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balls2beplayedwith: “You had to stroke your little cock so much that you came all over the place. Making a mess does not result in increasing mercy, a fact, which even a dumbass like you should understand.. at least, i guessed. Now stay still or I
rockingirlexii: Those playful yet lovey relationships The kind where you can call each-other “asshole” or “dumbass” and they won’t get mad or offended. Instead, they call you something back. The kind where you can make fun of them as much
aslutfor5sos:moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want
nerdgasrnz: Any dumbass ever: dark-skinned girls can’t wear this hair/clothes color Me, graduated from 4th grade art class: Brown is a NEUTRAL color, it goes with ANYTHING, you stupid bitch. You cowardly racist motherfucker. You absolute buffoon.
plaidinsanity:space-emperor:space-emperor:reverse hero’s journey is when you’re the most powerful being in the universe and you let some dumbass guide you into becoming an insignificant and powerless ordinary dude initiation into mystical knowledge
emospacekid: when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used
shetheycock:dude-bro-tm:xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god
aslutfor5sos: moriartystayingalive: If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you
xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear
xmichaelmyers:nneesd:xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking
docislegend: spuandi:why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re
domirine: happy halloween! don’t let any dumbass garrus tell you you’re too old for trick or treating YOU KNOW WHAT I actually did get harassed by an old lady for trick-or-treating on Halloween! It really bummed me out. I really should’ve
pepsi1: khevinday: when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass Trick is to say what they do but never explain how
moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what
👐👐his face was like oh you think you’re slick applauding for me no longer running but you are also a fucking dumbass bc i already won two elections motherfuckers boooyaaaa!!!
onsheka:xmichaelmyers:nneesd:xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke.
daltronnftw: here you goo. try not to get too wett. i promise it’s ten when i’m fully hard.;) how’s this for a topless tuesday? Dude, you’re an idiot. You don’t measure from the base of your balls, dumbass.
moriartystayingalive: If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what
lucidnee: its 2017 men still don’t understand the concept of “tell a girl if all you want from her is sex and don’t pretend you want more” and their dumbass response is “ok but they say no” LIKE SURPRISE!!! Women are allowed to say no to you
askstarbuck: What you should learn if you’re going to have a pet: All pets are adorable when you first get them Cats are complete assholes Dogs are dumbasses.
khevinday: when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
incorrect-hp:harry: it seems like bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something.sirius: harry, you don’t have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
egberts: do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
askboggle: egberts: do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
transcendentalbrilliance: it’s not normal for your boyfriend to ignore you when you want to talk to him. it’s not normal for your boyfriend to shove you when he’s angry. it’s not normal for your boyfriend to call you a dumbass or a bitch when
shamelesswhore: tasteandpassion: shamelesswhore: Ive never waited for a call this bad in my life! CALL ME ALREADY!!! :3 whooo? Just some dumbass… he calls you a lot of times, doesn’t he? why did you want him to call you so bad? you can
transcendentalbrilliance:it’s not normal for your boyfriend to ignore you when you want to talk to him. it’s not normal for your boyfriend to shove you when he’s angry. it’s not normal for your boyfriend to call you a dumbass or a bitch when