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circletines: What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
songofages: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT
kidouyuuto: last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
actualucifer: lumos5001: skeletonflight: AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to
sabriel-otp: Possible way’s - Dean finds out about Sam and Gabriel I don’t think Dean would lower the gun the whole time. Slowly backing out the door, Sam just staring at him wide eyed not knowing what to say and covering himself and Gabe with
blacksquares: for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their
wewereneverhomeless: do you ever think that sam wakes up on tuesdays and panics for a second because maybe dean ran out to get breakfast or something and sam just thinks that dean’s dead because he died on wednesday or maybe he’ll die today and dean
bootybottom:bootybottom:bootybottom:Holy shit I forgot that I changed my alarm sound so this morning I woke up to “mmm whatcha say” and I laughed so hard I fell off my bedI FORGOT ABOUT THIS AGAIN AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I SMACKED MY
damegreywulf: trust: i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go This post
shakespork: hey shout out to my lgbt teens who can’t celebrate loudly and proudly because they live in homophobic households even if youre not out in the streets, even if your support is quiet, you matter, you are important, and you are valid, and
perlukafari: How about instead of Dean and Cas being straight up in love (as much as I live for that)Dean and Cas being best buds who occasionally make out Dean and Cas being roommates who walk around near-naked (or fully naked) way more often than
maxxiegalaxy:marauders4evr:Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. #she was laughing at her husband and son#people who she loved dearly enough to give up her life#and snape took that and cut them out of it so he could pretend she was laughing
devoutdean: So I was watching Ghost Adventures with my mom and all of a sudden we heard loud bangs and freaked the fuck out. Turns out it’s or town’s hundredth anniversary and they’re doing fireworks. B y E
mishasmiles: Deaf!Cas and Dean meeting online and end up meeting at a coffee shop. Cas never tells Dean that he’s deaf but Dean figures it out when Cas writes it down on a napkin. Dean smiles and writes back, “When can I see you again?” Cas smiles.
waywardork:Hear me out The Gaang goes out to a bar for some drinks and Zuko is almost always the responsible one that looks after sokka when he gets a little drunk here and there but this time it’s ZUKO that’s drunk and I’m talking white girl wasted
thegayfilmdetective: Benji and Zack open up their relationship just for the weekend while vacationing at an all-male resort in Palm Springs in Eating Out: The Open Weekend. loved this movie
so i kind of almost killed my brother today. i had 400mg advil in my room and he ate like 5 of them. i was freaking out, my mom tried to make him throw up and we called poison control and it turns out for a 40lb kid 9 is when it starts to get dangerous.
lesbian-pothead-daddy:Imagine being tied up and edged until you’re a begging little mess, all pent up in your need. And in between edges being spanked and called out for how much of a needy little slut you’re being.
hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the
Feeling really out of it and not looking forward to nick going back to work tomorrow. We ended up fighting late last night, turned it into a deep interesting conversation,made up and now all my old insecurities and anxious thoughts are coming back. I
hodorkingofwesteros: Kit Harrington and Alfie Allen They look like they’d be the roommates who’d fuck shit up like shoot an arrow in the door or stay up late til four am and laugh at the stupidest things out of pure exhaustion.
thesexqueen: I love starting out like this. Starting out with deep, hot kisses, then climbing on top of him, and sliding my wet slit up and down his shaft, teasing him as we suck and bite eachother’s lips…my hips grinding as his hand rests on my
agoray: girthyencounters: “Out of courtesy to her husband, she sucked him off first while stroking me up and fondling my balls. It only took a few minutes for his tiny load to dribble out and he was done. He sat on the sidelines and watched me open
A night out on the square with the Guys, Hematight and A. friends really do go out of their way to include you. Hema texts me up and I really don’t want to drive in the rain so A drives and we go to the square for the fun shop, which is actually closed
heavens-to-murgatroid: So I was out to eat and this child(maybe 3 years old) in the booth next to us started crying loudly. The mom tried to calm him down but he started to go into tantrum mode and fussed even more. So she picked him up and walked out
gingeyy:I needed a day like this. I may not end up working out today, but I have my peanut butter chocolate protein smoothie, for some reason I just look on point today, it’s beautiful and sunny and 45 degree out and I feel like i could walk outside
books-n-quotes: “Every once in a while she’ll get worked up and cry like that. But that’s O.K.. She’s letting out her feelings. The scary thing is not being able to do that. When your feelings build up and harden and die inside, then you’re
cheatinggirl: My sister and I went out to the bar last night while my boyfriend went out with the boys to watch the hawks play. A few guys came over to the table and started chatting us up and buying us drinks. Somehow we got on the conversation of porn
duckyblanket: im so lucky that I got to grow up and have a childhood where Harry Potter was still coming out and being written and the new movies would come out each year
keithkoqane:I’m in class right now and the guy in front of me just opened up the registration website, dropped out of this class and got up and left
lotrlocked: weaselle: There was an arrest across the street from my place in Oakland one day – three cop cars with a bullhorn and guns out – and before I could even get out the gate there were a couple people posted up and one of them was filming
tairneanaich:strongermonster:they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned
butchlvr: I could never quite figure out why Dad would disappear out into the barn, lock the door, and be in there for so long. I had to find out what he was up to out there, so when I saw him heading off to the barn I took a short-cut through the
i-own-you-and-your-girl: “Alright cuck! Finish up and come pick up your fucking slut of a wife.. We’re done with her” Everyone was snickering as you walked out of the toilet and gather her clothes off the floor.. But you couldn’t find her panties..
pablo-henny: Hey yal! So I see a lot of growing up poor post but I already grew up and we are still poor so I don’t have the luxury of having my parents help me move out but luckily I’m crafty af and make really cute tops (and swimwear soon) so take
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
alittlepinkbow: desiredpath: Does anyone else ever feel when they’re up really early in the morning and its completely dead out that a zombie apocalypse happened when you were sleeping and you just had no idea and out of nowhere a shit ton of zombies
blissdaisy: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the
nuded: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings.
She sat up and removed my dick from my boxers. She made my shit disappear as she bobbed up and down on it. She gagged a little, making my dick even harder. I grabbed a handful of her hair and started fucking the shit out of her face, until I busted all
Reaching out, Seona grabs my cock and squeezes it, her hand unable to reach around it, her sudden unexpected touch making me jerk, staring at it in wonder as she slides her hand up and down it a few times. “And it’s so hard!” Reaching out, Crystal’s
imagineyouricon: Imagine waking up on Christmas day to find the biggest present at the end of your bed and when you sit up and start to unwrap the paper, your icon hops out and says “thank fuck. it was cramped in there.”
contexxxt: It happened by accident the first afternoon, but it was now a weekly routine. Brad would show up at Todd’s house an hour before they were supposed to meet up and hang out, and Todd’s sister would be waiting, alone and horny for him.
lindseyike: it’s a nice day and i recently found out i can get onto the roof of the building next to me, so i’m gonna so sit up there and read with little to no clothes on. then my aunt is gonna pick me up and buy a burrito cause family <3 lindsey,
pixie-bitch75: Out with Daddy Rage and he found a few things he thought I would look good in (mind you I Rock the Shit out of any look… from goth to girl next door to cowgirl, I luv playing dress-up and owning my look/role. lol) Got home and put on
parskis: parskis: parskis: lmao my sister’s kitty just came and sat on top of me and started watching tv aaaand she’s out so she woke up and figured out i was taking pictures of her watched herself on the webcam for awhile, then fell asleep
jay-marvel: Another gift art by the creator of the Freak Show girls and Carmen. He’s tryna get his Tumblr up and going, and he’ll likely end up doing more with the characters once I inevitably stop, so check him out belowhttp://dazelyvivid.tumblr.com/
foragingintheforest: 4-19-2014Cassie, Curtis and I went out into the woods down the street where Curtis lives. Had hella fun. Later that night we smoked a ton of bud when Cody showed up, and we went out into the woods again (dark!) and watched him draw
blackwomenconfessions: C: I’m growing to love myself slowly. I passed up a hang out session with this guy the other day so I could get home and have a bath and listen to “A Seat at the Table,” have some wine, masturbate and sleep. When I was younger
adultstars-sfw: Charlie Red After Mr. Crude pulled out, Charlie straightened up and gently pressed her ass cheeks together. She looked back at him and said, “That felt surprisingly good. I just hope your cum doesn’t leak out and run down
mekosilvar: watching a movie and chill…going out got all dressed up and ready to go out and just fucked for almost 3 hours…
freakycleanxxx: Goddess let me out of chastity and had me masturbate like a girl, with her vibrator and bouncing up and down on a big fat black dildo. She really enjoyed taking these pictures as the cum leaked out of my penis without even getting to
