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trashfirefallon: evilsmurfnope: batbitequeen: africansouljah: dating a goth girl sounds fun until she wanna fuck in a cemetery or drink blood. you ain’t ready for a goth girl then I’m sorry @trashfirefallon, but I have to bring it up. im not even
trashfirefallon: alex-the-prince: kramergate: the anime store where i found this was playing the Fresh Prince theme over the speakers and my tenuous grip on reality started slipping @trashfirefallon I need this
trashfirefallon: xoxoblu: trashfirefallon: I carry a straw everywhere because you never know Never know what? you never know
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Jokes on you, that’s just one long caterpillar listen i didnt spend an hour putting all those caterpillars in a row for five notes
trashfirefallon: donutsandpacifism: trashfirefallon: im going to suck the toung out of your mouth mmmm you taste so good Do you accept constructive criticism on your blog as a whole? D-dont make him angery
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: internet-sentences: Please hit me up if you know where I can find more of these surreal ~2014 (?) 4chan memes of female NEETs that I find incredibly compelling You fools. You can’t see the forest through the trees.
trashfirefallon: 0nigum0: xenosagaepisodeone: mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck @trashfirefallon kjsdhfla
trashfirefallon: monsters-and-teeth: intergalactictrashqueen: trashfirefallon: No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs. Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. Fun fact: you want to
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: oh no im working on something she snark
trashfirefallon: wastedarkcell: trashfirefallon: Concept: you walk into your house. I’m sprawled out on the floor under a throw rug. You scream. I scream. You scream some more. I ask you for a single lima bean. You have one in your hand for some
trashfirefallon: trashcryptid: trashfirefallon: Hey quick question staffWhy the FUCK do I have a ton of porn bots liking my posts????? I know this is just a vent my dude but I’m having the same problem and it’s really pissing me off. 22 porn bots
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Nihlism is fine if you don’t use it as an excuse to be a shit human being. Just because everyone’s gonna die eventually doesn’t mean you have to make life unpleasant. Limited time existing and you spend it being
trashfirefallon: ela-bosak: trashfirefallon: People who advertise they’re blogs in my posts: Make your own posts, fucker. one day i’ll be this popular :U Make your own posts, fucker.
trashfirefallon: ice-ninetales: trashfirefallon: What’s today’s mood? Acceptable.
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Your friendly neighborhood mortician. Bonus My friend are pretty
trashfirefallon: xoxoblu: trashfirefallon: What’s today’s mood? Today’s mood, brought to you by low spoons and cats. Yes
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Me: I’m here to talk to you about safety!Me: this is *sprays into mouth* PEPPER SPRAYMe: and THIS *sprays other bottle into mouth* is MACE im gonna be fine kids
trashfirefallon: jerkstorecalling: trashfirefallon: A dimension of pain and pweasure… Fallon pwease I think you mean Fawwon
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: My new glasses finally came in. Bonus: Tyr is a cryptid
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Hey look a doodle Update: now with more dots
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: This camera makes my face look so round lol I see no difference
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: i hate my friends they’re coming for my blood
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Hhhhhhhhhng Don’t stop drawing kiddos
trashfirefallon: durragaaz: mancharm: I’m having an out of body experience @trashfirefallon this is exactly how I make my private eye posts
trashfirefallon: whosawhatawutchamacallit: trashfirefallon: sometimes you gotta be your own biggest fan but you’re only second best because 0ni is god tier fan Yas betch
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trashfirefallon: jerkstorecalling: trashfirefallon: concept: mimosa, but you’re just pouring champagne into tang powder This was my concept and I have not been properly cited you will be hearing from my lawyers Oh no~ Don’t sue me! Whatever will
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Fallon’s Funeral FacilitiesNow offering new casket options: Matte black finishRacing StripesExtra crunchyTie-dyeFaux Fur linerLight ™ aesthetic Pinker Pink (Anish Kapoor not allowed)
trashfirefallon: sisterhandgrenadeofforgiveness: i dreamt last night that @trashfirefallon made a post that started, “i know i normally just post corpses, but i found this thing you guys would probably enjoy, it’s a corpse with living stuff in it”
trashfirefallon: jocelyncade: trashfirefallon: We also offer funerals for your beloved pets. We are prepared to handle: Dogs All 9 lives of The Cat Hamsters Ranchos Guinea pigs Actual pigs Snails Lizards Snakes Birds Talking birds Giant Isopods The
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Who wants to see the assistant director at the facilities?
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Tyr: your followers are meanMe: they like youTyr: quote me, give the public what they wantMe: you just said they were mean!Tyr: only to you Tyr: make sure they know my hair is cut like this for the militaryMe: why?Tyr:
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Land of the Lost themed funeral. I arrive at the funeral home with a bunch of DVDs and I make you watch land of the lost while crying that there’s like two people and a paper clip in the fandom. You go home and I
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Netflix greenlight my fucking land of the lost showRick doesn’t leave and Enik’s character isn’t butchered. We learn more about who made the closed universe. Will gets a boyfriend from the future. Please my family
trashfirefallon: weresehlat: lydiogames: lydiogames: tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers @trashfirefallon 100% truth
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Message from the Funeral Facilities! Reminder that I have a Ko-Fi page if you’d like to support the artist and writer behind these funeral service shitposts Message from the Funeral Facilities! If you donate a coffee
trashfirefallon: 0nigum0: trashfirefallon: doctorguilty: WAIT WHAT I just looked it up cashews are in the poison ivy family?! I had no idea!! Nut allergy didn’t come back on my screening but if it’s THAT allergy I don’t think it would, I’m
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Oh my fucking God. 50 likes and I’ll redraw this monstrosity. No. Not even. I’ll just redraw this today. my willingness to color went out the window
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: You keep jumping on the couch like that and one of these days you’ll continue the family tradition of self defenestration.Gramma to my 5 year old sister My mother fell out a window when she was like 10.
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Uuuuh. Too early. Planes. Airport. Scarf. Too warm. Help I’m not having fun Well at least you look fabulous
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Giant dwarfJust a dude. Regular ol dude. His name’s kurt
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I’ll be just minding my business when suddenly the Intrusive Thought of the Day ™ strikes. Today’s flavor is “grandma thinks you look like Radar from mash”
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trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: take a look at this jackass update
trashfirefallon: helloitsbees: trashfirefallon: blackstarbo: Why are there so few good striptease videos? (for literary reference, of course). So much just “hurr I swivel my hips a little and now I’m naked durr.”Give me performance! Drama! Take
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Confy Awake! Here we see the Fallonpillar in the chrysalis state, soon it will emerge as the fabled Trashfire variant of Mothman
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Anime titles are like having a stroke “we used 20% of our budget on tiddy bounces!”
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Face and Toppler’s bromance gives me life
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:
trashfirefallon: gh0uliette: trashfirefallon: Who up here doing commissions? I wanna commission some peeps and also boost some good artists. I am! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ give me the info! Links!!
trashfirefallon: avian-icicles: trashfirefallon: Loving furbies on main Burning furbies on mainAbsolutely destroying furbies on main Who pissed in your ass? Make your own post.
trashfirefallon: inkfinale: picsthatmakeyougohmm: This shirt… @trashfirefallon I NEED THIS
trashfirefallon: glitchkid: trashfirefallon: I… had an idea Fallon I consider you a good friend but for this I must destroy you
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: Hello I’m here
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: You guys wanna see the smallest wizard?? A tiny wizard
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: My grandma’s mom and sister died the same day and they were giving them a funeral a few hours apart and my grandma’s cousin was at my great aunts funeral and asked “oh how’s your mum, I haven’t seen her in
