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codydl88: Sheesh. Took me 45 minutes just to take them upstairs, unpack and store them. So much work! I need to play some video games now to recover!
mstrkrftz: Upstairs by Jorge Martín
gifak-net: Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe
misanclrist: when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
thismachineplaysme: showerthoughtsofficial: You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have
thegingerpowers: feel free to roam from floor to floor as you wish… I’m such an upstairs kind of girl.
freedomoffun: Your girlfriend has some friends over. They start drinking and dancing. The flirting starts. Your girlfriend goes off to bed. Says good night to all her friends who are staying. You decide to walk her upstairs. Right before you hit the
sexual-feelings: -sneaking a blowjob upstairs on a family visit, 18 and 21
jasontoopcooper: mum: why are you always in your room you should come downstairsme: *goes downstairs*me: *gets insulted by entire family in the space of 2 minutes*me: *goes back upstairs*
outrageou-s: dreamingfabio: radiobread2: my mom was like “nicole clean your room” so im like “ugh im going to kill myself” and she like stared at me and shes like “honey its okay you dont have to clean right now” and she came upstairs with
thecaptainstevexxx: distinguishedbaloney: Omg everyone upstairs at work drinks these and I’m fucking howling
*peeks out from behind door* Ah so I woke up and let me puppy out to pee, leaving the door open, and closed my eyes on the couch … then a few mins later I wa alike I have to pee I’ll get up now…I open my eyes and right in front of me was
biggestboobguns: “Why don’t we just slip upstairs? My husband will keep everyone entertained, so no one will even notice we’re gone. I just have to try that big cock of yours that all the housewives talk about around here…”
My mother just told me an eerie story. The night of the ayahuasca ceremony she was downstairs in the living room of our house and around 10:45pm she began to hear loud banging upstairs in my room and then mild noises as though rats were crawling in the
Um… is there a reason this Cardinal is violently trying to break through my windows?? (Rafael is upstairs napping and I’m sitting on the couch, away from both windows, so I know we’re not bothering her…)
tomraherblogspotcom: This is one of my favorite street sculptures. Nylon legs sticking out of an upstairs flat on Haight St. near Ashbury. An eye catcher to be sure!
pizzaforpresident: i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
miniar: She waits like this for me to come upstairs. #Fedora #muttlove #mutt DAWWW
lordofthebis: Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.
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I am exhausted and I do not want to go to work. My cat just followed me upstairs to my bedroom, she’s jumping on my bed right now (the darling), and I would much rather spend the day lying down cuddling with her. Please send help
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picsnvids: He cums in her mouth,she runs upstairs to cum swap with her girlfriend. 5305
yonilover999: ETERNAL TEMPTATIONS OF THE UPSTAIRS……
suzieme: you were taking out garbage in the morning, but bumped into your neighbor upstairs, trying to sneak back into her apartment after a wild night out… apparently she lost some of her clothing!
omosugar: I filmed the end of the hold I done tonight . I was so desperate, I had leaked a few times already , I barely made it upstairs before I leaked again and couldn’t stop it Password iwetmyself
naughty-aunt: Before heading out for dinner, Alice sent her hubby back upstairs to get her purse she left, when he was out of sight , she lifted up her dress revealing her freshly shaved cunt to her nephew Sal. Sal:“Wow” Auntie Alice: “ Like
unclefather: a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs”
fumbledeegrumble: pardonmewhileipanic: cimorenegal: So I’m literally starving (like starting to feel nauseous) and I apparently just can’t bring myself to go upstairs and scrounge up some food because I’m still sitting here thinking “ughhhhhhh”
thecrazyneighbor: switchingtogeico: I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE
darlimondoll: Ok this motherfucker in Rustboro. There’s this Ace Trainer that gives you a Float Stone which halves the weight of a Pokemon that holds it. Then I went upstairs and when I came back this Hiker was there instead. It took me like
gaygaara: *bangs a broom on the upstairs of my brain where the intrusive thoughts live* Would you quiet down up there
kolalakay: tchalisew: adorn88: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: tchalisew: My upstairs neighbor is
switchingtogeico: I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE
itskkiss: Go upstairs and fuck !😎
pantyprincess12345: That’s right baby, get a better angle. That’s how our cuckcake likes it. Now keep licking her until she’s dripping, I want her nice and wet for my cock before I take her upstairs. Don’t forget to put the muffins in the oven,
asleepylioness: It all started because i forgot my phone. She was kind enough to wait in the car for me while i ran back upstairs to retrieve my phone which i’d left, probably by the coffee machine. When i opened the door, i could hear him stirring
xxxthebigpaybackxxx: “What are you gonna do little bro, go back upstairs and beat off?” Sis was a singer in a rock band, but the audience were thinking more about what they could put in her mouth, rather than what came out of it. Looking the way
saythankyoumaster: She was R2D2. He was a rocket scientist. After the Halloween party, they were upstairs in his hotel room talking about the space between her legs.
gocami83: The dinner party was in full swing and I was close to being ready to serve the meal but my son hadn’t come out of his room. I went upstairs to see what was taking him so long and he was coming out of his room just as I reached his door. My
prettyboycarus: fuckmyblackbf: “Hey, have you noticed the upstairs railing has seemed to be loose ever since your buddy stayed here last week?” I remember this vid 😩😩😩
blacklongfellow: I fuckin’ hate walking into the house after working the night shift and see a sink full of dishes. I told my boy, Quan, a hundred times about those damn dirty dishes. For every fuckin’ dish I wash, while Quan is upstairs sleeping
vanastyboy: Fukkin my sister’s gay best friend in the bathroom while she upstairs sleep LLS
thegoldenboi: his wife is upstairs sleeping. he said he couldn’t go to sleep without a load down his throat. here he is saying “thank you, sir” 💦👌🏾🍯😈 want the video?
westphillyfreaks: WE DIDNT MAKE IT UPSTAIRS
degradedsissy1: Petal I’m going to be out for the rest of the day.The plumbers will be in to do some work in the upstairs bathroom. I’ve left the key under the mat for them so don’t get a shock when you see workmen coming through.
starslicer: gifak-net: Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe LMAOOOOOOOOO
heckacute: I can hear my upstairs neighbor peeing sometimes and when I do, I tap on the ceiling and say, “It sounds like somebody’s staying hydrated,” and he calls the landlord and complains.
monstergila: kaijutegu: paintedreptile: I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small
freakyboysonly: Snuck upstairs and woke my cousin up for some dick. I could barely keep quiet. He started kissing me to shut me up.
breedmehard07: purelygayporn: fuckhardcumdeeeep: Feels so good to breed a cheating hole. His boyfriend is upstairs. He’s supposed to be taking out the trash but the guy that answered the Craigslist ad is pumping him full of dick and anonymous seed.
bremily: Rory just walked upstairs with the cat on his back. Okay internet. Let’s get this on a “boys with cats” blog STAT.
unclefather: When i’m upstairs and my mom yells “dinner’s ready!” Watch this and I dare you not to chuckle.
I said good night to Mom and Dad and went upstairs to my room. I was surprised, though, to see my sister in there, her pants already off. “What are you doing? If Mom and Dad catch you in here, there’ll be hell to pay. Can’t you wait