toilet paper
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find toilet paper on porn pin board
toilet paper clips
A point, definitely a point.
Awww shit…
class-snuggle: My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about
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stopitsgingertime: Shout out to the bathroom stalls with flat-topped toilet paper dispensers that you can just put your phone right on top of
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My roomy just can’t seem to get it right either. Sigh.
godpenis: ahahagerman: German toilet paper 👌
officialnovislavdjajic: jetstream-senpai: ahahagerman: German toilet paper why leave out the classic
Nothing like starting the day with a perfect shit, where it all comes out easy and there’s nothing on the toilet paper
uneversawitcoming: Naked girl with toilet paper all around the floorView Post
What kind of toilet paper do you use?
pikaballoons: i think if it was a piece of toilet paper that says “davekat” it would get a lot more angry comments yea probably wasnt my idea anywho
adriofthedead: tumblr: where flushing toilet paper is considered as bad as, if not worse than, a death threat
im glad toilet paper flush is coming back again
transhumanisticpanspermia:jetstream-senpai: ahahagerman: German toilet paper sweet dick and hella wellness
shannonsease: blackworship: You don’t need toilet paper any more when you own a young americn white male. Cake
bigdickevan: Toilet paper roll test Bigdickevan.tumblr.com
patheticwhiteboistuff: white guys compare with a toilet paper roll black guys compare with a football
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
frzed: Mano shopping for toilet paper. Photobooks sure are exciting.
megarchon: Your tongue is just toilet paper. Learn to love licking your man’s ass. Hell, learn to love licking anyone’s ass.
Man Intent on Fixing Toilet Uncovers Centuries-Old Subterranean World Beneath his Basement
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dragonpie: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
sunnysundown: slagartehfox: teach-me-how-to-dougie-fairbanks: m4r1p0s4: horror-fairy: deadlyhandsofcomics: twolazytwolie: kingjaffejoffer: thighetician: iverbz: oxtailgravee: colachampagnedad: jopara: chanclazo: Flushing your toilet paper
milkstudios: KENZO X Toilet Paper Mag Check the collab and watch the video on MilkMade.com.
parasolparachute: Cover of the new book Cinnamon is releasing for Comiket 83 this weekend. And novelty toilet paper.
nicnevan replied to your post: just so everyone knows, I couldn’t fin…toilet paper and nail/eyelash glue is my emergency backup!!ooooh that’s a really good idea, too!
liarcleo: they have each other
nomercyforwhitefuckpigs: White fuckpig used as black owners cumdump and his wife’s toilet paper…✌🏿♠️
homoslovenc: pimentogirl: just-shower-thoughts: Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper. can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible
taomaomau: For comparison requests, next to toilet paper roll.
sloppyseconder: So one of my followers asked me to do the toilet paper roll test… couldn’t even fit the head If you have a suggestion for this blog message me, I don’t bite.. unless you want me to 😘
coffeeandspentbrass: boots-and-axes: rocketumbl: Zündapp KS 750I’m committing this thing to memory for dieselpunk reasons. @cerebralzero for our toilet paper delivery runs.
a-blog-to-aspire-to: makemecumsir: a-blog-to-aspire-to Looks like the dirty cunt understands her place. She wants to be the best human toilet paper she can be to please her master. Good find @makemecumsir.
arachniesuicide: I wish there wasn’t a toilet paper roll in this photo
coolstory-fuckface: That toilet paper in the background thooo
kiwiggle: hopingtoletitgo: ♫ Do you wanna pet a Glaceon? ♫ It feels like someone has egged and toilet papered my house
brainstatic: Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?
untilthevoidstaresback:muppethole:muppethole:toilet paper is returning to its natural habitat 😳 grocery stores are healing 🛒😩I was gonna make an “imagine showing this post to somebody 4 months ago” joke but I realized it’d just
the-banana-paradox: hebrewhernia: setbabiesonfire: dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and
not-enough-fandom: greenjackolantern: qtpunk: its happening #it’s been awhile since we’ve had a good apocalypse hoard the toilet paper
rendigo: tastefullyoffensive: “She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back.” [jesst] whatwhat are ferrets even MADE of?????
You know what’s great about having a penis though? Like aside from institutional privilege? Poop at work; never buy toilet paper.
nosdrinker: retrospectroverted: nosdrinker: why does one ply toilet paper exist i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner. ok poophands
gokumammaries: twsnyderman: a-wild-snorlaxxx: askmegabolt: nomorefreerandy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh: That awkward moment when you break the shower wall…. I just died of laughter Sobbing. omfg why Why did you try to put a toilet paper holder in your
mechandra replied to your post: mechandra replied to your post: saiaic…doesnt she live in the atlantic ocean tho, not the pacific? also theres no way malachite would be a respectable roommate, i’m sure she probably rolls the toilet paper in the
I’m having an Anxiety because I did not panic-buy anything because panic doesn’t help anyone but now there’s, like, no toilet paper anywhere because people bought it up like crazy and we’re almost out of our regular home supply
artemispanthar:I’m having an Anxiety because I did not panic-buy anything because panic doesn’t help anyone but now there’s, like, no toilet paper anywhere because people bought it up like crazy and we’re almost out of our regular
artesesarthouse: Sometimes a date is rollerblading with your GF and being given toilet paper, and that’s ok Deviantart Instagram .
raunchysub: Toilet paper makes a Man flinch and grimace when He wipes His ass. A fag tongue, on the other hand, makes Him smile and roll His eyes back into His head in ecstasy. Which would You rather clean Your dirty hole with?
barakbigbutt: Who needs toilet paper when you got a piece of shit fuck-buddy like Michael? He’ll clean my sweaty anus but won’t sit in a movie theater or go for a romantic meal with me. Anyway. We recorded it all. 20 bucks. PayPal. It’s yours.
deepdarko: hot–ch0c0late: “Wanna be my toilet paper ??…” Everyday
too-spicy-for-the-pepper: some-hobo: hotbiochemist: dressedinslowmotion: Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and
ive-waged-war-on-the-moon: benchariot: herpowerisherown: christianmingle: on the left is a roll of toilet paper on the right is my arm do u see how pale i am I know what you are. You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and
perla-k: ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.”
awkwardvagina: a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own