged and seen. It doesn’t have to be worn outside of YOUR pants, but a MAN should showcase HIS powerful sex. I think
hqlle:jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies
smilesandvials: fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
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theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you
opossumprince: i find it hilarious when ur the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends ppl who are too talkative in class next to you bc they know you wont talk like bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes
doubleca5t:high-quality-tiktoks:yall get ur bfs video games, and I get mine Legos😂 She gave that man the zoomies
fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
kerriluvscum: U know this position. Sometimes ur body will just automatically go into it when u see a hard cock. Presenting urself to a real man for his use is what u were made to do. Good practice is to find a sex club or an adult store with a communal
officialhungboys: jamesweaveregerbeaver: Man I would love to swallow ur big nutt load Kik: bbcjoy Snapchat: prickteese Skype: kevinkk7795 Add me to see my 8 inch!! HUNG guys and HEAVY CUMMERS only!!
dragonz500: skippypodar: No Shave November is almost here! Eewwww, please shave!!! UR NOT A cave man!!!
serviceorientedsub: Unless they highlight and focus attention on a MAN’s cock, clothes fucking suck. MEN are born to be naked, seen and proud. See if u can encourage ur ALPHA to display HIMSELF prominently when going about the world. HE deserves to
oxizola: may: medicine: transprincesa: niambi: Chocolate and mint together…is one of the most disgusting flavor combinations man has ever come up with This hateration she tellin the truth tho !! what is the appeal put ur zodiac sign and opinion
frogyell: frogyell: “man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly,
danidery: idk man if ur enemy is literally right outside I can’t imagine you’d have much time to explain anything
the-official-nasa: yelnatszeroni: luciferlesbian: Dyke power move: manspreading next to a man to show him who’s the boss (you) But closing your legs for when a lady needs to sit true power is maintaining the manspread. the lady sits on ur knee:
prismatic-bell: anexperimentallife: just-tumbling-along: bloodnikki: theladyjanedoe: sleepbby: pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’.
dominateherownher: fuck her like she’s the horse and your the jockey. Ur going for 1st place. Manly shit all day.
queergutterpunk:coveryouinmycurves:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Replace
fruitfish: if u are ever down on yourself and think ur too chubby think of the chubby birds they are literally such chubby fluffs and they’re cute as heck and shit man, so are you may the chubby birds inspire us all
poopwentz: to asexual boys: it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys it doesn’t make you any less of a man it’s ok if you’re a virgin it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin it’s ok ur great
sjotter: gerbthenerd: sjotter: Just because I’m a gay man doesn’t mean I wouldn’t die for lesbians if u don’t fight for the gals then ur a weak cowards. This goes DOUBLE for trans lesbians they’re stronger than any us marine As a lesbian,
thatdudeemu: This man gave us his life to make a funny vine cause I know his mama killed him after this lol ^^^^Thank you for giving us ur life my friend at least he died after a funny vine my mom would have best the shit out of me
durk2x: coshui: Jhene Aiko & Big Sean Giving Silk And Denim Looks If yo man don’t hold ur clutch he ain’t for you
