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lastsblues: hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you I don’t normally reblog “reblog if” kinds of nonsense, but yeah, fuck this over-protective authoritarian parenting
the-mood-is-set: Ask me again why I love Missionary. Please, ask me. “Telefone, amor! Vai atender! Se for pra mim fala que eu estou quase gozando pela terceira vez com um pau bem gostoso na frente do meu marido, tá”
fuckyeahwhatsinyourbag: Miu Miu’s Gathered leather tote, um … YES PLEASE
pinkelephanthead: this year’s celebration is um, ‘eventful’. okay alin, please take note to never leave a drunk person sorang eventhough taktahan nak pergi toilet pun. never. because her boyfriend can just grab her and bawak her yang still drunk
strawberrystardust: clear-as: rowdy-redhead: ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d
aka-patsy: blackbelladanna: lovedripdrop: mainmanblackdynamite: gabbyjustgotback: king-rell5: beautifulsdot: Marriage, Sex, Beauty 🤷🏽♀️ Love, sex, money Money happiness and chipotle. Okay I dig it Love health nachos I’m
homeworldadventures: yes please! um… just fuck me up!!! (wrong meme?) another 5 minute Pearl because I NEEDED HER!!!!!!!!!!!
pearl-likes-pi: So this was in Deedee’s photo collage of KamiCon and um ???? I’ve never seen a pop like this??? And can’t find it on Google?? Is this a custom thing?? Please send help I want it ??? @artemispanthar Looks like a very well-done custom
mirahxox: ryantriple6: 🙌🙌 um, this is wednesdayxblack’s ass. please source it correctly.
gallopmeetstheearth: jenntorro: fooliish-dreamers: cthulhu-with-a-fez: ruff-n-tuff: thehijackbunny: riseofthebigfour: If this wasn’t the most intense Disney moment of your life, then please. Reevaluate your definition of intense… Um…not
kmoleary: permanentprocrastination: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition:
sobeautiful-sounusual: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me DAMMIT. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another
gay-erotic-art: fancygentlemen: o-o um…yes please. This series is somewhat off topic of my blog, but I want to do it. It’s yet another installment of “The Art of the Animated Gif” . Some are fun, some funny, some hot, some downright pornographic
lostinhistory: vogue-ordinateur1996:canadianzenscavengerhunt:Wallflower - Dian Pelangi woww beaut Um, excuse me, can you please leave some fabulousness for the rest of us?
the-romantic-dominant: Since You’re Down There This happens far too “not enough” in my experience. Fuck oh fuck it feels amazing. Gagging on my cock and a finger making me lose my mind. Um. Yes Please. By the way, ass play on my ass when it’s
serviceslut: Um fuck yes please. I so wish i could be in her place.
lostwithoutmydoctor: ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me DAMMIT. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d
ifabodycatchabody: sobeautiful-sounusual: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: abyssalpelagic: jesslaughingalonewith: dicksp8jrsbowtie: celestial-awkwardness: younger-than-the-soul: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy UM EXCUSE YOU THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS AND
majishanzuvarukiria: waifine: setofreakinkaiba: UM WHAT SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME. PLEASE DON’T MAKE THIS ANY MORE SADDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE!
theacenightwatch: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: abyssalpelagic: jesslaughingalonewith: dicksp8jrsbowtie: celestial-awkwardness: younger-than-the-soul: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy UM EXCUSE YOU THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH
mmmmbeer: reddevils7: Not impressed lol um… <gulp> What a handsome guy :-) Phone number please! lol
ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me DAMMIT. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting
ijustamericant: imkiwhereslevi: iamkimberlyt: Since y'all wanna say I’m to dark to be blasian ✨ OK BUT UM THE ONES ON THE LEFT IM PRETTY SURE ARE KHOISAN EXCEPT FOR THE BOTTOM BEAUTY WHOSE FACE IVE SEEN IN AN ABORIGINAL TAG. PLEASE GET REAL
stick nose in pit? … Um yes please
dickdiary79: yofrat: Um, yes please… sex-pests79
bros-to-men: Um yes please
clacl: kingmunsterxvii: bestpal: worstcats: Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be. I love this cat Um, OP, cats don’t adhere to human standards of beauty. So please, check
foodffs: Chocolate Chip Butter Tart Pie Really nice recipes. Every hour. um. yes. this. want. please.
slut-dere: Anonymous asked: Would you draw Virus masturbating with Hersha involved in some way? Any way really. It’d make me happy. Please and thank you. C: Anonymous asked: sweats um maybe hersha and virus? hersha topping virus. giant snake being
punch-a-your-buns: rammyz: psymcdingo: The Origins of Heterosexuality. Freaking hilarious. FUCKJUST WATCH THIS PLEASE THE ENDING OMFG um some scientists have said that the earth has reacted its maximum carrying capacity.
prettygoeswithanything: sexilexi-xo: Um yes please? 😲
edging-all-night: goonermai: goonparadise: hardonebattle: Um……..Yes! nhghghghghg….please….I’m so desperate @goonermai Desperation means you are a good edging gooner. Keep it up yes pleaseeeeee nnnnnnghghg
tammie010: um. wow! yes please!
ask-gentlesilk: U-Um hello e-everypony. This i-is my first a-ask blog, so please feel f-free to ask me things.
awkwardassbitch: thoughtsofabadgoodgirl: @awkwardassbitch U already know I want this Um why is she holding a gun with a silencer on it? Please lord tell me she is doing a video. @dommebadwolff23
pervertsofcolor: Um… yes please! @dommebadwolff23
perniciousflowers: saloandseverine: Glamour US April 2017, Beauty Game Changers Khoudia Diop & Diandra Forrest by Miguel Reveriego, Salem Mitchell by Olivia Malone, Shalom Blac by Marcus Ohlsson UM YES PLEASE
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys
lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
beartusks:u-um.. he’s.. he’s baby (ಥ﹏ಥ) please i just want to see him smile i just want to see him laugh i
blackfuta: “Ok so I gotta work on the proportions on my enlargement spell……but later, in like an hour or so. Um shut the door please.”
smz-69: “A good Rub!” “Mmm, baby, would you mind giving my buns a good rub back there? They’re SO sore…” “Oh, uh, okay, Dolly… You mean, um, like…oh!… this…? Ooooh…” “Mmmm, just like that baby, mmm, harder please… Hnnngh….
yukizarashi: If the contents of UM were like that, I was pleased. ウルトラマグナスの中身がこうだったらよかったな
squarerootofdestiny: so um…. here’s my exo hunter w/ cayde-6;;;;;;;;;;; (please do not delete artist’s comment and/or repost)
midluuna: trash-bag-of-sins: popo10: アンダインさん金魚のドレス着て！ Um holy darn WOW! PLEASe FOLLOW THIS ARTIST @midluuna @genocideroute DONE
xxxyoursecretdesiresxxx: thebigo34: ashk0610: Um fuck yes! @xxxyoursecretdesiresxxx Fuck yes please!
mrcloudphotography: sources | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | MY TUMBLR BLOG | Um… I’ll have a swig of ale, a slice of bread, a piece of tender steak and some epic clouds please thank you :)
americanmusclehunks: brosforbros: Submission from a follower Um, YES PLEASE! Hot huge cock on a little muscle stud.
looking4yourwife: My wife. What do you think? Um wow I’d fuck her senseless. Please send moreSEE HOT WIVES AND MILFS HERE! SHOW OFF YOUR HOT WIFE HERE!
eros-addict: Oooooooo…..um, yes please. Thank you.
myhead-itskillingme: kanyewesticle: austennicholas: believinginmystrength: i have so much respect for her. Never thought I’d be on the same page as Miley Cyrus um didnt miley cyrus cut all her hair off (: haha :) please explain to me the relevance
alenazsa: firingpaperbullets: boazpriestly: How did you fuck up rice? And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block? Um… So science side of Tumblr… Explain, please? Lol
phoenixxfirebird: paqman05: Plz! Um. Yes please
snobunni4bbc: filthy-delusions: I wanna be stuffed like this Um, yes please!!! 😍😍😍
