too literal
NSFW Tumblr
find too literal on porn pin board
too literal clips
too-tired-to-life: phthalo-blu: phthalo-blu: phthalo-blu: too-tired-to-life: Lets be friends12//24//152:58 pm[She/Them/He] Be my friend tbh Reminder that 1. Jamie is so pretty 2. We became friends literally because of that comment 3. Jamie is so
literal-ghost: bythegods: happyday336: Thought this was interesting A little TOO on the nose. I didn’t know some of these! Awesome! I remember reading something about Unicorns appearing to virgins on their 18th birthday to grant them a wish. Apparen
too-much-feelings-left-unsaid: royalfvcks: cametofindyou: the cutest gif i have ever seen on this website oh my god :( She literally is just like cuddle me and fucking amazing girlfriend doesn’t care and caresses her face while continuing to talk
too-kawaii-to-die: literally me
xxx tumblr
literal-ghost said: Her vagina looks way too high up for where her legs are positioned. Not to be like “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”, but it looks weird to me. you’re right but this is how i thought about it i imagine shes stretching her ass
The Signs drunk
uglyfun: my hobby
altraya: I’M FUCKING CRYING IT’S HERE FULL METAL PANIC YES FINALLY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER IT’S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
komaferrer: themikeydunn: Literally me @accursedasche
systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army,
wetsnail: cryptid-cinn: grandpasbeforeflowers: girl crush best part is, in that scene she actually says “are there girls who don’t like [as in being attracted to] girls?”, which means she thought being a wlw was literally a universal experience
tiqerboy: tiqerboy: if you’re lgbt and a transmisogynist like i’m really sorry you’re an idiot and don’t realize trans women literally created this community cause that’s really sad, like we wouldn’t have a community without them. you waving
the-rice-cat: guyfierisgaystepkid: jerryterry: oh god this is too much of a mood
meepspeeps: 6godsgirlfriend: fucktheplay: derricknose: 😐 Take me to the king What song is this? Is this song called “Oedipus’ Song”? Cause that’s taking the whole calling bae daddy a bit too literal…
thewallscavedin: diekingdomcome: thelaurenline: White people He looks so serious about it too literally white gay men
wormhour:literally this
kuuzuuryuu: have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable
briansgifs: Sir, do you think we’re being too literal?
feytaline-loves: briansgifs: Sir, do you think we’re being too literal? BUT THE BEST PART
im going to cry im literally so excited for doctor who holy shit
gamefanatics: This guy takes the Dhalsim kick a bit too literally…
nicolascagefanblog: if its over 10 dollars its too expensive
ayungbiochemist: softdoublechin: ayungbiochemist: Literally @ me This is the whole instagram fashion section who wears Kim Kardashian body con dresses and camel trench coats Those thigh high Sparta gladiator heels “this is my ONLY page” 22.6
bambooearring: I LITERALLY SPIT OUT THE SALAD I’M EATING AND LAUGHED gringatears DIS ME OR NAH ?
nikktheconqueerer: we all took this movie too literally
mydrunkkitchen:rreggaeska:nourrice:im literally sobbing tf delete thisoh man wtfTHIS WAS HARD TO WATCH
firelorcl: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me Haha omg me too! Literally scare the shit out of people all the time
joshpeck:her videos are always her doing the things we all do when nobody is watching but are too embarrassed to admit This is the energy I’m tryna manifest in 2023.
hipsterbones-: a tweet I can relate to all too literally, so I made an edit. (not my photo)
dude is a dick in my mouth too much to ask for
haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
gwynndolin: phoneus: “reach beyond my face” “nearly physically assault me” I’d make that face too
secifosseluce:dreamboaths:in Italy when we want to describe a caring, loving boy with a very good heart we use to say “è buono come il pane” which literally means “he’s as good as bread” and I think it’s beautiful. we also say “bello come
tbh when Anaconda came out I remembered this commercial and how all my favorite things make an I like big butts parody (p.s. watch the 30 second for tv video too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMZ62PsvRM )
certain things that im seeing on my dash are giving me a literal headache im off to go draw for a while
i literally had chocolate cake and cheesecake yesterday and now my parents came back home with ANOTHER cake for me?? holy shit yes please
little-kitten-nymphet: daddys-bratty-baby: Omg it’s upside down OMG THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT TOO Literally this was so hot but now it’s so bothersome how could they do that
lawfulgoodness: a-wandering-minstrel: yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece. Some other gems by Tomislac
Alt. Garnet casual designs?? Featuring lil doodle of lil Rocks in alt clothing too
I’m probably late as hell for this but the soundtrack that Plays during Yang and Blake’s talk in vol. 2 is literally called ‘Bumblebee’If you don’t think that this ship is gonna sail then I dunno what to tell you
artemispanthar: I think, at least in some cases, people interpret Garnet as an unhealthy relationship because they take it way too literally. Like, Garnet is one person, so they’re seeing it as two people who become one person and never part. “Its
bluedragonkaiser: dailylifeofadisneyfreak: Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air.
yuki-menoko: shadowkixx: charredasperity: AND THE AWARD FOR WORST LOGO RE-DESIGN OF ALL TIME GOES TO… for those of you confused about why it’s a z, it isn’t. It’s literally half of an A both rightside up and upside down. confirmed
neilnevins: It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise
dakshinadeer replied to your post: (。’▽’。)♥ eeehhhhhhhhhhh if u r gonna do them as a poc charas maybe make them actually poc? i-i did i literaLLY DID THO?? ;-;
i found out today that in a saints row 4 DLC/cheat you can have miku hair like literally long ass pigtails and bangs miku hair with a small accessory in it
noxypep:In other news, today, @pk-gymno‘s sim literally drew Monos … 👏 👏 and I put it on the wall.
geknebelt: When your girlfriend interprets ‘pet play’ way too literally.
hydroxianchaos: cryptiboy: somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and
ahhhhhhaliens: naked-yogi: wellllllp I drink about 5-6 liters of water a day now That’s over twice what’s recommend. Defiantly not saying your going to kill yourself but you should probably talk to a doctor or registered health professional, drinking
Omg men please stop commenting on my post about women being shamed for their body hair. Yeah obviously I realize that men are sometimes shamed for it too, especially if they’re ~super hairy~ but every time one of you comments on this like OH BUT I AM