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trashfirefallon: jewishcatra: ankle-beez: Breaking news: Local Dipshit Doesn’t Know what a Necklace is IM SCREAMING HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE REALLY DONT KNOW HOW BEING FAT WORKS
trashfirefallon: Light as a feather, fat as a board. Me
trashfirefallon: It’s disgusting how much I enjoy a good old
trashfirefallon: ixamxleigh: pickleandthequeen: ixamxleigh: pickleandthequeen: theclassicalhorse: I am now on the south dinning hall’s blacklist for attempting to leave the premises with more than 5 pieces of fruit multiple times. I need to devise
trashfirefallon: Who wanna be my agave syrup daddy? It’s when you buy me stuff and I post videos unboxing out while drinking margaritas. Nothing else.
trashfirefallon: It’s time. Lookit the pretty
trashfirefallon: Date a girl who’s a private investigator
trashfirefallon: theravenofwynter: llaevateinn: tank-grrl: hello-missmayhem: cptprocrastination: doomhamster: belcanta: nikkidubs: attentiondeficitaptitude: belcanta: Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed
trashfirefallon: whothebuckisfucky: clearlyafandomblog: heroofferelden: Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go Touch starvation is actually
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:The reason caskets are now referred to as sealed instead of protected like in the past is due to what is known as Grandpa soup. Street name “cold menudo”.In essence, people have this strange belief that when we put
trashfirefallon: operation-forb: trashfirefallon: I… Cannot rest until the fORB is brought into your world The goal I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS AND DIDNT FUCKING TAG ME!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL CHAOS. I LOVE YOU!!!
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I don’t care how much you “donate” when there’s still shit like this happening.
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: everytime i use this emoji :| please understand that I’m trying to convey this expression: This is in fact a drawing of me.
trashfirefallon: curioscurio: trashfirefallon: ⚰️⚰️🌟⚰️⚰️ Fallon I’m begging u pls tell me this isn’t code meaning you heard knocking on a casket at work :)
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I’ve had this in my drafts for at least three months and I was so SURE that I’d remember why. It must have been one banger of a joke, but now it’s destined to stay in my drafts until the day I understand it’s
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:Anyone want to paypal me 600$ so I can attend the NFDA convention this year? It’s a convention for funeral directors. They’re gonna have an octoberfest celebration too, which mean I’d get to get smashed with other
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: The only thing that ever came close to being as funny as the time Tyr described himself as looking like a fat Ryan Gosling was the time he was describing an animal as a “big boy” and when i asked for more information
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:sometimes a d&d party is just you and your 15 unplayed characters because you dont have a group this is exceptionally funny to me because I live with 2 DMs and I am also a DM but none of us want to DM
trashfirefallon: magistrate-of-mediocrity: xenosagaepisodeone: mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck @trashfirefallon
trashfirefallon: faultyfae: trashfirefallon: series where a doctor from our time period goes back in time to the middle ages and tries to be a doctor there. maybe a med student? or possibly a layman. Like, he knows shit is wrong but doesn’t exactly
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trashfirefallon: fluffycupcack: steampunktendencies: Squitten by LindseyWArt @trashfirefallon are you a squid or are you a kidden
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:The mortician crew™ is having an 80s night at Mama Grace’s house and I didn’t want to wear something super extreme cause. Comfy. So here’s my lookUpdate: 80s You look freaking amazing
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:HEWWO? pleased to meet u
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Me: I’m here to talk to you about safety!Me: this is *sprays into mouth* PEPPER SPRAYMe: and THIS *sprays other bottle into mouth* is MACE im gonna be fine kids
trashfirefallon: fanboying-ace: trashfirefallon: Musk looks like his face was made out of Play-Doh He looks like he smells like playdough that’s been been used in an un-airconditioned nursery full of kids who never wash their hands He looks like
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Snart is just a nickname for Snartthew Y'all just afraid of the truth
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: im….a clone
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I forgot to post this goofy ass picture of me yesterday Here’s a bit less goofy Bitch you pretty af
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:I just had a fucking flashback to when i first joined this site and my sn was fuzzy-pink-blanket I looked through my old dA account to see if I ever signed a drawing with the sn (I didn’t) but I did find this gem:hella
trashfirefallon: yupokaysuremhm: trashfirefallon:I removed the background for all your editing needs For example:Kermit with flowersKermit in the rainKermit in the sky Doing the Lord’s work
trashfirefallon: whyisthisreality: trashfirefallon: My furby called me a cuck was it wrong though? no, but now im crying
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: More old d&d with the same people, but be campaign. Loi always names his characters after himself. Also we always play two dipshits that are somehow worse when together. Our cleric was also not bright.
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:the other scientist thought i was mad. but ive finally done it! ive achieved complete synergy!!!! now you will all pay for doubting me and my ideas! this is what peak performance looks like. gaze upon my glorious form
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: It’s dead at work today Fuck i mean it’s slow
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: hotmeat89: what if god was a just a baby having fun what if what if god was one of us Just a…just a stranger on the bus? Tryna find his way hoooome..?
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: All versions of A Christmas Carol where I am not confusedly attracted to Scrooge in a weird unspecified way are Invalid 1. The Muppet Christmas Carol: Valid Who can say no to Michael Caine, he’s classy, what can I say?
trashfirefallon: cyrviana: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: trashfirefallon: drew @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses as a quick warm up today. Love this foul mouthed crypid. HOLY GRANOLA I’M GORGEOUS!!! Why am I getting a strong @setheverman vibe? Hoodie
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: H u Hungerey
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: artist rendition of costochrondritis It’s back babey
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:I feel like i should post ezra’s tits for the end of tumblr’s porn phase Looks like she’s ready for the Bacchanal
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Got some sunglasses I look like final pam Enjoy entertainment, tumblr? Tumblr enjoy selfie mommy post for you.
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I’m homeTyr gave me sushi and put me in a bag to switch things up from the box I’m usually in
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also
trashfirefallon: evilsmurfnope: trashfirefallon: At this rate I won’t have any followers left to irritate by Christmas. Goodbye U little shits You won’t get rid of me that easily, binch.
trashfirefallon: xoxoblu: quillusquillus: maosandchayhem: So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ Photo Source: [x] this is a fucking masterpiece @trashfirefallon I can’t go back to jail
trashfirefallon: platonicboobsqueezes: kittyvines: (Kitten lets out the quietest little mew.) Wait a minute! Isn’t that Flart, @trashfirefallon? Yeah that’s my shit machine of a cat
trashfirefallon: blackmesa: trashfirefallon: Quick question: what the fuck? a big spoodlooks like a wolf spider, but I am not a spider expertpls don’t squish it tho it is big and adorable we didnt squish it, we vacuumed it up and put it outside
trashfirefallon: wastedarkcell: trashfirefallon: i love when I get an influx of followers and for a few days the numbers go up and down as people regret their decision. I wish I knew how long it takes them to realize they’ve made a huge mistake.
trashfirefallon: jocelyncade: trashfirefallon: We also offer funerals for your beloved pets. We are prepared to handle: Dogs All 9 lives of The Cat Hamsters Ranchos Guinea pigs Actual pigs Snails Lizards Snakes Birds Talking birds Giant Isopods The
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: You guys wanna see the smallest wizard?? A tiny wizard
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: thesymbolofpeace: hey boy let me get all up in your bizarre post. 10/10 would reblog again its about its about sex
trashfirefallon: eulogies-and-exequies: askcaitlinthehedgehog: daydehlus: Made this handsome boy a little while back but realized that I posted him to IG but not Tumblr. His name is charlie and he lives in my closet @bandtrees @trashfirefallon
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I’m so mad I just wrote a paragraph explaining why raisin cookies are better than chocolate chip and Tumblr mobile fucking ate it. This is suppression of my ideas personally. Fuck this. Fuck this fucking website.
trashfirefallon: fuzzynecromancer: trashfirefallon:Some of y'all in this here website have frankly concerning urls …is this about me? No, yours is fucking tame
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: It’s a shame you guys will never get to see me scuttle about my house like a strange imp goblin Me, venturing downstairs to get water at 3am
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs. Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. Gotta love how people still reblog this bitching about poison and “it’s
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