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dumbbro: Bbro: Hey there dumbass, how you feeling?Me: Wat the fuk dude, I ain’t no dumbass. Fuk I got two fucking uh umm I went to college.Bbro: Oh yeah lil bro? Tell me about what you learne in schoolMe: Uhhh ummmm, damn Im horny broBbro: Those suppleme
You really didn’t like that your mom’s personal trainer was the guy who always picked on you in school. Now every time you saw him he was bragging about how your dumbass dad was paying him to put his hands all over your busty slut of a mom.
I like playful relationships. I’ll call you a dumbass cause saying ‘babe’ all the time gets old. I’ll bite you. I’ll laugh at you. I’ll push your buttons just to see you get mad cause it’s cute. I’ll hit you playfully.. I’ll hold you
dumbass-feeder: mijikowaffle: アールヌーボー風カビゴン 2017.5.1 @0nigum0 it you
dumbass-bitch-disease: facebookstaff: youre-such-a-heavenly-view: therothwoman: helllabovee: itsbr1ttanybitch: EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD This video is a gift. I want what she’s having.
dumbass-bitch-disease: johnnyjoestarrelatable: hallmark movie woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me her black friend: you need a MAN woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering
dumbass-bitch-disease: cheerfulmongoose: bigfatscience: doctoring while fat I hear about this every time, and I’m *male*:“There are white patches on my throat. I think I have strep.”“You’ve gained two pounds since the last time you were here.
dumbass-bitch-disease: autismisaokay: To my fellow autistics; what’s food for you that is sensory heaven? Both in texture and in flavor. Buttered noodles dude.
dumbass-bitch-disease: korvys: You know, I think every single skill I’ve ever learned, was just cause I had a dumb idea, and didn’t yet know how to make it into a dumb reality. For example: I now have some rudimentary video editing ability.
dumbass-bitch-disease: yourfavefucksclowns: Batman fucks clowns! I don’t like what you’re implying here
dumbass-bitch-disease: yourfavelovesyouunconditionally: Papyrus from Undertale loves you unconditionally!!! This one is Canon
dumbass-bitch-disease: silver-tongues-blog: boppinrockin: boppinrockin: imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get
dumbass-bitch-disease: atalana: if you’re neurodivergent and only know how to motivate yourself through hyperfocus or blind panic clap your hands 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
dumbass-bitch-disease: thebootydiaries: Status: Rain! :) Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You’re a beautiful
dumbass-bitch-disease: shadowkat678: aylakazam: rakoe: feministism: THIS HAPPENED BINGHAMTON’S EAST MIDDLE SCHOOL! the local anti-capitlaist social justice group, PLOT, is the only reason you know about this. they created this rally and got the
dumbass-bitch-disease: somethingwendythiswaycomes: chaos-yet-harmony: royalgoons: godsbaby: enchainrain: You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely. That’s it that’s it, man. The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I
dumbass-bitch-disease: bipolar-bubbeleh: digitaldiscipline: gen-is-gone: must-be-mythtaken: must-be-mythtaken: Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual. He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift By this
dumbass-bitch-disease: cupcakes-and-muffintops:Hey how about we stop shaming feeders who are pudgy/overweight. Y'all in a fuckin feedism vid with a chonky feeder: SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FEED YOUR BF/GF/FRIENS
dumbass-bitch-disease: moonlandingwasfaked: reblog if you’re not racism That’s not my name
dumbass-bitch-disease: salt-right: salt-right: theres been a spike of fascist/fascist-adjacent blogs on tumblr who pretend theyre funny and relatable for notes but when you actually browse through their content its obvious theyre vile pieces of shit
dumbass-bitch-disease: your-villainous-neighbour: emotional-support-strapon: cryol: silverstrike: tybalt-you-saucy-boi: caribetidalwave: excellentbitch: excellentbitch: isn’t that the neck tattoo guy This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
dumbass-bitch-disease: nikest: date someone whose voice can make you calm… or wet… or both A seal
dumbass-bitch-disease: spacefroggity: did-you-know: The largest cat in NYC, and possibly the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long Maine Coon named Samson. He’s bigger than most bobcats (and most toddlers), and every day he likes to sit on his owner’s
dumbass-bitch-disease: anosci: weirdalyankovich: weirdalyankovich: Hi. This is the actual “Weird Al” Yankovic. I’m not now nor have I ever been active on Tumblr, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been impersonating me, which is
dumbass-bitch-disease: mens-rights-activia: ratliker1917: cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it
dumbass-bitch-disease: bikewheelr: socialist-tomfoolery: notcuddles: kremlint: erarg: longcat is probably dead :( WRONG Awww, long cat’s owner got married. this is a good post “When you say “Looooong”, I think of my cat. Around 15
dumbass-bitch-disease: pastelbrachypelma: patroclusdefencesquad: patroclusdefencesquad: merlin and arthur share one brain cell and arthur literally never has it. sometimes merlin doesn’t have it but I can assure you, it is never with arthur the
dumbass-bitch-disease: afro-elf: afro-elf: you all claim to hate imagine dragons but i know for a snapple fact that if i start playing radioactive y’all gon be breathing in the chemicals same thing with nickelback and i can prove it, all i have to
dumbass-bitch-disease: aegipan-omnicorn: dilfweed: the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this
dumbass-bitch-disease: tomatomagica: this will happen to you if you sexualize minors Hell yeah
dumbass-bitch-disease: theatricaldynamite: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: automaticfave: tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the
dumbass-bitch-disease: jaxplanechase:thedavesofourlives:cykelops:cykelops:only akinator can assign you a kin after you answer his questions w things that apply to you. my assigned kin is widowmaker the ppl mad they got homestuck characters thats between
dumbass-bitch-disease: apictureofspace: pizzafelony: “why didnt crowley and aziraphale say they loved each other tho” are you kidding me. are you JOKING with me. we are all of us out here literally bleeding to death from the blunt force trauma of
dumbass-bitch-disease: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” I just want madame zeroni on my blog
dumbass-bitch-disease: candiikismet: tryclops: the artist has more!! you can buy them here or here Omg I need this “exposure” are you Beyoncé? Lady Gaga? Rihanna? My mommy? Then no
dumbass-bitch-disease: i-aint-havin-that-shit: whoops my hand slipped Edgy bitchAlso, this is we will rock you erasure
dumbass-bitch-disease: raptorcivilization: vmae: I made an alignment chart for vampires. feel free to add more vamps to it. I love you the count
dumbass-bitch-disease: xmagnet-o: ruffboijuliaburnsides: auntchappy: This, though. This is exactly what’s wrong with white people. This is why shit like Trump happens. You don’t “agree to disagree” with a rapist, or a racist, or fascist,
dumbass-bitch-disease: robotskeletonsinthecloset: sabrina-phynn: misssophie0-o: whats your hoard Every single dragon looks so delighted with their hoard! You must pray to one of these dragons every night and they’ll bring abundance in what you
dumbass-bitch-disease: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors
dumbass-bitch-disease: infinity-mechanism: trufflesmushroom: Scooby-Dooby-Doo, How Old Are You?? Appropriately, the 50th Anniversary of Scooby Doo lands on a Friday the 13th on the night of a full moon. Nobody really knows how the dog ended up living
dumbass-bitch-disease: theeyesofmymother: xerneas–anti: gaynonbinarytheaterkid: there’s really no “passing” when you’re nb, it’s more like “aiming for confusion” i get top notch euphoria when people have to ask my gender top notch
dumbass-bitch-disease: hannahrassy: telegantmess: factsinallcaps: raindropmermaid: thecooingdove: factsinallcaps: HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID
dumbass-bitch-disease: i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that studies show, kids obsessed with dinosaurs may be better learners (x) Wow I did learn well in the 3rd gradeRYAN O. WHERE ARE YOU
dumbass-bitch-disease: spock-sock: queensarcasrn: mauridianhallow: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being This is actually me like constantly now The older I get
dumbass-bitch-disease: Wow I wouldn’t have been able to read it without those big red lines thank you
dumbass-bitch-disease: jardadalecki: outlnderss: You’re doing amazing sweetie And they have cool accents. Everyone go to Scotland!!!!!
phlying-squirrel: katatles-the-fish: bot-dad: missourien: Mom… dad… I’ve got something I have to confess to you guys… I’m a massive dumbass… Hello a massive dumbass…, I’m Dad!Dad^bot^1.Y̸҉̙͚̫̮̠̮̜̟̜̹̙͖͎͚̰̩͔ͅͅǫ̬͈̪̟͓͍̠̣͙̙̳͟u̸̸̧̗̬̹͡
soramaruu-deactivated20200507: Shizuo to Celty: “Dumbass. Anyone who calls you a dumbass is a bigger dumbass but since I know I’m a dumbass, I’ll say it! Dumbass!!”
dumbass-oikawa: asanoya-af: asanoya-af:sassy hand on hips tsukki *whispers* he’s beauty he’s grace he’ll call you pathetic to your face
spideysbff: Crowley: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.Aziraphale: I gave my flaming sword awayCrowley, already taking his clothes off: oh my god. You’re so fucking stupid
dumbass-oikawa: miss-nerdgasmz: animmalcrossing:this was when i realised you can’t tell a tumblr joke on facebook#I remember in 2011 stealing jokes from tumblr was commonplace #but now the humor on here is so warped no one who hasn’t been exposed
dumbass-bitch-disease: ginger-ale-official: riotpunch: hank hill drinks respect women juice Always respect women! Do it! This man understands the importance! You must do the same! King of the Hill is a very good show
khiemvo: justabitotaku: fireteam-crimson: ash, you stupid shit. this is why you’re not a pokemon master yet. the word “tree” is literally in its name, dumbass the pinnacle of dumbass right here
You will meet a tall dark stranger… But BEWARE! He’s a dumbass.
dumbass hoes “strong immune system is the way to go”well NO FUCKING SHIT BITCH, tf you think the vaccine doing?????!!!!!! just chillin??? y’all heard of autoimmune diseases, or how diabetes, asthma, high blood pressure & other conditions that
emilianadarling: Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿) #the context of all of these is so hilarious to me #1. his dumbass awkward ‘do you fondue?’ #2. his dumbass awkward ‘Haha right. Married. We’re getting married’ #3. I WANT YOUR APPROVAL —
