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I just woke up from a nightmare where I had gone to a doctor for a check up and the doctor s office turned into a psychiatric hospital where they were trying to commit me based off of how I filled out some form and they were using my phobias in order
manywinged:dating bird guys is the worst because they’re always like “i’ll pick you up at 6” and then it’s 6 and you’re waiting for them to show up looking out for a car or something when this winged shadow appears
mojodoujin: Honestly out of all the characters that you see a bunch in the game i honestly hate haru she was literally just there showed up at the right place right time and guess what shes important to that palace but i digress and out of all the adult
muthafukkinbreadcrumbs: ask-the-black-widow: ooc: Go to www.tumblr.com/help type “suicide” in the search bar, and the first picture will pop up. Click on “Pass the url of a blog on to us”. The second picture will pop up. Fill out the form, and
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: shavenhead: when they get into an argument do you think michelle tells barack she’s voting for mitt romney out of spite and then there’s a beat of silence before they both crack up and hug it out
youknownothingmomsnow: jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died. Exactly how I would go out.
fxturewars: fxturewars: Up close masturbation Come see my tight pussy up close and personal. I shove my fingers in and out of my cunt, while softly moaning before using my glass toy to make myself cum Manyvids ~Amateurporn ~ MFC 120 tkns ~ Circle
mycheatinggf:You were relaxing with your girlfriend at home one night, when out of the blue this group of black thugs broke into your appartment. They beat you up and tied you down, then stripped your girlfriend off her clothes and also tied her up.One
thebuttcouple: Anyone want to clean me up? Check out the whole video at https://www.youporn.com/watch/14538881/cum-slut-blowing-anal-bubbles/ and reblog if you like it - the Mrs. xoxo Gah, I’d love to dive in tongue first and clean her up!
the-future-now: The largest radio telescope ever built will reveal parts of the universe we’ve never seen Is anybody out there? We might find out soon. The world’s largest radio telescope is now up and running in China, and it’s already searching
nlca:The ex crept up out of the woodwork and managed to make me feel like shit… I swear they have a magic 6th sense that lets them know when you’re doing good so they can pop up and ruin it. So I’ve gone for a run, played some tennis to clear
dumbbitchx1-deactivated20211102:All I can think about is my Daddy making out with a hot girl while I lick her pussy and jerk him off. I want to warm them up and make sure they have a great time fucking while I’m licking up the messes that are coming
iamchubbybunny: I had a nerdy Sailor Moon wedding like a fancy ass grown up and lived to tell the tale. Entire blog post including DIY tutorials and background up at Defective Geeks! IT TOOK ME ONE BILLION YEARS TO WRITE so I hope someone out there reads
superbounduniverse: boobsbuttsandbondag: There’s always lots of talk about Jessica Alba and how she gets tied up in almost everything she does, in fact there’s plenty of rumors out there that Alba loves being tied up and will take any role that
boobtitfulgifs: i-really-love-women: boobsinmotion Happy 4th to all you non Americans. Yes I know its the 6th and if any of you shitheads call me out on this I have America backing me up so just shut up and enjoy the bouncing tits
“I try and stay away from the internet! Stupidly, when we first started I looked up something on the internet and it was bad. So I’ve taken a step back. If there’s anything people are or aren’t happy with, you kind of end up finding out about
ineloquentformalities: glacear: There was the COOLEST skull kid cosplay at AX. It was around 11 pm so it was dark and there wasn’t alot of people out. I looked up and saw this guy sitting on a high ledge with his mask lit up just silently staring
lemondifficult: televice: apiphile: theteratophile: I am shit scared of Americans. Jon looks so fed up and so tired. This poor man turns up on my dash all the time and he appears to just spend his time trying to point out all the stupid people in
mommyandthemunchkin:mommyandthemunchkin:Playing dress up and sending pictures mommy asked for. Can’t wait for playtime tomorrow!Munchkin left out the part where I demanded he tripled up on diapers and wear my sissy favorite outfit of his, then post
Finally started back up with DMMD and mY HEART IS FUCKING BREAKING. TOUE IS SO FUCKED UP AND THE WAY CLEAR IS SO DESPERATELY trying TO REFUSE THE SHIT HE’S SAYING IS JUST MAKING ME WANT TO RIP MY HEART OUT OF MY CHEST.
fakenasty: actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding
ubercharge: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: mccreesasshole: my brother and i have come up with a new brawl for overwatch, its called “get out of our house” and its in hanamura. you cannot pick either of the shimada brothers. they will, however, come
Hey I saw you post somethin’ kinda sad so I figured I’d try and cheer you up, as best as a stranger on the internet can, by sending you something cute! Hope y’don’t mind too much and please keep a chin up! You’re wonderful, darlin’.
bondagecafe: new www.bondagecafe.com: @RealAngSommers gets all dolled up and then invites you to tie her up - great pics in and out of #bondage.
sobeitjay: sonoanthony:Bruhhhh my nigga took that shit so smoothhhh 💀💀💀 thats fucked up if it’s real or if its fake cause now you giving niggas ideas nshit He fell out and then not even ten seconds later stood straight up and walked with
flareon420: Lotion Me Up and Fuck Me! by delphoxi - https://www.manyvids.com/Video/165944/Lotion-Me-Up-and-Fuck-Me!/ Check out my new video on MV!❤
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
halloweenhomos: I wore this shirt out in public today and got like 2 compliments and this nerdy chick was totes checkin me out
no-need-4-hats-thx: if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear
phoenixwrong: lora-does-things: So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles. And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up. “Drink” it… And no more will come out. So here’s my proposition… YOU WILL NEVER
ladyblogger-margie: anna-of-wonderland: *reads the last line again* *closes the book* *deep sigh* *screams* *throws book out the window* *jumps out the window after it* *writhes in pain while clutching the book* *cries and rocks it back and forth* *puts
booksandwildthings: riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible
shouldabeenablowjob: [reading fic] [cute thing happens between otp] [covers face] [grins] [slides down in chair and pulls legs up] [long high pitched whine] [straightens self out and continues reading]
scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’ i don’t
thesupertardisdetective: gavinovavino: dutchster: filthy-dan: find-nemo: My boyfriend told me today that girls have all the power and that they should just go up to a guy they want and ask them out because there is a 99% chance they will say yes.
trytomakemestay: the last president of my college got fired bc he had a mistress and everyone was worried about his wife and how she was holding up but then it came out that she, too, had a mistress so i guess she was doing just fine
smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
themselfff: slysk8s: awwww-cute: While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job full story?? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN