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thecunnysseur: I was preoccupied this weekend and had some wine and I was very tired.. Wanted to try foreskin again but I can’t make it properly without remodeling. Futa is totally not gay, r-right.. BJ? https://gfycat.com/OblongNeighboringAlaskankle
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starlightsruby:  HEREEESS AN UPDATE! *falls on floor dead* I’ve kept all the prices relatively the same but now we have paintings! Since they’re the hardest to do its a bit more expensive. Im hoping to earn some money so im not constantly asking
nomercyforfallenangels: Eden is totally not using the first panel as his icon in Skype right now. Nope.here u go ppl, have some nice closeups of dancrotch to make up for last week’s delay B)))–[ Announcements / News ] One, he’s actually feeling
pokesexphilia: ilovegarchomp1 said:Male Garchomp pleaseHmmm… I wonder why you chose this pokemon (totally not becuase of their profile), but either way, I hope you enjoy =D
Been making replacer mods for the game while waiting for test renders to finish, since actually animating while rendering would be a complete bitch, while doing simple model edits and combining is a lot easier.Got an animation in the farm for rendering,
Had Jen and I in fits! Totally not simple…
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
itsybitsysissy: Don’t worry, this video called “the sissy mind breaker†is totally not hypnotic. It says right here on the original package: “it’s a ten hour training program with seven layers of subliminal audio messages, designed by the
Lollipop Chainsaw Remastered Announced!    w/ pre-order DLC! Suda finally answered my emails! Over fifty-one in total, not to mention all the times I Facebooked him on Twitter… According to one of James’ most recent tweets (which he quickl
This was A Thing? A very upsetting thing. Nothing about those statue busts says “Yes pose nude with me, I totally won’t possess you and/or haunt your nightmares forever”
lixpex: Best Of lixpex: I was always terrified of my dark side - so Master introduced me to him. Turns out he’s not a bad guy. He just wants a ton of sex, is all. But accepting him for who and what he is, was vital. Because he has a lot of power
A surprise gift from Furii of him turning me into a bodysuit for his personal pleasure via a magical zipper. Was totally not expecting this goody but I LOVE IT.I can hear so many shlorpy noises as you pull me on. I’m half expecting a sequel.
“I have a serious boyfriend, but I really want to get a vibrator too. Do you think that that’s bad?” - Anon That’s totally not bad! In fact, it sounds like a fun idea. I don’t know why you’d think it was bad, really?
jimahn: I know I said short break from ponies, but hear me out. Totally not my fault, blame BlackJr. He knows what he did!
homoeroticusrex:More totally NOT gay naked rasslin’!
colonelyobo: Spoopy Val feets Gfycat / MP4 Something a bit different, totally not just a normal animation that I made spoopy after the fact ( ‘ - ‘) Been meaning to do something with Vals feet since they’re the first ones I’ve ever made by myself
koidrake: zskyzeartist: (x) Elise, Totally not Koidrake’s Eliza. This turned out great <3 great!
scarlet-steam: birthday fanart I did for @carmessiof their oc, gala, totally not a golden engraved dildo thanks man =D
causeimalady-thatswhy: Totally not wearing panties.
“ohai… just updating the blog’s queue today…”-totally me. For reals.
dumbloosebitch: I was ordered to get the biggest toy I have ALL they way in my cunt.. almost but not quite there! now I have have a new size goal! this things massive ! Can’t wait to see her get that in past the widest part of the flange. Then she
dripponi: Cute pegasus bois Arctic Breeze and Stratosphere just enjoying a sunset. Totally not gay or anything! Nope, not even a little! (They are really cute tho) Commission by the sweetie, Stratosphere Awyiss ;3
deckitout: I don’t know about you, but I think Fili and Kili would be allstar beer pong playersHOWEVERUncle Thorin would totally wipe the floor with them. but not with Bilbo as a partner.
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
Hey guess what I’m making. Certainly not another AB. Totally not.
club1985: Adventures in the Twittersphere #3 - Karma’s a bitch edition Apparently this is how Karmen Karma and her man-friend say their goodbyes before he goes out of town for a while… I’m not convinced however, it’s just totally not realistic.
it really irritates me when people say “You can’t ship rusame because it’s not historically accurate” but then think it’s totally historically accurate to make china/england/etc super girly and weak
frostedcakeswithnuts: 704cub: madlymusicalminded: Can I suck your nipples? (^○^) totally not awkward at all… Hehe I would not stop you. Great chest
hegodamask: “I found it not only exciting that there was a female stormtrooper, but it was the opportunity to explore a female character that is totally not about the way she looks in flesh. That armour is exterior and it’s more like the outside
volkenfox: Plotting Here we have a picture for occamssword on FA of their character totally not plotting against you. Absolutely not!
I got two bills today that total . JustTwoBillsI need a fucking plug
Depression is back with bells on. Does that make sense? I don’t even know where that idiom comes from, but I think that might not be the right way to use it. And I’m not bothering to look it up, which says a disturbing amount about where
Hey guys, funny story–not ha-ha funny or anything–actually, not any kind of funny, it’s more on the depressing side if anything, but if you were to laugh while your eyes glaze over reading this it would at least give it the appearance
Ten years of being sick. Next year I want a balloon. >tfw no balloon Tough luck, mate, better luck next time. I am not okay. I thought I’d gotten to the point of adjusting and accepting everything, but fuck, I am not okay. In two years, I will
I’ve tried very hard not to apologize or draw extra attention to my incompetence here, but because this month has been spectacularly bad in ways I would have preferred not to imagine, let alone live, I guess I’ll point out that yes, things are even
I know it’s a mental health thing that I look around and think I am never going to have a community that fits. That gets me. I know. It’s not impossible to find people. It’s not impossible that one day, things will go right.It feels impossible.
brandytea: Pretty Roboys Wing is not a cutie. I’ve seen many sugary pictures of Wing. I have absolutely nothing against fanservice, but the image of Wing as a cute creature is not accurate. Having drawn a couple of cute pictures myself, I wanted to
twinbellows: This paralogue is totally not reminiscent of anything. Not at all.
doubletrouble7997: skinoutqueen: Here’s some hard to swallow pills that’ll probably make people upset but is 100% the truth and idc. You do not have to stay in a relationship with a mentally ill person if it becomes too much for you to handle. You
thehealthynut: When I come back from work, I’ll do this workout in a circuit training form. It’s a full body workout. I don’t know how long it will take inc my adds, but my goal is 45 min total. Not any longer, not any shorter. ZWOW #341 - Squat
ayellowbirds: lunabellie: taakosmodernlife: starrose17: I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling
sturmpony: Yeah, totally not lesbian horses, not one bit.
wissler-art: Day and Night(totally not recycling this older piece haha i would never)–DO NOT EDIT/USE/REPOST–
chachacharlieco: chachacharlieco: chachacharlieco: chachacharlieco: if u want topless adult sora go check my newgrounds.he’s totally not there. no im not giving him defined abs unless its soranort…. I NEED KH3 IN MY HANDS PLEASE
ouijaglitter: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) OH MY GOD I AM CRYING Totally not tearing up right now. I, ughh, have allergies. Damn, fall.
howtobeterrell: thegoddamazon: ghdos: fapsmokesleep: dapictureman: Wait…. Hold Up!!! 👶🐶 Dyinggggg Well that took a harsh left turn that I was not ready for. LMFAO WAIT TOTALLY NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
caseyanthonyofficial: bummerrat: bummerrat: shut up they’re not extensions I took vitamins ok? self reblog because my hair is totally not fake. I’m only reblogging this because she specifically asked me too Only reblogging because she’s
idrathergoforgirls:👭 Okay, raise your hand if you saw this gif way back when and thought, “nope, she’s totally not gay.” Anybody? No? I thought not.
madman-and-still-not-ginger: sageleighton: dahliasheng: This scene from “Lazarus Rising” just totally sends my mind to the gutter. No shame. I like this version better. cock block denied. what do you mean this isnt word for word
randomfandomqwartz: andern3llart: Some Jasper’s because why not she is totally not my fave *sweats loudly*You can all thank Nim for the sleeping on couch promt X3
straight-up-gay-world: girls-and-girls: I’m not gay too I’m like totally not gay
Look guys, I think the GTA au with Steven Universe would be kinda cool, but over all I’m not really for it. I really don’t wanna imagine Steven in that kinda of setting ya know? I would appreciate it if I didn’t get any more questions regarding
thecherrytreespirit: (Do not re-post)Thank you @jen-iii for letting me use you’re Beachsona.This idea would not leave my head for weeks when I was in finals and working on a homework for my Comic Design class. So this is how I believe what would happen
IT’S OKAY HE’S TOTALLY NOT DEAD I FOUND OUT i mean that’s not really surprising BUT HOORAY
insidiousmisandry replied to your post: yuuki is just surrounde… yuuki is the only one in their household that acknowledges that yumi’s gay, too, which makes this even funnier. like “how do mom and dad not see how gay she is? how do they not
a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool
when pest control straight up tells u your house would not pass an inspection… hahaha I can’t wait to move in Julylike what a property management company that allows us to rent a place like this