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kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
thousandyearsofjoy: mamacaptor: thebestoftumbling: kids trying dark chocolate for the first time you can see the joy being sucked from them i still react like this
glassgirls: me: [takes the chance to talk to someone and is ignored] me: Pack it up, boys. We’re never trying that again.
occasionallyomniscient: unocculting: eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make you sicker because…?
pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Rome had managed to keep himself awake and busy by doing his inventory and cleaning up the place so it was spotless. That didn’t help his exhaustion but a few energy drinks certainly did the trick. After about an hour
its-not-raining: luckied: its-not-raining: “What do you want?” Roy asked pointedly, glaring at the black spot on his otherwise clean desk. He knew of course what the man was talking about but- -there was a part of him that wanted to see him admit
cineraria: Rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-ji’s first pitch - YouTube If I tried that I would break everything. Lol.
therealmatkingcole: be-candor-hoe: thatpettyblackgirl: Did he just… #blackhogwarts Me if i would’ve tried that shit: I twisted my ankle reblogging this.. .
samlores: Anna… Are you trying to convince me… or yourself? You. Why would I need to convince myself of something I already know is true?
mommylovessex:I tried that…..
kedreeva: whiskey-and-ink: upallnightogetloki: moonlitwitch: ladyshinga: I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own joke it’s my favorite joke I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work”
shennanigoats: shredsandpatches: bigmysteriousmoon: bigmysteriousmoon: i have greensleeves stuck in my head but, like, the horrible otamatone version just in case anyones forgotten this absolute masterpiece What I love most about this is that you
I HAVE TRIED TO BE TRUE
ashamedofmybrain: The last 3 weeks have been trying to say the least
Writing a D&D campaign is hard enough. Writing a D&D campaign that is part cult horror, part eco-terrorist thriller and part musical (it makes sense in context) is just bordering on self punishment!
pampukin: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
koteddo: raze-occam: The voice of Hatsune Miku singing the Disappearance of Hatsune Miku Just SHE ACTUALLY DOES THE FAST PART HOLLY SHIT Actually, she’s not Saki Fujita. That’s Otouto no Ane (which was even said at the beginning…)
bloggingthetrench: Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
imagine noiz getting koujaku stuck in a chinese finger trap and koujaku already knows how to get out of it but because he knows noiz is just trying to rile him up he just goes along with it. he’ll pretend to get really mad and demand noiz to get it
i hope that when nintendo give away the demo code for oras it won’t be the exact same as for ssb because this is really ridiculous.
do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.
bootygrooty: deelekgolo: I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic. 218 chapters3.5 million wordsAND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS
offendwhitedevils:scumbabe:Do you ever just like.. meet somebody, and you both hit it off very well at first, but then you get to know them better, and at the end of it all, you’re just like “I 150% regret meeting you and wish to god that I could
these answers would be much better &more lengthy if it weren’t for the fact that i’m kind of pissed off lmfao i’m sorry forgive me.
sees someone w/ the mspp avatar and starts having war flashbacks to 2011 when i spent months on end trying to get the card lent to me
cannibalcoalition: Ugh. Dear anyone, If you see someone spreading images like this: or this They are either deeply uneducated about the voting process or they are an asshole. You cannot vote with a hashtag. I trust that most of you are aware
tfw they огонь по готовности and وريهم قوتك and they’ve got u in their sights and ur mercy is in there and u bust ur ass trying to stay alive to keep her alive and she’s the one who gets praised for a good rez like
them: reasonable team comp, good communicationus: hanzo who keeps blocking my shot when trying to heal someone
Now that we’ve seen Shiro and keiths backstory relationship, I really hope they don’t go with sheith as romantic and just keep it brotherly. My reasoning it’s a kids show. Making Sheith cannon now looks too much like grooming. Guy picks out loner
boys-and-suicide: I tried that lip bite thing, Date me please?
so I was trying to make some gifs ‘cuz felt like it. But my photoshop kept crushing before I could save the thing I made and now I am at the adge of a break down and have rage quite everything. Ok photoshop/universe whatever, I quit r u happy
thatfilthyanimal: oh look its me trying to pretend I have snow in florida
suckmymara: suckmymara: my favorite vine in the world is this Japanese one where a dude is trying to wake up his cat, so he gets more and more aggressive with how he’s saying “wake up” and then he says there’s food and there’s still no response,
leviathanplay: can we please start a trend of happy queer stories. stories like highschool classes trying to set up two girls who like each other or stories where friends are like “I’M GONNA HELP YOU GET ALL THE CLOTHES” when someone comes out
taeminnomuyeppeo: Careful. Tried that once. Ever so dull.
jhonnyspot: “You wanna titty fuck these, huh? Last time we tried that we ended up washing cum soaked boxers instead. You’re not looking too confident tonight either. You’re so bad at holding it. Don’t you have any control?”
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suitepetite:imakemermaidsnut:moderndaymona:thisiselliz:paladiin:Well y’all, here it is. The greatest vine of all timeomg 😭😭😭 😭😂😭😭 My dad told me he tried this and all he got was a “very well thank you” 😂 😭😂😭😂😭😂yall
blvck-is-a-culture: bvlgari-papi: princesstakenoko: preme-king-kai: Kendrick Lamar holding back the tears as he tried performing “Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst.” They told me he rarely performs this song live, and now I know why. Staples
jvstxn: uber drivers in baltimore are so stupid yo Most of them not from here, they just here trying to get this money because it’s a big growth city for Uber. Baltimore is one of those cities where you have to know your way because the Uber gps
Im trying, damn.
oneoakdutch: trebled-negrita-princess: dynastylnoire: trebled-negrita-princess: shakinstein: trebled-negrita-princess: I absolutely hate kids that were never taught to shut the hell up when grown folks were talking…. Cuz now they have a terrible
Doing the most for ษ
black-iverson: gregwuzhere: black-iverson: theequeenpin: 5vx: Be THIS to your man. Be some trees in the sand? She meant an oasis, a respite in the desert, but it ain’t come out right. Be some foliage amidst a river? She was trying to be
whos-mans-is-this: lucidnee: Kylie Jenner talm bout everybody trying to copy her by wearing wigs when just last year her ass couldn’t blend her ũ,000 part wig even with help but I can name 10 black wig youtubers who can make a ฤ wig look like what
excusemewhileikisstheskye: tastefullyoffensive: What a time to be alive. (via cynicalaa22) This is disgusting … I’m intrigued I’m trying my hardest not to go buy pizza tonight, this ain’t helping….
l0rdfapulous: somethingratchet: cozmeesah: EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right? The white
thathighguy: hotboy-x: tarynel: thagreatvino: seekingotherlands: blvck-gvld:if your male friend stopped fucking with you when he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t your friend, he was trying to fuck. OR his new gf is threatened by your friendship and
themonalydia: caliloner559: themindoflove: me. Daaaamn lmao hahhahahahahahahhwah She hit her with that smoove “bitch, I think not” move 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm still trying
baetology: baetology: baetology: I wonder how many fights started today because some woman tried to make someone’s man a plate. If you make my mans plate you minus well/minds well/midas well suck his dick. If he accepts the plate then she can have
25th-hokage: dickscentedroses: hi-imkingdavid: huzzah-child: bigolegeek: kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer: wholesomekatie: kingjaffejoffer: My opening line when I’m sliding in the DMs is “im trying to smash, what are the chances of this
racefaker: cardozzza: snoopingasusualisee: Okay I’ve tried looking at this every possible way I could think of to figure out some optic illusion to make this shoe look anything but pink and white? But anyways it’s pink ITS FUCKING BLUE AND GREY
chantrymouse: cishetsbeingcishet: cishetsbeingcishet: tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows for those of you
nasty-ass-bish: sobeitjay2: Drake tried to do the lil New Orleans accent sorry buddy you not bouta fake Creole this Lol he’s so corny
aisandetsarepeopletoo: cocainesocialist: trying to work out how anyone could think this was an insightful or notable point to make
colorofinsanity: dare-i-say-asexual: i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t
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