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time-is-slutty: nefepants: time-is-slutty: nefepants: I liked Zootopia, but holy fuck is the police propaganda disgusting in the merchandise books. Uhm, I’d much rather have little kids wanting to become police officers to serve and protect like
3ganym: Tracer Judy Hopps This is lovely omg
Me: *has lots of good ideas for books, businesses and other things that might be successful*My brain: uhm… u do realize dat would require effort right??Me: o shit u rite my bad lets not do that :)
fruitgummy: What’s up dudes im naked uhm??!???! HOW ARE YOU THIS CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT???
Anti-Sjw: “Here is my hateful point! But I’m not ___phobic because i’m right!! facts don’t care about ur feelings!! :)”Literally anyone with a brain: “counter point”Anti: “Uhm… I’m gonna need at least 6 sources on that!! Or
Me: Ok here is my opinion on this and my reasoning Them: Uhm ok but on paragraph 3 line 6 you said something that slightly contradicts your point which means you’re wrong 👀 👀 👀
nikk-mayson: Honestly tho.. this photo is really old like over 7 years and it just feels like a life that I never had; it was just a dream. A long, confusing and uncomfortable dream. I always felt out of place in my own body and never told anyone cause
guddram: hoodling: guddram: now the real question is who will be the first to draw dragon Riley? uhm???? me bitch duh you are a damn fiend but how can i be mad at you
that uhm dot dot dot yes gif really annoys me
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:UHM WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED DID THEY JUST MOVE UP INFINITY WAR (source: https://twitter.com/marvelstudios/status/969301303682727937?s=21 )
ratliker1917: ratlicker1917: ratliker1917: the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income
femmefae:appraisedtiktoks:
brittvdcasteele: “I think a lot of people, when they first found out that I was coming to Glee went like; Oh, Demi is gonna kiss a girl.. and what not. It’s so much more than that. It’s not about.. uhm.. the scandal aspect of it, it’s about
d4gm4rs: i feel like im always fighting my art style so uhm heres a doodle where i “just let it flow” so to speak
perseus–and-andromeda: this was new and uhm… very exciting for both of us.
mrsomeoneinside: Uhm i want her latex on me
hahah uhm, last night was definitely a night to remember….. or forget..
fluffy-omorashi: “Something wrong?”Uhm…nope~(｡⋟///⋞｡”)
cokeflow: these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music” uhm wtf it’s post-hardcore melodic 2-step pop-core, get real
vaginaprincess69: blondlindsey: wealwaysbreathe: censwh0re: waytof4ll: Uhm.. Honestly lord have mercy Cara will change her I believe in u Cara
Conversando de mi amigo/sexfriend con mi BF. Yo: Antes me decia “te quiero” mas seguido, ahora ya no lo hace :c BF: Pero no lo demostraba. Ahora no lo dice pero te lo demuestra((: Yo: Uhm… tienes razon:3 BF: No le pidas tanto. Tu sabes
fairybabyofshalott: just a quick one! i hadn’t had the chance to wash my jeans yet, so…there’s a, uhm. a stain. on the butt. from where i peed in them last time.
scsitek: Uhm yummy Yummy Yummy
fluffy-omorashi: “Something wrong?” Uhm…nope~(｡⋟///⋞｡”)
megvnmvrie: intimacy-at-its-finest: Uhm wtf. Is that dry blood?? >. no it’s a pair of lips that say mwah
agentlemanandasavage: girlslovegoodinnuendo: Uhm cardinal rules here… Gentleman Savage
i-hate-the-beach: uhm
setbabiesonfire: americanhonee: White Mountains 10.19.15 UHM Why didn’t I see this sooner??? o:
do-not-touch-my-food: Gingerbread Beignets with Spiced Mocha Hot Chocolate Uhm…I want
do-not-touch-my-food: Maple Cannolis Uhm…I want
growingbellychubby:fullcravings: Loaded Chewy M&M Cookie Cake I want to eat an entire one of these <3 Uhm, ah. I. (wordless noises of need)
sweetsgr replied to your post: sweetsgr answered your question:All I …Uhm more like seconds hahahaha it would be the bomb and I totally want this to happen!I really want it to happen too. Tumblr Feedist Party FTW! Even if I only get to talk
sjtinc: 0nigum0: gainingstraight: 0nigum0: Haven’t posted pics in a while. So. Here you go This is Oni. He is fat. This is very true Sexy and Horney as ever Uhm…what?
sageofsarcasm: logically-asexual: prinxietytrash: thelogicalloganipus: I, uhm, love this, for like, so many reasons. gays can acknowledge the beauty of a human being that they’re not sexually attracted to and still be gay pass it on Same goes
stuffingkit: Uhm hello I’m soft
a-grim-grinning-ghost: pochowek: yeahiwasintheshit: um… yeah… hi. uhm… you… you should prob not be doing that. someones gotta good god…
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: uhm i posted this on both tumblr and twitter, someone stole it, put it on imgur,
queer-google-searches: hokuto-ju-no-ken: quinzelade: hokuto-ju-no-ken: dredsina: zooophagous: paranoidgemsbok: i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally
rexiedemibunny:rexiedemibunny:uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑
Hey tumblr, uhm…I have a question. Why does tumblr mobile start playing like…B-Action Movie music at random intervals??
that-house:viejospellejos:little man you are straight up going nowhere
brutaljuice: earthwanker: arcues: I kissed two of my bestfriends, that are guys, whilst under the influence tonight hbu ?? uhm wheres my kiss :/ lol lil bitch Could I have one too, perhaps? Or nah?
kissthekook:*gets complimented by a girl* uHM !!!!!! hOLY SHIT OMFG THANK YOU?????? I’M SO-*gets complimented by a boy* lol thanks i know
ocheano:kelesiia: ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin This needs
risewiththetits: ya-biiiish: mediamattersforamerica: We were going to do a “Top 10 Awful Displays of Sexism on Fox News” video, but the clips just kept rolling in. Here are 70. I want to throw up Uhm.. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
emotionally-compromised-idiot: ladynorbert: unprecedented-terror: gaytotodile: This is an actual tweet by dennys UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD??? YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE Shhsgdjhshzbja
biggercockfantasies: Uhm this is so hot
sirrollinokie: goodgirlslovegoodinnuendo: Uhm joy ride… 😏
thatsexgirl: artisticsub: redent: kvlani: took me a few minutes to realize what the fuck was going on………..oh myg od want Oh man. So much potential. Uhm yes please. Baby, we soooooo need this!!!!!
thatsexgirl: wordsmatty replied to your post: “Funny because The Fifth Element is my wife’s favorite movie.” Uhm you’re wife is the best. I tend to agree. ;)
thatsexgirl: anonymouslittlesub: unf Uhm, yup.
theunicornkittenkween: sara-meow: Made a thing! Uhm..not sure what to call it? Those black things are black fabric roses by the way! Has three different heights so you can hook them wherever you’d like! Cuffs can also be hooked together so you don’t
coffee-clubbers:Hello Love. I’m sure your Coffee Club will be great so I hope you will like my contribution. Uhm - scars - well I don’t have any real physical scars. My scar is summed up in the two words ‘In remission’. About two years ago I was
n0nlee: Oooh fancy border~ So uhm. What if– he’s never been preoccupied with popular apps? Despite being updated to today’s technology? That’s possible. I never tried Snapchats myself. I literally just saw how it works from classmates orz. And
princess-pastel-panties: Daddy wants me to pee myself while I’m in bed /.\ And I was super nervous this morning when I tried it so I’ve been drinking water all day And…well uhm… I’ve had three accidents already /.
babeybunny:Uhm,,,it rained, oddly enough only on me, crazy h-huh? (X)
fuckyeahhugepenis: lovebigfatones: lookstwice: Beautiful isn’t it? Uhm I love cum on my face! swallow it would be nice.
freakbedroombully: So uhm.. I might quit Tumblr 😳🤷🏾♂️
