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crtter:Until like, a few months ago, I thought that coffee waking people up and making them jittery and nervous if they have too much of it was just a funny cartoon trope because no matter how much caffeine I had, it always only had a very mild effect
everyone is so excited about the new mchanzo voice lines but im literally flipping my shit over mccree saying “sorry, pumpkin” to reaper, I FEEL SO #BLESSED
OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc
kendallroy: this gifset of kim’s schweikart & cokely interview showed up on my dash earlier and i started to reblog it with some cursory tags but then ended up really starting to think about why i like it so much and i ended up writing a LITERAL
tacogrande: TBH tho moana’s design is very similar. she may not be an exact copy of elsa/anna/rapunzel but she does not fall too far from their design at allmeanwhile guy on the right looks like a completely new character…js it would be really damn
mellarkish: when the group chat is blowin up at 1 am but ur too tired to care
eversncenewyork: things you said at 1 am things you said through your teeth things you said too quietly things you said over the phone things you didn’t say at all things you said under the stars and in the grass things you said while we were driving
deviantfemme: trashydyke: omg that caption “martha was interested in three things: power, money, and beautiful young women.” LITERALLY THE TRASHYDYKE STORY I think those are my top three turn ons: power, money, and beautiful young women.
forests-and-tea: too real
iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins: aturinfortheworse: thisislibertyprime: pr1nceshawn: People Who Take Instructions Too Literally. I love the kid that named the rectangle Tedison ok but that alphabatical order one - what that kid did was way harder
This was like a month ago but i literally can’t get over how cute it was >.<
]]>alohomorashlie replied to your post: I dont even understand how anyone can get like… JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU AND THESE GAMES eeeee i love u more C: but seriously aklsdasldk; THEY REFUSE TO LOVE ME. I JUST CANT WIN. I literally played for
ineedarealboyfriend: Tbh I’m not a fan of free otome games, I always end up spending too much money on them and then I regret it as I delete my email receipt(s). Like with the money you spend on these games you can buy multiple full routes in other
spockcoded:thepleasuregoblin:spockcoded:some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to meyou are all sick in the headsorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as
omoaro: Omovember day 1: Desperate in a vehicle Well. He was desperate and he’s on a vehicle, but you know how it goes. He was going too fast and couldn’t wait for a rest stop
pepperree: pepperree: Oops this has already been reblogged everywhere :,D 1) Please don’t tag as ‘me’ as this is literally me and a friend (ottercola’s monstersona, Eris). 2) That said, the two here are high school friends in this AU! With
miniar: assrieldreemurr: squided: squided: remember all those internet safety classes we took as children and how we proceeded to disobey literally every single one of the safety rules Drinking game: Take a shot for each one of these you’ve broken
zerotide: fuckthefearturkey: tryingtomakesenseofpeople: jennykrigg-court: Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having
witch-with-a-dick: send-reinforcements: witch-with-a-dick: tryk2710: witch-with-a-dick: witch-with-a-dick: A lot of white trans women are extremely racist towards black trans women and literally no one talks about it since white trans women are
theycallhimcake: l-a-v: The Boss is taking casual friday a little too literally @theycallhimcake FurAffinity “B-BOSS I’M SORRY!”
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether the timing of The Thing I’m about to do tonight is appropriate and she totally Mommed out about it, wanted to know who it was, said “His brother’s cute too!” and supported me! Asked
I have given the landlord two notices to fix my toilet since Saturday, a handwritten note and a phone callMeanwhile the only thing between my toilet and constant running water is literally 2 empty pop cans and a plastic bottle
wwd: Georgine RTW Fall 2015Courtesy photoSeventies flashbacks have been a recurring runway trend since the spring collections last year, and this season, Georgine Ratelband took a much too literal approach to the decade. For more.For all RTW Fall 2015
world-full-of-pain: depression-blogger: sein-wie-ich: i-prefer-the-term-fallen-angel: depression-blogger: the-sad-boy: Holy shit I literally posted this less than 12 hours ago how did it get so many notes?? Because it is very true I really did
Outfit of the day. I bought this scarf on Saturday! You can’t see it, but it sparkles too. :3 Also, I’m sorry I’ve been MIA lately! I’m sooo busy!
thesilversparkblog: clophalla: thesilversparkblog: clophalla: leeterr: Where is Thanos when you need him? Please erase these people. I miss the times in cod1 when people were bantering left and right and literally no one was talking about fucking
nikktheconqueerer: we all took this movie too literally
clientsfromhell: Client: UGH. All you internet generation people are the same, too literal.Me: You asked for an 8x10 print. I gave you that.Client: But I WANTED a 4x6!
brunten: firefawkes: Same But this is literally me
theoverlord2000: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Reblog if you too are a Tumblr Gay who is obsessed with Pokemon I am a Tumblr gay and deeply obsessed with Pokémon.
ifeel-tabul0us: Anybody day dreaming about love? Yeah? Me too. Literally every day
powercouple21: Freak in the sheets too literal? 👅😘😈😋
thewallscavedin: diekingdomcome: thelaurenline: White people He looks so serious about it too literally white gay men
9gag: Too literal?
lmao Being too literal is fun. =)
collegehumor: 13 Mildly NSFW Food Items That Took ‘Food Porn’ A Bit Too Literally
thisislibertyprime:pr1nceshawn: People Who Take Instructions Too Literally.I love the kid that named the rectangle TedisonPfffft
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
tawny: lonelyapron: sadnessbrigade: I literally bought this last night. I spent real human dollars on this. it’s the tackiest ugliest AFI thing I have ever owned. but it is a pillowcase. I can’t believe the decision to put the lyric in quotes.
jontheangel: my aesthetic: schoolteacher caught at mall on weekend
sashayed: I’m covering a back to school event and I am a mess. just now as I was huddling in a corner sucking down coffee, a teen turned to me and asked innocently “Are you a freshman too?” and without even thinking I snarled “I am one HUNDRED
kairiwhisper: Now for some Dimitri crown series sketch! Didn’t want to make his too literal so, as usual, just packed it up with little symbolism >v>
rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
geknebelt:When your girlfriend interprets ‘pet play’ way too literally.
geknebelt: When your girlfriend interprets ‘pet play’ way too literally.
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
ssjgssjgoku: the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
marry-so-it-doth-appear: hellyeahthomassanders: What Birds Are Literally Saying in the Morning… Like, Seriously… 🕊 by Thomas Sanders Thomas (with peaceful guitar in background): Ah, just listen to those birds sing. Thomas in tree: Yo! What girl
brittanaluv: 5by5brittana: Kittens speak kittens. (x) Alycia is too literal for that shit😂
lilmajorshawty: bogus-babe:if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you Mars and
cryptiboy: somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy
leasthelpful: A classic case of following directions too literally dammit
mshpiece: psilentasincjelli: striderbaby: superwholockian-in-camelot: obsessedbooknerd: LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS I literally didnt recognize her i only knew it was her because of the start of the shhh shhh and the fascinating gif… It’s almost
I feel like “Space Race” is a very misunderstood episode where people take it way too literally and think, if given a choice, Pearl would leave Earth. I’ve seen people express confusion as to why she wouldn’t be happy about the
I think, at least in some cases, people interpret Garnet as an unhealthy relationship because they take it way too literally. Like, Garnet is one person, so they’re seeing it as two people who become one person and never part. “Its unhealthy to be
dana-chan325: A million things I should be doing and I draw this…I can’t be the only one who thought of this right? ….It’s literally the first thing I thought of when I saw her Bonus:
thedivascartoonist: grodoudou: larvitarr: me he was studying gary’s site, too, literally me if that existed i’m more surprised that they have internet in the pokemon world and how this sums up people in fandoms perfectly Of course they have
zygoats: im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
