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I feel bad not posting :’D I found these in my folder that i forgot to post so at least theres that! I might take requests in the future ill see cause i do wanna update more >w<
My wife would have to drink most of that bottle to even consider trying that.
When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?” you didn’t expect her to say, “I was trying to figure out how to tell you that while you were away I had sex with my boss in our marital bed, and that I want you to let me
nopenis4me: Please don’t forget Darrien Hunt, a 22 year old cosplayer from Utah who was carrying a replica sword who was shot 6 times in the back while he was fleeing for his life 2 months ago The cops tried covering this one up too: He was shot from
Madohomu homu gropey grope I think it’s about time I posted some more Madohomu! I buy into the headcanon that Homura has a big ol’ scar on her chest, but I haven’t had a chance to draw that yet, so here it is!
A special birthday picture for someone who likes AJ as much as I do. <3 On Rule34 someone commented on my latest smut, that I should make wetness more noticeable, so I tried that. Not sure if I like how that turned out.
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
swingsetindecember:tv content creators changing their story when the fans figure out their plot. LIKE THATS WHY YOU HAVE FORESHADOWING? like seeing it all come together is beautiful. why would you be upset when fans know what will happen? that means you
AAAH I TRIED TO DO A THING THAT WANST CARTOON
Me trying to convince tumblr that bullying ain’t ok:
bai-xue-lives: theglowpt2: my mom is an eighth grade science teacher and was complaining to me about how many of her students don’t believe in evolution or the moon landing and spent a whole class period trying to argue with her that the earth is flat
punkfaery:punkfaery:anyway i think it’s really funny how this nsfw ban has played itself out. the staff has basically stopped trying to remove the porn and instead just blacklisted certain terms so that you can’t search for them, thus meaning that
Outfit of the day. It’s the end of the tri and that means tons of projects, assignments, and finals! So today was a lazy day, though lots of people complimented my shirt!
turnthatcherry: baelor: Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death dragged Okay a little bit of background for this: Basically,the old guy in the ugly suit was trying to repeal a law that stated that people can’t be fired
I’ve given up with trying to block all the porn bots that keep following me. It’s like a never ending battle…
onelonelygod: The Doctr pulled away, shaking his head, slightly annoyed. He knew that Rose was just trying to help him, but he didn’t need help. In fact, he didn’t even want her help. Time Lords didn’t get sick. Or, at least, that was what he
xjustxjanex: feistylittleleopard: Not much to see here, just Me trying to wash the dirty off I’ve tried that a few times. I can never seem to get rid of all the dirty haha 😈 Happy Shower Scenery Sunday 💦💦💦 Me either @feistylittleleopard
tinkerlu: i spent a while trying to think of something cool to put on jean’s shirt but all i could think of was shine bright like a diamond so that explains that. first dates are so awkward man…
agenderreid: trying to ask my parents to help me with rent bc my job fucking sucks and cut tours this month (I was working 1-2 days a week all month) and it’s just such a bad feeling. I hate that I’m doing everything right. I’m getting into
oh my god I’m so gay I can’t even write it, but I just keep thinking about joseph and caesar having sex THAT’S SO PATHETIC I’M SO GAY WHAT THE FUCK
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
dungeonmaster11 said: HMMM. How about….Amethyst trying to show Peridot the joys of stuff like food, sleep, or any other Earthling thing that Gems don’t need to do (this scenario based on the assumption that Peridot will switch the the Crystal Gems
mostly10: I tried not to gif this. admittedly, I didn’t try very hard…
rensolo2187:Vader tried so hard to bring padme back and he didn’t. But Ben loved so much Rey that he gived his life for her’s
shabashoobi: you know what sucks more than drawing hands trying to scroll left or right on the canvas and accidentally drawing that stupid line instead you know the line that i’m talking about
tacogrande: still wondering what ‘pearl i got a booboo’ means tho??? like i’m sure we all thought that would lead to the cracked gem ep but that was evidently debunked! i KNOW that’s gonna be explained in a future ep IT HAS TOOOO I’ve
ok so I’m trying to diagram possible phrases based on the mouth movements and that phonetic chart (also based on how the lip movements in the show are, since they don’t exactly match that phonetic chart). I decided to start with the phrase I’m fairly
There’s this game on Steam called “Gemcraft” and naturally I checked it out because of the obvious reason and the description starts withwhich is basically what they were doing at the Kindergarten. The Homeworld is trying to recruit gamers to do
rnanta-ray: I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head
I’ve been trying to keep my draft post folder under 100 lately. I’ve also been trying to keep the racecar under 100 on the highway :D
I was only afraid of you to start with, but I’m really starting to despise you now. All that talk about how he was “pretending” to have disorders that hes actually diagnosed with among other lies, and here you are self diagnosing and trying to reach
yuugisbarber:There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence
blueklectic: whitegirlsaintshit: youarelookingatthis: a true sibling relationship me I remember some girl tried that shit with me when i called my brother one day. That goofy bitch got TOLD. I gave that bitch a Shakespearian monologue.
deaexlibris: local-shop: shavingryansprivates: remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus I almost forgot.. I see the end result shopped onto things occasionally, but I haven’t seen it next to the Before in so long,
telltale-sheriff: Noiz tries complimenting Aoba and failing. At least he thinks he did a good job. No one wants hair that matches their shirt, Noiz. Ah it’s dumb..But I put a lot more effort into it!
aobabe: I NEED TO SEE CLEAR RUNNING INTO THAT FUCKING DOOR I’M LAUGHING SO HARD JFC. SOMEONE STOP THIS BOY. /REPLAYS THAT AUDIO POST LIKE 900 MORE TIMES BECAUSE OMFG LISTEN TO THAT NERD SCREAM OW AS HE RUNS INTO THE FUCKING DOOR.
achillesfeels: trying to get your friends into anime
bambina-theenative: laurennohill: princeowl:sixpenceee:This giant alligator was photographed roaming a golf course in Florida.leave him alone hes just trying to golf Seems about right. This is legit. Look at that little dinosaur
asanteroyalty: janemba: codeinewarrior: sunnbather: codeinewarrior: people forget that south africa ended apartheid only two decades ago People also forget that because of that, there are severe anti-white sentiments in South Africa to the point
ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass: dynastylnoire: wade-wilsons: Viola Davis on being Facebook friends with her childhood bullies. Same Hahaha, she is too real. I do the same. exact. shit.“Oh, I see you ain’t hit that glo’ up yet…”
eliminatethenegativee: thefuzzydave: weloveshortvideos: He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him Things I love about this: In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.
blackpowerkink: beautifuldarkkskkin: lagonegirl: Aaron… 👏🏽🙌🏽 Aaron you get 5 stars😍 5 stars and a tip I see a lot of hurt people in the notes, let me help…when you’re an uber driver, that is your personal car that you
dimplesndick: tried-it: bae–electronica: tried-it: bae–electronica: If you don’t shave ya butthole then you going to hell.. so says the good Lord! Guess I’m goin then, shit too risky. I be damned if I get razor bumps next to my bootyhole
gaylor-moon:you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying It come close tho. Plus I sleep hard af after that strong nut #tmi
puppyresidue: egalitarians-do-it-better: trans-because-fuck-you: karkatstightpants: how hard is stuff to understand Shut up, you’re trash The girl who made this is 13 years old and trying to spread the message that it’s shitty to bully people
I gave my dog a fancy treat for trying to get the giant disgusting moth out of the kitchen and now all she is doing is walking around the entire house with frantic eyes, trying to find a place to bury her treat.
commanderspock: dondarrion #cackling because of those joe dempsie tweets from a while back #about the lady who was crying while working out next to him #and then yelled at him when he tried to ask if she was okay #i know that feel lady #i know that
xhoneycocanee: dreamygentlelioness: volatilequeen: heireros: illassjigga: FUCK OUT OF HERE … THEY LOOK WEAK THEY LOOK PALE THEY LOOK DRY. Eww what tf is this? 😂 they tried THEY TRIED THAT
antacidsnake:So a few days ago I saw something that just made me unfollow someone bc it’s like “you’re not that funny” ya know? And honestly it’s not a big deal but it’s stuck in the back of my mind like that last piece or food or a bit of
timothydelaghetto: afrogeisha: chclte-thai: moisemorancy: beyoncse: THIS IS AMAZING He really tried to scoop lmao I love that they stood up for her like that though lmao Is this chiefrigano Lmao im LAughign Soooo hardddd Lol yo. We ALL got
I hate negative people, if you want to be negative and unhappy fine but go sit by yourself because other people are living life and trying to be happy and dont need you trying to wreck it
cokeflow: It’s Monday you know what that means it’s almost Wednesday then it’s almost almost Friday so that’s kind of neat
🍭 🍭 🍭 ooc So I don’t know what the hell is going on atm. All my drafts are gone that I was trying to finish, including the drafts on my other rp blogs. Any threads that I have with other people ( or asks
Painting WIP. Trying to make Peridot booty(and fullnelson anal) like I did that Rosalina bustThat feeling that hits you when you realize “holy fuck this is kinda difficult”Not my strong suit by a longshot. lol
Since life is, after all, fantastic.Had a appointment with my doctor today and over all it was a good one. Good in a lot of questions answered and that we know what stays my organs are in and that my blood is better last time than a month ago. Alto that
So you know how I reblogged that post where the person painted their Room based off of SU backgrounds? Well I asked my dad If we could do that to my room and he was like ‘Sure! But..why don’t I just make a wall decal for it?’ I just realized that
I’m working on a couple of Utena prints to sell at a con and this one’s lineart was just so nice looking that I had to post it!(Im trying to get the style down, mad respect to manga authors because GODDAMN my hand hurts after those lines jeez)
Imagine 8xa buying these earings with hopes that she can frighten/intimidate Peridot, only to realize the sad truth that she…like all gems…has no ears.(camileion)except they do :3 so she can…….actually wait i kinda want those
this mono scene has been replaying in my head for the past couple of days where for some reason or another, blake feels some stupid duty that she needs to stop adam and the white fang on her own and tries to silently escape beacon one nightbut alas, weiss
tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching
