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nikkis-double-ds: My bathwater went from lava hot to fucking ice cubes in like two minutes flat. Ugh winter!! Grrrrrr. I’m annoyed but still smiling Lol :D
allrivenkithandkin: peachylipskiss: how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out fix
myfavoritekinks: Two minutes of Brent cumming. Which means there’s a LOT of cum.
frenulumist: richardsdicks: batefreakfl: bjackman51: a cock that thinks for itself – dangling to ejaculating in two minutes (no hands) Wow! Amazing! A magical cock
physicalphoenix: readytoconquertheworld: I feel really silly about this. Only here for two minutes. (Taken with GifBoom) You. Look. Great. Wow!
aer-e: i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense
punkrightsactivist: punkrightsactivist: how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed just talk to them for like two minutes
feat: i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense
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jaclcfrost: “do you ever get the feeling that someone just hates you” yeah every hour of every day when it comes to every single person i interact with for longer than two minutes
50fuckingandlovingit: …and that’s two minutes of my time I’ll never get back!! Such a waste!! 😂 Good morning Tumblr Friends and Loves!! Being normal isn’t for everyone! Does anyone really know what “normal” is? For me, this is what I
ask-thepostmaster: ask-master-rahool: ask-variks: fervantelm: lobo-a-matic: the new star wars looks so good Took me two minutes to reblog im laughing too hard omg my-my-my-my force choke grabs you so hard, make you say oh my lord Thank you for
That moment when you hear a loud THUD, and then angry yelling and crying from next door and you don’t know what to do. It got quiet again in like two minutes… Not sure whether to call cops… I guess I’ll see if I hear anything
littlebrother1012: Two minutes ago I was getting dressed for another mediocre day of work. “Fuck me! Fuck me, Dad!” She screamed, fists wrapped on my shirt, holding me as she rocked on my dick. I just stared, my mind in shock, not able to
kaiba-cave: Huge Jessie Appreciation Post. All of these faces happened in a span of about two minutes.
harnsters: How To Make Your Child Feel Like a Piece of Shit In Less Than Two Minutes - a guide by my parents
newtypezaku: We don’t have time to stretch a romance over multiple seasons! DO IT ALL IN TWO MINUTES
slutframing: “Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-”
phantomrose96: me: *saves document for the first time in 1.5 hours* computer: *crashes two minutes later* me:
cutestprincess: jelloapocalypse: archiecomics: That’s not half. My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just
mockingjace: itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking
halfsleeper: @harrystyles: I missed it but she shot a 3 pointer like two minutes before.
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
fillintheblankplaces: Today I skipped class instead of arriving two minutes late because my school’s tardy policy is harsher than its absence policy and that’s all you need to know about the American education system.
sheisincharge: Give me just two minutes and I’ll be down, tell the other girls I’m just I’m on my way……!!!
He’ll be covered in cum in about two minutes.
therealanti-heroes: “Just relax and breathe…” Two minutes earlier, over-confident Drake completely ignores Beaubier’s warning to be a little more cautious with his latest endeavor. “I’m old-school, dude! I know what I’m doing!”
fuckmetx:dad4dads:I’m naked two minutes after I come through Dad’s front door, and I stay that way until he takes me back on Sunday night. I don’t need to bring a change of clothes, but Mom insists, and I can’t really tell her
flecked: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
actualwedgeantilles: super-star-destroyer: kibasniper: I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS IN TWO MINUTES BUT LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND MY UNIVERSITY’S LIBRARY HOLY SHIT. @actualwedgeantilles Someone send me the .pdf so I can do an analysis on this.
angryvriska: neo-pop: I’M GOING TO SCREAM, I WAS LEAVING THE WALMART AND I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SCREECH “DIRK” AND I LOOK AROUND AND THIS GUY IS WEARING A JAKE SHIRT POINTING AT MY SHIRT AND WE STOOD THERE FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES YELLING “JAKE!!!”
stiles-stilinsking: mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
kibasniper: I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS IN TWO MINUTES BUT LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND MY UNIVERSITY’S LIBRARY HOLY SHIT.
furiouskanekicollector: furiouskanekicollector: gayprinces: confirmed rep! blaytz (confirmed outside of show): on screen for two minutes. “flirts” with a male guard for one second. also gets yelled at for it. adam (confirmed outside of show):
prokopetz: I can think of no starker demonstration of commercialisation destroying culture than the fact that Rickrolling doesn’t work anymore because YouTube plays an unskippable two-minute ad first.
faitheikos: Allio and I have created a photo essay on the Academic Gestures of live modeling to be released on August 1st! We set up a session to shoot around 18 different poses, with me holding each pose for two minutes. I spent the weeks leading up
inteligasm: february-airrr: tastefullyoffensive:Pure evil. I’m nauseous. Stoner student will either get too paranoid to finish or was done in two minutes and got 100%
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes
exceptionals: me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats upme: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
just-shower-thoughts:It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.
when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes
fangirlingoverdemigods: allrivenkithandkin: peachylipskiss: how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes regulate your breathing so your
I am not looking forward to calling housing tomorrow and having to explain this. The last time I needed maintenance, they came and fixed the problem in two minutes and got a good laugh at me for “breaking” the thing that wasn’t even
sensualhumiliation: Come, slut!, your turn to be auctioned will be in two minutes!
Girls who post new pictures of themselves on Facebook every two minutes.
Who the hell askes me about voicemail? Oh right my dad. “why is the number +1-808” i dont freaken know dont ask me, ask t-mobile. Then he gives me a fucken two minute lecture thats irrelevant to the whole situation.
When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply..
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