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uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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catchingfrie: The teacups were the only ride they would let me on by myself, so I got on it and I started spinning around and ‘round and ‘round. But I feel like I am still there… spinning 'round and 'round and 'round… and the ride won’t

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g-aesthetic:lahciguapa:azucarcafe:Me at the salon when I get my permHe look like a dominican girl, who just saw her bfs triflin babymom through the shop window, talkn shit but lowkey aint willin to stop gettin her hair done to scrap.That back story is

shakespeareandme:drugsupplier: *sees a really hot boy in English class* me: romeo and juliet act 3 scene 5 line 176 Hot damn

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: Creamy and sore. Message @droolingdolly to access our snapchat.

uptown-squirrel-deactivated2022:Stella Hudgens

uptowning: Jennifer Massaux in Steven Chee’s “Golden Girl".

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-daft-funk: carriethestorymaker: 66point6: dongstomper: *new yorker voice* bada bing *other new yorker across the street* bada boom *another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT *new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts:You know what you did..

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: @fuck-until-we-overd0se really did not enjoy the whip

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uptown-funky-nuts: Sit still, kitten.

uptown-funky-nuts: You know what you did..

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-phandom: Did Dan buy so much yaoi (boy x boy) stuff in that store that sells “Free!” merch to the point that the store just was like “dayum this perv needs a tissue box in case he jacks off lol”

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: What do you do if a lady is choking? Back up a little and tell her she’s a good girl.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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uptown-daft-funk: carriethestorymaker: 66point6: dongstomper: *new yorker voice* bada bing *other new yorker across the street* bada boom *another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT *new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

uptown-funky-nuts: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

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