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vr-trakowski: awww-brain-no: nypl: We love our new book train. It’s helping to quickly transport materials from the stacks beneath the Stephen A. Schwarzman upstairs to the researchers who need them! At first I thought this was really cool. Then
lordofthebis: Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.
surprisebitch: class lecture: 1 + 1 = 2 homework: Your friend Sandy has five apples, you took one. How many does she have left? exam: You in the kitchen eating wine and your gf went upstairs to purchase a pair of dimes then you see a cucumber-shaped fish
demonwheezes: Me: I just heard a slight creak upstairs and I’m home alone Me, in a Buzzfeed Unsolved voice: with that in mind, lets get into the THEORIES
thismachineplaysme: showerthoughtsofficial: You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have
lauraxxtennant: georgia legit just said ‘i’m gonna go upstairs now and turn on radio 2, because my husband’s gonna keep me up til midnight. and not in a good way.’AM I DREAMING
thescepteredisle: free-parking: Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004. Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night. This is also hilarious because the Tudor portraits are upstairs
theelvenkingsunderthesky: the-shortest-story: necrophilofthefuture: my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open. oOH MY GOD I too want to live in the kitchen
thestraggletag: awed-frog:Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
:Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?Crowley: sureAziraphale: do you have protection?Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??
ineffablebadwolf:Rose: you wanna go upstairs?Ten: sure…Rose: you have protection?Ten: w-why? What’s up there?
daddysraven69: royalsiblings: As soon as my little sister gets home from school she rushes upstairs to where I’m waiting. She’s so eager to be fucked she doesn’t even take her uniform off… secretly I think she likes being fucked while wearing
tigerfan371: Today my brother couldn’t even wait for us to get upstairs. He just threw me down and started fucking me. It was better this way because the parents would be home soon. I secretly hoped they would catch us. I’m tired of hiding how I
itskkiss: Your wife disappeared with him upstairs, you knew what that meant…. so after 5 minutes you went looking for them to see if she got lucky….. the answer was a resounding yes !😎 Gooood wifey😈
addibabeee: addibabeee:So ya we went to a birthday party for his friend and we played corn hole and I was totally the mvp then we snuck upstairs and did this after wards so fucking sexyyyyaaa! i dont repost but this always gets a pass
depraved-fantasies: She could have easily lied about sneaking upstairs to fuck her husband’s friend behind his back. She could have just told him she was in the bathroom. But now she had his come all over her dress. How was she going to go downstairs
dead-man-switch: “Now, if I were in charge, we’d do this the old-fashioned way, and I’d take a more hands-on approach. But the people upstairs want to test their new gadgets. Let me show you how it works.” *Click* *Whirr* “AHH!” “See?
themothsbaldhead: carryonspooky: SO I CAME HOME AND WENT UPSTAIRS ONLY TO FIND THAT MY DAD HAD SPENT THE DAY PAINTING MY BEDROOM DOOR LIKE THE TARDIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND IT HAS A LITTLE SIREN ON TOP AND A SIGN ON THE DOOR AND IT’S TECHNICALLY BIGGER
damnguido: “Walter…?” “Oh, Peter! Hello!” “No, You’re just talking to an astral projection, I’m actually still upstairs asleep in my bed.” "You’re just saying that to see if I’m high.”
Fucking two-year-old Dudley Dursley lives upstairs. I have never heard a better case for condoms than this kid screaming for sugary cereals at 7 AM.
that-stupid-tardis-sound: that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs
Mysterious Neighbors Upstairs
gumeyshark:IF YOU SEE THESE DOGS IN YOUR FRONT YARD, JUST KNOW UPSTAIRS IM GOIN HARD
been playing splinter cell trading back and forth with my best friend all night. When I came upstairs at one point to figure out a way to get past a hard section I grabbed my Ash Ketchum Jacket to see how long it took for him to notice and it took him
Its 4am, I’m completely sober, dressed like Ash Ketchum and I just got back upstairs after eating a box of lean pockets and ½ a box of cap'n crunch.
Today after work I:just went directly upstairs to my room and started cleaning and I:Sorted out and filed the last 2 months of paperworkfound the paperwork I need to submit for healthcare card useshredded a bunch of stuff I no longer needsorted the pile
bflovestrannys: I once found this poor girl who was living behind a dumpster basically all her life asking for food. I immediately took her upstairs, cleaned her up, and then brought her to my bed. Then I pulled out my stiff cock, which had been growing
10eight: I got home earlier than normal. It was quiet when I went inside, empty, but I knew Jake was home. I thought for sure he’d be sitting in front of a game on the big screen downstairs, but no luck.I walked upstairs and saw the familiar sight
esim-olgun54: taboo-mom-son: I keep lots of toys around for mom to play with so she’ll hang out with me downstairs while dad is watching his games upstairs.. Üfffff
badlyinlovewithmom: onehornywoman: After I woke him up, as quietly as possible, my son fucked me and fucked me. Not a word was said, with his father upstairs. But I had to bite down hard each time I came. MILF Porn Tube
harikrishnan08: i bet before reaching upstairs i am gona fuck her on the staircase itself
naughty-aunt: sociallyopen4u: naughty-aunt: Lillian offered her nephew the couch for the night. She got this craving before bed, but it wasn’t for food. She couldn’t resist. She knew her husband was upstairs sleeping, but she didn’t care.
cupcakesforcastiel: falling-in-love-with-fandoms: richard-sp8-jr: deanlovecastiel: BUT WAIT WHAT IF THE ONLY WAY TO GIVE ALL THE FALLEN ANGELS THEIR GRACE BACK IS THAT SOME ANGEL HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS AND KILL METATRON AND THE ONLY ANGELS LEFT ARE
gifak-net: Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe
morelikehiddlestunning: holland—road: my mom is telling me that i need to put loki upstairs because he is “ruining her christmas decorations” like excuse you but he is the most festive member of this household
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
confessionsofatargetslave: *a man, his wife, and his daughter walk up to me* Man: Excuse me, where do you have girls’ things?Me: Oh, the girls’ section is upstairs.Man: No, no, the thing for girls-Daughter: He means pads.Me: Oh. D27. Females have
uispeccoll: Re-sewing a text block on single raised cords upstairs in our conservation lab.
pornstache18: Sorry, can’t grab lunch today. I have my 12 o’clock in the upstairs bathroom and he’s starving.Submit or say hi - Kik: pornstache18
jessicabaabb: Here just for you, the original version of my “upstairs” video ! @JessicaBaabb Be ready for my official website opening in May !
a-family-man: text: if watching your big sister stare you dead in the eyes while she pretty much sucks off a banana right in front of you doesn’t give you enough of a hint, maybe this will. i want you. and this is what’s waiting for you upstairs
moniqalefevre: After Jessica Rabbit teases you with a strip dance, you take her upstairs and play with her through her panties until she soaks them. You take them off and then watch her soak the sheets. https://www.manyvids.com/MVlink/hfq7Vl2Lh6FmIuXc
pornmommy:Follow Mommy upstairs Yes, Mommy.
stroketotheedge2: jerkoffloser: stella-starz: jerkoffloser: stroketotheedge2: jerkoffloser: stroketotheedge2: jerkoffloser: stroketotheedge2: She’s waiting for me to come upstairs. I think I’m in trouble… she will grab you by the balls
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: the-krusty-crew: “Go upstairs and change right now young lady!” Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
fishwrites: lordofthebis: Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk. @kinksman88 @mistflyer1102 @frijae
allacharade: just-shower-thoughts: Jewish people who type the word “god” as “g-d”: Do you think you can fool the big man upstairs with a technical work around? When he goes through your emails/texts/facebook posts after you die, you don’t
otpprompts: Person A has a major headache and Person B is carrying A upstairs, occasionally pretending to drop them, only to immediately grab them again. B then says something stupidly romantic like “I’d never let you go” and then accidentally
cuckytohotwife: Mmmm yes I’m coming upstairs to lick your sexy leopard print panties front to back inside and out
suicidegirlsalbum: Mayza Suicide - Upstairs: 48 images¡See and download FULL SET!
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
wanimal1983: upstairs
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
misanclrist: when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
did-someone-say-5sos: urrplang: colibooli: almyro: chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs do girls really do this? yes. yes they do.
