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billyguitar77: suchcuriousmadness: Um…Yes please. #this.is.Fun let’s do it
The Chastity LifestyleIt really works, ladies. Once he’s been LOCKED long enough. He will agree to literally ANYTHING.Just for the dim hope of pleasing you.(I like to see if I can get him to beg for a relock, so I, um, “play” with his balls a bit
aspect-rei replied to your post “Um the discord link expired can I please have a new one.” You have to click “edit invite link” on the popup, then you can change it to never expire.
cravingbluntz: zedutchess: thats how its done This is how I do~~~ <3 Um… Yes, please.
pervertsofcolor: Um… yes please!
nakedguyselfies: nakedguyselfies.tumblr.com Um, Yes Please.But Seriously For More hot guys follow Naked Guy Selfies! Email Your Dirty Shots to n-kedguyselfiestumblr@live.com
sgt-nolisten replied to your post:Man, Teambuilder is great. But the highest person… …Um… a little explanation of the metals for people still struggling to reach 30? Please? … Metals? What? PM Me
lunaismaiwaifu: sgt-nolisten replied to your post:Man, Teambuilder is great. But the highest person… …Um… a little explanation of the metals for people still struggling to reach 30? Please? … Metals? What? PM Me Oh, duh, I’m retarded.
blurbblob: “Claire! My dear, please, come in, come in!” The fashion horse known as Rarity greeted the baker mare into her boutique. “Um, Rarity?” Claire said in a quiet voice. “Yes?” Rarity turned back and suddenly winced. The poor baker
combustabledaredevil answered your post: i’m about to hit a very nice number of… Um…could I see some nice Rosekat smut? Please? Any Rosekat? thequantumqueer answered your post: i’m about to hit a very nice number of… Past/Future
derekhetricknsfwart: Some waxy candle spirit things with big butte Um. Yes please.
zeezeepearl: Please comment if your favorite character isn’t Sans. Um, Papyrus? Hello?
bedroommazurka: imadirrtygirl: collaredprincess: Um, I want to be the one in the middle, please! pleasedoitbaby: I want this so bad - don’t care which one I am, just want to be in amongst all those writhing bodies (via urbansexbrigade) LOVE LOVE
dragoncatgirl: I love it when peri does the little thing where she just like, touches lapis’ arm aaaaaaaaa
askthedadscar: So, um, bit of an issue. When I was on Tumblr via mobile, something happened. And now all the asks are g one. So, it’d be great to get some asks to draw! Please send any in if you’d like.
littleroseyprincess: when daddy falls asleep and you’re just like um i need attention and reassurance excuse you. please come back or i’ll start to cry.
char-char-mander: Change please??? Cus um i needs one
angelaxexinf: southpauz: kreuzader: atrociousfubear: myourenjinja: I don’t think he’s ok Um he’ll be fine Glitch space baby but please let this be an eevee evolution
abyssalpelagic: jesslaughingalonewith: dicksp8jrsbowtie: celestial-awkwardness: younger-than-the-soul: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy UM EXCUSE YOU THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
loosescrewslefty: miracufic: loosescrewslefty: miracufic: angelaxexinf: southpauz: kreuzader: atrociousfubear: myourenjinja: I don’t think he’s ok Um he’ll be fine Glitch space baby but please let this be an eevee evolution HUG THE
blauckb: intoxicatedontokki: blacknoonajade: Soryong..,y-your pants… Okay. Um. Yeah. no. please. continue. this is important
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys
joshpeckofficiall: um yes hello, i thirst followed you and you haven’t followed me back yet???? please fix this immediately thank you
So my milf co worker I was talking about was at my register buying candy and she said “Courtney, please go pee for me” and I was like??? Um yes Mommy but I just asked her to repeat herself and she said she really has to pee but she can’t
omorashisuggestion:Hey, um, I know you just moved to the neighborhood, and I don’t really know you, and I don’t want to bother you or anything, but uh…pLEASE LET ME USE YOUR TOILET oh my godd I’m locked out right now and I REALLY HAVE TO GO OKAY
invaderxan: plain-flavoured-english: Me: I wonder what the English name for this Greek fish is, let me just consult Google real quick Google: Me: What Google: Me: Um Google: Me: Stop saying boops boops Google: Me: Oh my god Google: Me: Please stop
ladieswiththewand: asleepylioness: clandestinedliving: blah blah blah Yay! Excited for this! I had to um, be the pervert to point this out, but i feel like it needs to be said… ladies, if you put the wand inside you (hey, i don’t judge) please
fffm4me: Um, yes! All day please
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: abyssalpelagic: jesslaughingalonewith: dicksp8jrsbowtie: celestial-awkwardness: younger-than-the-soul: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy UM EXCUSE YOU THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS AND
vodkaandtequila-please: Eu tenho esse jeito meio ignorante, antipática, orgulhosa mesmo. Mas não se engane, tudo isso não passa de auto-defesa. Eu não nasci pra sofrer e não vou abrir as portas da minha vida pra qualquer um.
traci-a: swallowmyseed69: http://swallowmyseed69@tumblr.com Um…This is MY meme. Please credit or delete.Thank You.
nakedenfcaptions:“Uh…hi. My um…friends locked me out. Yeah, naked. Could you loan me a towel please?”
worldofbooty: Yes um I’ll have all please 👀😊😊😍😍
ilovepicsofbeauty: h3llsgh0std1amond: karrydee: Um can I please look like her ^ you’re hotter though.. Reblogged via Stumblr
gravity-falls-hunks: moringmark: Um, I’ll pass… OH YAASSSSS PLEASE!!!!
prettysodd: M…My name is Mikan Tsumiki. Um… I… I’m very pleased to meet you!
detective-fulbright: chatotswag: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE ILLUSTRATE THIS Um well ahahaa
strawberrystardust:clear-as:rowdy-redhead: ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d
animalbear: nudekittyn: lvl3toaster: Marie Rose - “Um.. C-can I borrow some clothes… Please…”Maire Rose by Wadamenpony tail by BstylezHandCuffs by pop99pop Gotta love enf. Maybe after a good…. love.
pixie-bitch75: Um… yes please, a hard cock in a suit n tie… girly boner! Luv it.♡Kisses,pixie♡
slbtumblng: sanjibaratiearc: maxtlat: scarecrowinc93: stitchlovergirl96: puccafangirl: magic-in-a-bottle: antocraftera: i-am-avacado: xansin: DONT DO THIS PLEASE Um that’s disgusting What the fuck? Uhhhh gross I really REALLY hate
hypno-sandwich: sirensongfashion: Elena Santamatilde photographed by Mario Zanaria Um…. yes, please. Also, unf. theleeallure , hypnosubdude, rmiriam12, zanythoughts, wildnutmeg, enscenic, bannableoffense, ashcatred, switchette, alice-doe, brentrx,
noobhikikomori: vongola86: tumblr-da-otome: oriharaizayalife: Olá, futuro. Chegue rápido, please u.u’ NUSS, VOU TE ESPERAR NA INHA HUMILDE RESIDENCIA *=* Tá demorando um pouquinho…maisok, eu espero.. u_ú Futuro: Loading….
kagome-chan: Bitch, please, Eu sou um VOCALOID
lazybish: music—lover1998: abyssalpelagic: jesslaughingalonewith: dicksp8jrsbowtie: celestial-awkwardness: younger-than-the-soul: can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy UM EXCUSE YOU THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
whitebitch4black: Um, fuck yes, please. I’d LOVE to be on my knees, pleasuring this beautiful sexy man.
lvl3toaster: Marie Rose - “Um.. C-can I borrow some clothes… Please…”Maire Rose by Wadamenpony tail by BstylezHandCuffs by pop99pop
spectralpony: Contrary to popular belief, ghosties can be very clumsy. *nod nod* Especially when attempting to dive into a cup of coffee that has been emptied. ^///^;; That being said…um… a little help, please? D'awww! <3
dreamingdusk: trainbowdash: oh look it’s fluttershy doing some yoga “And, um…now we shift into the Downward Facing ‘Please-Pet-My-Back-Because-I’m-So-Adorable’ pose. Breathe in…and *squee* out…” X3! <333
ask-confident-fluttershy: Shy: Oh, um…I, I don’t know if I can….Please forgive me. (Mod: Trying new techniques, heh). <3
smallbluesnout: asknightflurry: I um… t-tea? Chamomile tea and freshly fallen snow… …p-please stop sniffing me… So… Iced Tea? Chamomile is my favourite! But there’s something else too… Smells like… Miss Dusky… x3! Oh Spades, you
asksockz: U-Um, well, actually… Whenever I try to go out in a different style, Streamer stops me and tells me to go change… It’s such a shame too, buying all those cute clothes for nothing. [Check the captions, please! ^//v//^] Cuuuuute <3
ask-laichi:ask-snewpea:Snew Pea: I do really admire them, I wish I was a plant pony! ; a ; @ask-laichi @askthegardenponies @askflowertheplantponi munch munch “u-um, I’d like to buy t-two bags please.” Thanks for replyin’! X3<3
ask-dreamluna: “U-um, I’m sorry princess.. But they seem to really like you!” https://www.patreon.com/posts/lunar-new-years-7845491 —————– If you like these comics, please consider [Joining the pantie force~] X3!!
shortcircuitmlp: shortcircuitmlp: thiklestia: Was it worth it, @shortcircuitmlp Definitely worth it but um… how do I get down? ;A; Please forgive me I will do anything ;-; Awww ;w; Forgive him Thiklestia! He’s a goodboy!