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appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
nek0robin: ralavick: hellabaka: ok i’ll follow u on snapchat if you don’t post 3 minute long stories everyday, making me check more often than i should just to remove the notifications going through absolutely nothing I really care about at that
kristoffkriston: if-only-someone-loved-you: xxladybugdisney: this is the cutest thing ever lol the gif froze and i sat there for a good two minutes just waiting because i knew anna would pop up at some point so what ur saying is that the gif was
korranation: IGN has the first two minutes from Book 4 online and a lot has changed in those past three years! Check it out
kittiezandtittiez: Lights Out - A Two Minute Horror Film
ucsdhealthsciences: Moment of ToothIf nothing else, the scanning electron micrograph above of a human tooth should encourage proper oral hygiene. While you’re at it (remember to brush for at least two minutes and don’t overlook those back molars),
clarkent: sunny: *kills like 20 people in two minutes*me:
c0ffeekitten: I LEAVE FOR TWO MINUTES AND SHE INSTANTLY STEALS MY SPOT
unexplained-events: Man from Vienna, Austria notices something strange floating in the clouds for about two minutes. He goes onto take a picture of it. “I grabbed my phone and after I took a photograph of it, the vehicle was gone. I’ve never
stiles-stilinsking: mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes
bubonickitten: leavethesky: cavesalamander: byyourleave: For the millions of you that will lose your insurance if Obamacare is repealed please call Paul Ryan. It took me about two minutes, most of that waiting patiently for the recording to end.
renturbes: theneurotypicals: For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes #the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight
Barely two minutes into seeing the first episode of Hetalia and…my first impression of them? They need some xanax with their round table nagging. O_o
anothercleverjedimindtrick: hardcoretaco: literallythis: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
ringo-to-chizu: I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.
leanna-ashgrove replied to your post “Hey (I suck TvT;; )”lol have I ever made you laugh? REMEMBER BAT NIPPLES!?!YESH!Along with THE BAT BUTT!
clara-oswin-oswaldfan:I SAT HERE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES
winter-angst:Me: *runs for two minutes*My heart: if you don’t stop, I will
grimphantom: makingitawesome: Bra Maker Spoofs Disney Musicals In New Commercial Swiss underwear and lingerie manufacturer Triumph created a two-minute CGI spoof of Disney musicals for its latest campaign to sell bras. “The perfect bra and Prince
alien-mom: two minutes into halloween and chill and she gives you this look
pevilsdaradise: pevilsdaradise: Ask about my private snap and videos for sale ✨ Having a sale today when you buy my new videos you get a free two minute one as well 😇
pevilsdaradise: Buy my snap and get a free two minute today just mention the word “heart” in your message 😇
salon: Watch Robert Reich explain why we need to raise the minimum wage in two minutes and 30 seconds.
did-you-kno: Two minutes is the longest you could survive without a space suit on the other planets in our solar system. On Mars and Mercury, you’d stay alive for as long as you can hold your breath (about 2 min), and Venus is so hot that you’d
swaggerkink:…and this was happening just two minutes after his first jump :D
chromodome:the best two minutes of untucked ever filmed
sariahsue: Marinette: I’ve looked everywhere for my keys…Adrien: Everywhere?Marinette: Yes!Adrien: [opens drawer, pulls out keys]Marinette: That drawer was NOT there two minutes ago!
resistingwomen: She seemed like such a nice girl. I didn’t really see the harm in hearing her out. If anything, I thought if anyone saw me with her they might thing I was taking advantage. She was right about one thing, she left two minutes before
foryourhealth: whoooonose: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated Killed without hesitation
pomrania: trans-fanboy: We didn’t start the fire-Marvel mash-up of the past decade I didn’t get this on my dash so I’m suing everyone Okay people, you can take two minutes out of your day to experience this MAGNIFICENCE. If you can’t hear
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
when-it-rains-it-snows: when-it-rains-it-snows: about two minutes prior to this is when Kate learned that you become an Avenger For Real ™ the first time you get to be the person that tells Clint what magic has happened to him this time. ‘ordinarily
liache: imagine a theater full of people who paid close to ฟ a ticket to see cgi food products say “fuck” a lot and have a graphic orgy that presumably lasts a solid two minutes, if not more. imagine the silence throughout the theater as dozens
kittencauldrone: I over came my crippling depression for two minutes to look hella cute
lovingair: waitingmummy89: Tape gagged tight till the cheeks puff out Nose pinched Pleading for air between your legs. “We’re going for two minutes this time. Keep calm, and you can make it.” The timer finally beeps. “I changed my mind, let’s
exceptionals:me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats upme: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
I just got extremely upset for some reason and I don’t know why. And then suddenly I started thinking about how I really don’t want to age past 18 and frick I’m really sad now. Wtf I was fine like two minutes ago.
perpetually12: feat: i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense when the skies…
in unrelated news i managed to cum in less than two minutes i have achieved maximum trash status
lastoreadoras:Good Morning!How are my little honeybees today?I have something that may be enjoyable and easy to listen to!soundgasm.netIt is designed to be loopable and encourages you to do so!Listen with care!Note: I spent like two minutes on this, so
collegeguyx: this guy cums not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES in less than two minutes! and what is the point of the blur in the video when we’ve already seen your face in the first 10 seconds? 💦😂https://collegeguyx.tumblr.com/archive
omganniephanny: wilwheaton: salon: Watch Robert Reich explain why we need to raise the minimum wage in two minutes and 30 seconds. It isn’t complicated, people. Everyone should really watch the whole documentary. It’s on Netflix and it’s called
xsparkage: two minute play time with new sugarpill Elektro Cute. Gotta do a blog post on these babies todayyy
professormonkeybusiness: “And it’s 11:55 p.m. right now. I’ll have two minutes to spare.”She will always win if she wants to.
just-shower-thoughts: I only have left two minutes to live, but that clock resets every time I take a breath.
internetsai: stay-sickasfrick: just-shower-thoughts: Set your WIFI password to 2444666668888888, when your friend ask just tell him it’s 12345678 i sat here for like 10 minutes trying to figure this out. i’m so confused…
blackkjoystick: pinkcookiedimples: galaxythegreat: theprincesswashere: liferuining-soulsnatcher: kimreesesdaughter: rikail92: pinkcookiedimples: What’s the shortest and longest y'all sex be lastin? Heard about a guy who lasted six minutes and
feijoaaas: catchymemes: Credit: @notlikethecar i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat
cuckqueanwife: pornlover1991: Holy shit! I can’t believe I came twice in less than two minutes! Fuck, I’m horny! I loved watching dad watch porn and fuck his fleshlight while mom was asleep. God, I want that dick!!
sabrinaoki: This is the last two minutes of my video which will be on xhamster later (I’ll post a link). The cum in my mouth is from milking myself. Hope you like it :)
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