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pumpkinpieinyoureyes: jessiesula: pizzaforpresident: I’m so done with this planet she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple. this is sexism, my friends. This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit
mysweetcupoftea: Emma & Regina: A Timeline | Two lives intertwined & connected before even having met
i-see-sparks-fly-13:jessiesula:she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.this is sexism, my friends.I don’t know what’s worse, the sexist headline or the fact paparazzi just took pictures instead of helping
qwurkss: OOTD; this outfit was inspired by my favourite people ever; how two live! they mix a lot of patterns in their outfits so i thought i should give it a shot with my bright yellow patterned dress and a totally different patterned pair of sunglasses
lprocket: One Pot, Two Lives Another great pot idea based on a simple love affair. The fishy eats and ‘wastes out’ its lunch, the plant feeds on its nutrients. The plant eats some water and filters it down so it is clean for the fishy. Happy families.
gayerthantegan: pumpkinpieinyoureyes: jessiesula: pizzaforpresident: I’m so done with this planet she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple. this is sexism This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit
jayso-n: Queued. Be back in a week or two. Im sorry, my depression has won and I need a break (feel free to delete this)
seasonsofreedom: shortsgasm: Instead of reblogging photos with girls in shorts and crop tops with long “mermaid” hair, take a moment to reblog this because this is truly beautiful. Two perfectly happy kids who have cancer. They are both so beautiful
youchoosethelifeyoulive: sempersax: Love these two so much. I watch this show everyday, I’m watching it right now actually even though I’ve seen every episode. But I love their friendship
wesquick: No matter how many times I see this, the last two lines always take my breath away <3
vvenis: ONE TIME MY SISTER FARTED IN MY PUPPY’S FACE AND MY PUPPY LIKE FROZE AND THEN TOOK TWO STEPS AND THREW UP ON HER BED AND THAT’S HOW I KNOW KARMA IS REAL
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that
metallicnakedness: The Kiss, today (23/10/2012) in Marseille, France. Two young women kissed in front of anti same sex marriage/adoption protesters.
strawberrytelle: These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time
thechroniclesofabrokenheart: paperthinandpapercuts: emosloveyou123: I Love these two <3 <3 that poster really aggravates me. Passing judgement upon others is ALSO a sin. so just get over it.
livelifethewayouwanto: zettaslowzettago: snarkpopotamus: every time i see this, my heart fills with joy Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world. there’s two types of people
peevesthepoltergeist: peevesthepoltergeist: so in physics we’re doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we fucking hate this shit and as soon as she draws it up on the
grabbidyballs: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad. there are two types of people
spookyteganandsara: Two straight women, named Julia (17) and Auriane (19), kissing in the middle of an anti-gay, anti-adoption rally in Marseilles, France in support of their gay friends and all other gays across the world. This picture has quickly
alymarie08: jessdallas: always reblog. because reasons. The last two he’s like “…..shit.”
I have two completely different personalities and I don’t know which is the real one.
tyleroakley: rupindah: in fifth grade these two guys were passing notes and the teacher caught them so instead of giving the teacher the note one of them just ate it I bet they were collaborating on some Spongebob/Mr. Krabs smut fanfiction.
im-wondersttruck: Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th. She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard. HEROES DO EXIST
this moment is the exact definition of perfection; i don’t know anything more intense and beautiful than two people, madly wanting each other but still restraining themselves because the tension is too flawless to be broken.
Interviewer: Two weeks ago, Emma Watson revealed that she had a huge crush on you, during the first movies. Have you ever felt the same for someone in the series? Tom Felton: No, not really, no. I mean, it was very sweet when I heard about it, yeah,
br-eathing: satinet: why did they end omg so hot ugh ikr GET BETTER 2GETHA u two were meant to b
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have
relevuhnt: je-suis-morte: analpubez: best thing on tumblr literally its back YESSS I saw this two years ago and I haven’t seen it since and I’m so happy rn its back omgomgomg
talisamiller: Look who it is! Was flipping through a Girlfriend magazine & when I saw these two was so excited I spilled my boiling hot cup of tea on my bare legs. Haha @jacksgap @finnharries
awkwardtwinkie: wowcorn: Two Sides of Tumblr omg this took forever but i’m so glad to be done. i don’t even know what to say about this ok but click to enlarge
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between
loracarol: aishaneko: the-ravencrow: allthingsbianca: logicislife: jessycanhasblog: irishsub: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. Oh wow these girls are brilliant. These girls: 1Tom Hanks: 0 Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian
highmiranda: bottom two
foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different things
oomshi: cayleeanthonysmom: oomshi: My life goal is to have enough 贄 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success my life goal is to sneeze with out farting I think we’re on two different paths in life
theyellowbrickroad: I REALLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THAT THEY WERE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE LIKE TWO PEOPLE HAD A DISCUSSION AND I CAME UP AND THEY SAID NICE WORDS WOW I LIKE THAT
alegbra: rnilkbreath: algebra… more like…„. alge… nah i’m so used to seeing my own url that i thought this was talking about me and for a second i thought a hate post about me got two thousand notes and i was really hurt and confused
davidthestrange: The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet” - Imgur
awesomephilia: These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)
ssconcussion: franticshipper: TWO OF THEM IN A ROW I AM SO FUCKING DONE THERE ARE TEARS
cloudydrake: cloudydrake: arcaneseamstress: nymphominatrix: made this transparent I love you, sea pancake. yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
oomshi: vegay: dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS???? this can be taken two ways
dennys: termsofenragement: dennys: Relationship status: Breakfast It’s two thirty in the afternoon. When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about
i-dont-have-to-do-boo: peabodysfedora: detectivewho: dblaksle: guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? I do. Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black. He don’t give
sodamnrelatable: oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds the aftermath poor little fuck
eleven-at-trenzalore: rneerkat: rneerkat: what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na I actually want to cry
togamemes: how do eyebrows just grow there in two patches what’s going on there
okwuteva: i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
fuckyourwritinghabits: cornflakepizza: winchesterbr0s: hesmybrother-hesadopted: czarnoksieznik: beesmygod: “chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means” it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: videohall: This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone this is so fucking relaxing
impulse-city: bitchiamtheswanqueen: In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public
hacheload: durbikins: For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror. And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go. The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself
helioscentrifuge: sophienorthcott: chlorinda: potential-and-difference: shmiling: n0thingleftinside: fuckyeahprisoninmates: Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while
thecityhorse: tunaofthesea: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos blank I’m clearly tired because I shouldn’t
