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elegyellem: corwinprescott: “Gun Oil”Corwin Prescott - Anonymous Uhm.yes Sexy as sin
asexyexoticts: jerseypeggin: Mmmmm………..uhm, YES!! ❤️ Yep!!!!
ts-blondiiebee: asexyexoticts: jerseypeggin: Mmmmm………..uhm, YES!! ❤️ Yep!!!! Yes Yes
kinky-spillway: uhm, you have something on your face… So hot
daddys-little-kittens: “Uhm..Daddy. My princess parts are tingling, again.~”
skipsy: Wanted to try a different angle I suppose! Uhm…it is what it is I guess xD DONG O///O…. *bends over*
taikova: happy wedding day~! john will take care of a bit pooped sherlock after dancing a lot~ (it’s a bit lewd hehe uhm) #13 beautiful !
"You've never met One Direction" Uhm excuse me bitch, but I've been on Liam's cupboard.
yaoi-manga-reader-all-the-way: Hn…I still would like to see Yukio being the uke. And uhm…I think the ass just winked…o.o wtf.
moreaznrice: Uhm so I don’t think he actually exists, he is TOO perfect
videohall:For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.> Literal translation Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked
potterheaven: everythingpotter-: uhm, where can i get one?! Eu quero, gente!
pochamarama: Uhm??? It’s true. The bees generate so much collective body heat by vibrating their muscles that the hornet can’t take it and just dies. But the bees don’t do it just to be dicks— Japanese hornets are malicious killing machines
bobbyharriss: uhm, come to me & bring the cat..
khl0ekardashian: Uhm
ryley-stbatman: m-paoword: lolmandrills: Top 10 Comic Book Films: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World V For Vendetta The Dark Knight X-Men: First Class The Incredible Hulk The Adventures of Tintin Iron Man Kick-Ass Spider-Man 2 Blade II UHM. WHERE THE FUCK
gothkaida: videohall:For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.> Literal translationBird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s
landofbones: Booth: So uhm, sex right?Brennan: Oh, good idea.Booth: Okay.Brennan: What I think we need to do is get a synco-pated rythym going that takes adventage of the natural frequency of the springs.Booth: Woah, wait. Are you this spontanious
liveforthedash: fvckingclownshoes: sneakinsidethedirtymind: ~S I just need one more couple to join us liveforthedash Oh, you mean geekyswingers. I’m sure they’d be happy to join. *booking flights now* WOW! Uhm we need to go fuck now and talk
toptimbot: groupvn: Cho mình thông tin bạn này đi Uhm Mjnh day ban
jean-le-photographe: 3leapfrogs: sexy-is-a-state-of-mind: Uhm… Because I don’t know any other way to be. ;)
hentai-ass: Uhm…fuck yes.
fairybabyofshalott:just a quick one! i hadn’t had the chance to wash my jeans yet, so…there’s a, uhm. a stain. on the butt. from where i peed in them last time.
fairybabyofshalott: just a quick one! i hadn’t had the chance to wash my jeans yet, so…there’s a, uhm. a stain. on the butt. from where i peed in them last time.
pantswettingrelaxation: ahoneymoss: “Tiffany, do those jeans fit over …” Tiffany’s mother started to ask. “Uhm yeah mom, but they are really low rise.” Tiffany responded, trying to keep her voice as steady and calm as she could. She
shh-im-sorry: Really quick omo sketch. I was going to do a little more but I got nervous thinking about uploading it and my hand got all shaky so uhm here it is. ;///;
So uhm...
gotomo4: fairybabyofshalott:just a quick one! i hadn’t had the chance to wash my jeans yet, so…there’s a, uhm. a stain. on the butt. from where i peed in them last time.
fairybabyofshalott: just a quick one! i hadn’t had the chance to wash my jeans yet, so…there’s a, uhm. a stain. on the butt. from where i peed in them last time. thepissblog.tumblr.com
miss-kagura: Oh my gosh! It is so big! Who could have thought that you are packing something like that between your legs… I don´t even…uhm… really know what to do with that… thing!I mean it! You really think I would let you fuck me with that…
storiesofalittle: Me: “Hey daddy…?”Daddy: *typing on keyboard* Yes kitten?Me: “C-c-can we.. um..”Daddy: Can we what kitten? *stops typing, rotates chair and stares at me*Me: “I uhm.. I bought this today daddy” *pulls out pink baby body
unhealthylustchoices: uhm but relationship goals is yes/no cards for each of us to put on the side table before we go to sleep for if we’re okay waking up to already being fucked
I just want you guys to know that I‘m writing a J/pis fic in response to one of the asks I gotbut uhm it’s kinda angsty and gonna be rough so uh yeahI’m VERY sorry in advance
cartoonyafterdark: I just want you guys to know that I‘m writing a J/pis fic in response to one of the asks I got but uhm it’s kinda angsty and gonna be rough so uh yeah I’m VERY sorry in advance oops I lied - I ended up staying up bit later
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
once-upon-a-time-there-was-agirl: Fit to be uhm tied… With Polk-me-dots…. !!!
Hellooooo uhm… what can I say?It’s been quite some time I guess… I just wanted to let you know, even if my blog seems dead, I’m still alive and want to get back to posting eventually!Just, stay patient guys, alright? :3Yours Victoria!
derpygrooves: So like uhm why has braeburned still not done art of this dude why is he such an asshole who hates his fans and everything I HAD WORK TODAY THATS WHY TONIGHT
pcate: HEY UHM;;
go-donna-mama: Would you like me to dress this? #lingerie, #sexy underwear,#stockings See-thru?? uhm I think it’s just see better
vristav: Uhm whoops, sketch. But yeah why isn’t GamzeeJane a thing you guys srsly (Sorry for not updating this thing, I’ve been kinda busy with uni. I’ll get to those asks tomorrow ;; )
girlslovegoodinnuendo: Does this define uhm good Santa???
Headshots!!1.Sapphire belongs to @dileak2.Krylone belongs to @shinonsfw3. And uhm… yeah she’s belong to me :)
Hey hey!! its good to see some anthro Chrysalis from this community!!oh yeah uhm… its been awhile for me to draw queen Chrysalis, i’ll draw her again later on.
baby-nymphette: oh uhms Avery and i says hi!
SO…UHM…WELL…That’s it, that’s all I did during the stream XDAh, the smell of shitposting… It was so FUN THO, I hope that I’ll get courageous enough to do another stream soon!
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I’ve been looking for MMD models to port *cough*onceimdonewithnierautomata*cough* and…. well…. uhm… how to say this…I’m the only one who finds “ironic” the fact that someone takes a model, made a nude base for it, changes
So…….uhm…..I bought Stardew Valley a few days ago on Steam. Today around 3:30 pm i said “well, i guess i’ll play one hour and then do something else”.….It’s 9:30 pm and just stopped right now…Err…..Yeah,
Uuhm, it’s the first time I make a post with pictures from my phone, so sorry if it doesn’t look fine. I got like 6 ask with requests for animations, which I guess they’re from the same person. Uhm, unfortunately, none of these suggest
adls-xxx: looneytoonz242: ohdamnseanmarion: t-challabackgirl: tomfordvelvetorchid: @cupcakkeafreak via Instagram UHM WHY ARENT WEVTALKING BOUT THIS ICONIC MOMENT I Stan this Yaaasssss When you actually talented and got the personality but you
jetstreamedsam: naavscolors: Literally, Clint Barton is the Krillin of Marvel. At least Krillin has a hot wife and an adorable kid. What does Clint have? Besides the power to be humiliated in recent comics. Well… uhm… he had a dogand&h
suckitbimbo: “Hi!” “Uhm.. Hi?” “Are you John?” “Actually, my name is Mi..” “Whoops, I’m sorry. I meant are you Master?” “… Yes. Yes I am.” “Great! I’m, like, your fuckbunny!&rd
raqquo: perkachow: foxymaple: videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little
church-of-minho: teenage-turnoff: prettyfeetgang: bouzen: jasmine-blu: fagsindubai: uhm idk about putting citrus on my dick OH MY GOD LMFAO WHAT AHHHHHHHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA “you’re losing weight…while you’re sucking some dick :)”
the-bear-and-the-wolf: s-excapades: the-bear-and-the-wolfCONTESTANT #9 FOR THE GIVEAWAY BEAUTIFUL So uhm yeah I entered a giveaway thingy, most notes wins so yeah it would be nice if anyone wants to help me ^^
Send me messages and asks! (Again) Uhm there were like 400 asks in my inbox so I deleted them all. Some were super oldddd. Sorry if those were yours. :( I promisseee ill start keeping up with my messages in my inboxx and IM. Okayy now goo message
