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“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
beyond-babes-and-memes:My workout partner when I stay uptown, she came over to make sure daddy was satisfied.
son-of-mars-ultor: booksforcats: I love this, don’t ask me why. credits (x) This is one of those things you never asked for, but never knew you needed.
gurillaboythamane: cajuncolabottlecandy: misterand: Janelle Monáe | Marc Baptiste, Uptown #MOMMYMONAE #FAIRYGODMOTHER SEXY BAD BITCH A tru goddess…not just the physical
sensualhumiliation: Her auction has just begun, but she can still not believe she is just merchandise to be sold as an object, and even much less to be used as one sexual slave. Two days ago (just after her kidnapping), she was an elegant, uptown well
“I am using a combination of sweet tea and Uptown Funk as an eviction notice today. We’ve been here before and I have tried it all. So with all the love in the world please don’t suggest any other methods.”41 Weeks Pregnant
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The Kay Gee Collection 1. The New Style “Scuffin’ Those Knees” (1989)2. Zhané “Hey Mr. D.J.” (1993)3. Naughty By Nature “Uptown Anthem” (1991)4. Rottin Raskalz “Hey Alright” (1995)5. Tha Rayne f/ Lupe Fiasco “Kiss Me” (2002)6. Next
beautifullovve: heartofa5thlion: 40ozvannyc: Appreciate Uptown spanish girls <3 Dam Ill jus puttt this right here ;)
gaybuddy774: UPTOWN FUNK!!!
edens-blog: wkdart: iamtonysexual: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: onlylolgifs: People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway looks fun makin’ my way dOWNTO—- ASDFK MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN not gonna lie at first I thought these people
wheeyonce: mamamoo - um oh ah yeh uptown funk remix @ sbs gayo daejun
entertainmenttonight: This flight attendant has MOVES!She’s poppin’ and lockin’ it to “Uptown Funk”!
loony-loopy-lovegood:suckmymichaelconda:I’m not even sure which one I’m more likeThis is the first time I have heard uptown funk H. O. O. L. I. G. A. N
nude-spo: Nudity is imperative in Uptown on Mardis Gras.
toastyhat: doodlebonez: aquilldeferred: TUMBLR THIS IS NOT A DRILL RICK ASTLEY HAS DONE A COVER OF UPTOWN FUNKREPEAT, THE GODFATHER OF MEMES HAS COVERED UPTOWN FUNKI’M FREAKING OUT Y’ALL !!!!!!!!!!! god is real
monkeychusetts: marlene: aquilldeferred: TUMBLR THIS IS NOT A DRILL RICK ASTLEY HAS DONE A COVER OF UPTOWN FUNKREPEAT, THE GODFATHER OF MEMES HAS COVERED UPTOWN FUNKI’M FREAKING OUT Y’ALL For once in my life FOR ONCE a video involving this man
whimsicalpersephone: richbourger: xelamanrique318: Juice by Lizzo would be as big as Uptown Funk if society didn’t hate fat black women If you haven’t seen the video, go give it some love, she is so talented and this song is so good omg uptown
dragon-in-a-fez: donkeykongsixtyfour: grahancoxon: (to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of
patrickat: animatedamerican: cowboysuggest: spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB! I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but
jonasbrothers: is “uptown funk you up” a good thing or a bad thing??? like do i want to be uptown funked up or should i be offended???
grahancoxon: (to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
holybikinisbatman: donkeykongsixtyfour: grahancoxon: (to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat @monsterkissed
minorhottie:dunwithjosh: minorhottie: dunwithjosh: Life hack: don’t listen to uptown funk while skiing cause you will want to dance and you will fall and die did u die Yes but tbh it was worth it uptown funked u up
donkeykongsixtyfour: grahancoxon: (to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
that-stupid-tardis-sound:“stop playing uptown funk and fall out boy so much”[plays fall out boy cover of uptown funk]
laurdlannister-kingslayer: kaspbrak-eddie: richiefuckfacetozier: dutchster: Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x) This is my favorite thing to exist all the gays when this song comes on in the club I love Uptown Girl
popokko: popokko: uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat …
that-stupid-tardis-sound: “stop playing uptown funk and fall out boy so much”[plays fall out boy cover of uptown funk]
missdarcy87:Uptown Funk + The Gold Age of Hollywood= The best version of Uptown Funk I’ve ever seen.
thek0leenset:girls hit your hallelujahgirls hit your hallelujahgiRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAHcause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in the spotdon’t
kingcheddarxvii: Me: uptown funk, you up?my child Uptown Funk, named for the hit song “Uptown Funk” that I loved in my youth: yeah dadMe: it’s very late go to sleep
queerlexark: grahancoxon: (to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
zohbugg: A. Maceo Smith New Tech High School - Uptown Funk Dance Teacher And His Students Recreate ‘Uptown Funk,’ Get An A+ In Breakin’ It Down
chokingjoffrey:*listening to uptown funk for the first time* idk it’s alright*listening now* girls hit your hallelujah *punches table* girls hit your hallelujah *punches self* girls hit your hallelujah *jumps off roof* cause uptown funk gon give it
bishops-severed-torso:unclefather:i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this iswe uptown fucked it up
chokingjoffrey:*listening to uptown funk for the first time* idk it’s alright *listening now* girls hit your hallelujah *punches table* girls hit your hallelujah *punches self* girls hit your hallelujah *jumps off roof* cause uptown funk gon give it
thek0leenset: girls hit your hallelujah girls hit your hallelujah giRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you causE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU saturday night and we in
that-stupid-tardis-sound: “stop playing uptown funk and fall out boy so much”[plays fall out boy cover of uptown funk]
kingcheddarxvii:Me: uptown funk, you up?my child Uptown Funk, named for the hit song “Uptown Funk” that I loved in my youth: yeah dadMe: it’s very late go to sleep
batmansymbol:DON’T LET UPTOWN FUNK GET LESS POPULARIT HAS SPENT 11 WEEKS AT A BILLBOARD #1 SPOTBLURRED LINES HELD THAT SPOT FOR 12 WEEKS UPTOWN FUNK MUST WIN
aquilldeferred: TUMBLR THIS IS NOT A DRILL RICK ASTLEY HAS DONE A COVER OF UPTOWN FUNKREPEAT, THE GODFATHER OF MEMES HAS COVERED UPTOWN FUNKI’M FREAKING OUT Y’ALL
illcountthespanks: uptown-funky-nuts: illcountthespanks: uptown-funky-nuts: illcountthespanks: uptown-funky-nuts: You know what you did.. is that a batman belt Yes, yes it is. I would not take that seriously omg ‘u got a batman belt, awwwww