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blackworship: An interracial gay relation is not a relation between two males. In that relation the white boy is the female.The black man is the male. That’s just natural order.
blackworship: He still did not suck a black cock.
I'm totally not done with you but this is hilarious.
sexycatgirlsandstuff: some eclair from dog days!……….totally not yuki……(9/10)
sexycatgirlsandstuff: some eclair from dog days!……….totally not yuki……(6/10)
sexycatgirlsandstuff: some eclair from dog days!……….totally not yuki……(5/10)
sexycatgirlsandstuff: some eclair from dog days!……….totally not yuki……(4/10)
moonphanter: bossmonsterbani: The first few seconds of my Undertale animation… (it will be a video later when completely finished…I hope) ummm (>///<) This is how I imagine this scene from the game! It’s totally not canon!! This is just
holybat: colonelcheru: bokunoturn: aucontraire-: ariescary: did-you-kno: This is really hilarious because I watch YuGiOh. GPOY. Hurrrrr. What Ariescary said. Totally not loling at this. (Though I already knew, but tumblr gave it a whole new
wetdaydreamer86: Nicole Scott (aka Red Hot Lauren) Randoms. She’s so sweet. She seems so innocent, but she’s totally not. She mostly does lesbian scenes, but there’s straight scenes out there. Sad thing is, if you find them, their so low quality
magical-space-dragon: Shipping Ritts’s Rochelle and Jinash’s character like there’s no tomorrow. And totally not because I’m still a Roch fanboy and love that Jin’s a fellow fitness nut, no sir. I don’t care if my couple’s pics do badly,
yonderboogey: embrace-your-earth: Natural body meets natural water Sedona, Arizona Soooo beautiful! I see a whole lot of beauty in this and totally not just the pretty female but the scenery is great…. But yes she’s hot as fuck too haha
hunter221b: Hahahah one of his best moments, also totally not true :p
gaypornheavenxxx: “Don’t worry dude, I won’t tell anyone. This is totally not gay - just a buddy giving a helping hand. Now lets see you cum for me, bro….” http://gaypornheavenxxx.tumblr.com
jeremyjpcomics:Have you ever wanted to fuck your favorite third party Old School Runescape client???? I mean if she’s this hot. I totally would
Thanks to pizza induced tummyache that’s all I was able to draw today. I’ll hopefully have the time to stream tomorrow, though! I have some pretty neat works in progress.
I went shooting Sporting Clays for the first time this past weekend. It was so much fun! It’s like miniature golf with a shotgun. Bless ‘Murica. Next Babscon we should totally get a group together and go enjoy an afternoon of shooting clay
poboboi: This was totally not stolen in any way, shape, or form XDI’m sure if my fighting abilities failed I’d make a hell of a distraction for Batman to cum and save the day c;
Dipper: You’ve, ah, you’ve really taken an interest in our dad recently, haven’t you?Soos: Why wouldn’t I? After all he’s Stan’s…real son. And a Pines. One of you guys. And you’re an interesting crew.
Winston the Space Panda!Immortan Hog!Bunnymaker!Lawd-Have-Mercy!And…Sephiroth?From 英雄使命!Also known as “Totally Not Chinese Bootleg Overwatch!”But seriously, guys. Sephiroth!
Dr. “Totally Not Junkenstein” Agan and his “Ace Bombs.”They also come in Evil Clown flavors.
I already have terrible insomnia, throw in a cute boy who lives in Hawaii and you get … An even more wacky sleep pattern than before! Going to bed at 7:22am is totally not a big deal at all. It’s so worth it though!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ok, so I just finished the final episode of Koala Princess and I don’t want to get too emotional on you guys but I CAN’T STOP CRYING! Koala Princess goes on a walkabout and enters dreamtime and finally MEETS HER KOALA MOTHER
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That’s totally how sex works, right?
galactic-overlord:I’m like totally not the type to post things like follower count or anything but if this is “the end” i wouldlike to break that streak. I want to thank the 22kwho followed me since ‘12 when i first started this wildride that
So for the past week and few days I’ve been down with a mighty little flu but not to worry! CBT is in top form and back to brink you more content!
spatziline: bananajannabanana: This is Janna Banana, ask me anything! @moringmark look at this post I randomly found!! I wonder who post this because it’s totally not me and @spatziline
Just in time for Hallowe'en, I wrote a little one-shot about a certain pony discovering her love for science in a totally not-creepy way. Inspired by both a dream I had, and a weird conversation with a friend. ;)
rochasaurus-draws: Took a model painting class at the local Warhammer store. Great place to hang. Took home the free mini and customized him further. I only really like the lizardmen, I don’t want to get into it. Totally not. Never. Dammit.
Cha-Loh-Eee! *totally not how you say her name* Do people mispronounce your name, too?
rawrcharlierawr: rawrcharlierawr: Oh daaang Ok sorry I am proud of this here it is again :0 damn. If I had the money I’d totally get a skuttz magnet.D; man I need some solid time to draw so I can take more commissions…
hayleypetharley: Submitted by carsbigasbars1 Man whose dong is that. Totally not mine
I was so frustrated with my previous Pearl drawing cauz I hated the body type aaaand face I gave her which was totally not the thing I had in my mind so I did this one. Prolly just a bit better but yolo. NSFW version of this pic on MY PATREON!nah jk
Acstlu, Philly! I love Philly! Acstlu’s awesome so I really wanted to draw some naughty teasing Philly semi-NSFW to show how much I appreciate him! I’m a huge fan of Acstlu’s! (Totally not creepy!) Love ya, Philly! Never leave us,
Art trade with the awesome mymineawesome! Wild and Timid are totally bros!
mymineawesome: random art for echorelic! Drip in trouble Trouble indeed! Before butthurt, I wan to clarify that I totally said it was cool for mymineawesome to draw this bloody beauty! Sorry to anyone who get’s qwezy over blood, but thank
LINK TO THE TOTALLY NOT HUMAN/PONY ACTION : https://derpibooru.org/1345839Hello again, horsefriends! Niggerfaggot here bringing you something that’s been collecting dust in my terrifyingly bloated projects folder. Today, I give you a short little pony
I’m not suicidal in the, “at risk” way. I’m too much of an optimist, and have too vivid an imagination when it comes to all the possible pain that the options available might cause. It sounds morbid and all, and I guess it is, but in my mind,
My Friday the Thirteenth involved a headache that complied with the promise that pain meds would not deter it, a fever, and throwing up in such a way that a blood vessel in my eye appears to have burst.This is all infinitely more exciting than expected.
I am due to be on vacation by the middle of tomorrow. Part of what vacation means to me is being as far away from the internet as humanly possible, so, my usual posting activity will not resume until sometime around next weekend.It’s okay if you don’t
Today, as usually happens when any members of my family not usually living together gather, there was an interesting topic of discussion: When did they give up on thoughts of going to the Olympics?Across the board, the answer was around twelve. Everyone
I finally feel like writing fanfic again, and none of my current fandoms are sparking anything. At all. I don’t know which part of that I want to complain about, but I felt that the internet should know that I do not approve.
I like to forget I have social anxiety problems.Agreeing to spend the night at my brother’s clients’ house so that their four-legged Ewok of a dog could be kept company was not the way to move forward with that battle plan.
The problem with having multiple days scheduled where I absolutely should not trust myself to do anything is that I have to prepare for them.This becomes more of a problem when you realize that the reason for spending those days out of commission is a
Attempting to learn how best to play Lúcio has magically undone everything I used to be decent at with him.I am not good at video games.
…Yeah, I just seem to be in a place of “can’t” with… basically everything. Sorry for not getting back to people. Or showing other signs of life. I’ll try to rally and figure something out.
There is no concrete hope surrounding any of my medical adventures and I hate my life. My current purpose is basically to keep coming up with reasons not to kill myself until I don’t want to be dead.Which, fine, whatever, I guess that’s the only thing
My expert level challenge for this week is not collapsing in bed for the rest of the day after going outside.This is worth a post because whenever I complain about something, the universe likes to prove that I shouldn’t have been.
I keep staring at my inbox and not being able to come up with words. I can’t tell which side of my dysfunction is making this a problem.
Step One: Do not trip while skating.Failed step one.Ow.
My evening’s mostly been me explaining to myself that I would probably feel very stupid the second after if I actually went through with stabbing myself in the throat with a pair of scissors.I can’t tell if this means the new meds are working, not
Sometimes I’m scared I’ll never be okay. Not with the health stuff. That… I’ve tried to let go of that, give it to God and all that jazz, and maybe it’s working. But with the rest of me, sometimes I get a look at what’s missing, and oh
Take #… I don’t know, it’s honest feelings time in lieu of scheduling therapy. Again, yay.This I might really delete fast, since it has to do with fandom.I’m not looking forward to season three.My emotional state sucks right now. I can’t
The fact that my body has taken up crying every time an IV needle is placed does not inspire confidence in my health.
tfw things are okay for two seconds, maybe even better than okay, then a gentle breeze hits and death sounds like a really good idea again.Fucking hell this can’t keep happening. It’s not worth it. It can’t possibly be healthy, either. I don’t
Okay. Let’s try this again. But healthy-like.…Which, since it’s me, means religious stuff. I understand if reading about how I want to blow my brains out is easier to stomach.Things are bad, but not insurmountably bad. I have a solid support
Normal sick should not be allowed when you’re chronically ill.
Can’t take the antidepressants because A, I don’t want to, and B, my doctors are on vacation and I don’t know yet if the previous suggestion for treatment is going to go through or not, and if that’s the plan, I can’t be starting new medication
I want to die I want to die I want to die.I can’t die because my best friend’s friends keep dropping dead all around her and I promised I’d always be there.I was lying the last time I said that. This time I meant it. I am not allowed to die.I want
