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blckqueenmother: worshippingblackgods: You know what else is white? Toilet paper. Ha ha! That’s right
cuckoldpleasure: Cuckold Pleasure: This is my favorite, drinking my wife’s pee directly from her body. Increasingly my wife is using my mouth as toilet paper when she goes to the bathroom to pee. When she’s done peeing, she simply calls me in,
My friend Justin is locked and loaded. He’s got his balloons. He’s got his ear plugs (toilet paper to block the sound of the POP haha). He’s got his strong lungs and good looks. He. Is. Ready. He’s going to pop a couple balloon
*frantically scrawling in crayon on toilet paper* AND THIS ONE!!!!!! AND THIS ONE!!!!!!!! AND TH
Day 03: Slime monster from THIS 30 day monster girl challengeI had a cold, so I drew a snot girl. I didn’t have a lot of umpf in me, so neither does she. (her hair bow is made of toilet paper.)
Oh my god Two ply toilet paper How have I missed youuu
>Staying at my mom’s tonight >One ply toilet paper I was raised by this monster
iwouldservehim: omghotmemes: 2020 The little detail of the toilet paper roll kills me.
honeycurl: honeycurl: honeycurl: Split your check. Cash a certain amount and use that as spending money. When u out of cash, u out of spending money. Always buy priorities first. Toilet paper, lotion, deodorant, tampons alladat. Don’t tell nobody
tittily: nimoona: peccatopotpourri: embraceyouranxiety: Queens by that sense toilet paper should be free, tissues should be free, diapers should be free! hell let’s make everything free on the government’s bill If you go to a public restroom,
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brianadeshe: ninjakato: imaginarymuffin: these make me mad I had a good giggle at these, despite how absolutely irritated they make me feel. the toilet paper one got me lol
just-shower-thoughts: Napkins perform the same job as toilet paper at the opposite end of the same process.
afroprincessofprocrastination: memosfromlevi: commandertittysprinkles: hloneheart: do you think they actually have toilet paper in the snk universe? Are their hood coat things water proof? do they have reliable forms of birth control? Is there
katyapryde: My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted “You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.” and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
awkwardvagina: a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
cryingzitao: imagine suho calling out for toilet paper but everyone ignores him
calcim: toilet paper / tomatoes / OK hand
kingkongjunior: Toilet paper ha ha
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
collegehumor: Toilet Paper Illustrations Going to the bathroom has never been so traumatic
cokeflow: I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch
thebootydiaries: irishkings: thebootydiaries: famousavenuellama: thebootydiaries: ya-olo: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i almost broke my neck if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally
dat-soldier: gabibakos: transhumanisticpanspermia: jetstream-senpai: ahahagerman: German toilet paper sweet dick and hella wellness And don’t forget this:
pussylipgloss: redbonealien: lone-ely: pussylipgloss: pussylipgloss: @whites how do you use your hands to wash your ass?? do you like scratch away the dead skin cells when you shower??? this was a real question please leave answers in the comment
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
class-snuggle: My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about
chaora: Chaora aka TP. Miss pompous, perfectionista, fashionista who’s one big pretentious ass of a demon. She usually has wraps covering her eyes cuz she can turn humans to a crisp with them (also why she gets called Toilet Paper).And likes fur and
chaora: Oh boy, if it ain’t Toilet Paper
hoparamore: istillloveparamore: fuckyeahhayleywilliams: hayleyismyonlyexception: Yeah, it’s just Hayley running with a toilet paper for Norwegian Pearl’s passengers. No biggie :D they should hire her she’s very efficient and fast plus she’s
regenderate:funny-tik-toks:[video description: the video begins with a shot of a news channel on a tv screen with the headline, “toilet paper prices expected to go up.” offscreen, a voice says, “aw, shit,” in a southern accent.
recentgooglesearches: how to use money as toilet paper without appearing too rich
just-shower-thoughts: If you go to a CVS Pharmacy and can’t afford toilet paper, buy a piece of gum and they’ll print you an entire roll for free
girlsborn4: better than water and toilet-paper
ahahagerman: German toilet paper
The 1962 Alcatraz escape attempt: They bored holes into the utility corridors behind their cell walls. They built rubber rafts out of raincoats, and used toilet paper, cardboard, cement chips, and human hair from the floor of the barbershop to create
patheticwhiteboistuff: white guys compare with a toilet paper roll black guys compare with a football
nosdrinker: retrospectroverted: nosdrinker: why does one ply toilet paper exist i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner. ok poophands
transhumanisticpanspermia: jetstream-senpai: ahahagerman: German toilet paper sweet dick and hella wellness
candidbigbooty69: @candidbigbooty69 !!! I woyld have This Big Booty Bitch fart in my my mouth and I’ll inhale it! then use my tongue as toilet paper to clean her booty sweat and sweaty crease grease on a hot summer day!!! FOLLOW ME AND SHARE FOR THE
ballpitfucker: best-of-imgur: My roommate bought black toilet paper. #even my poop will be goth
ifwefallonemoretime: theorginalmiddlechild: helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and
vinegod:people who fold their toilet paper instead of crumpling by not even emily
pervocracy: shlevy: pervocracy: Moving tip: the first thing you should bring into the new house is a roll of toilet paper. The second thing is drinking glasses or water bottles. The third thing is curtains or blinds. Then everything else. Nope,
shanagement: Sometimes being an adult is basically like being both a very young child and that child’s parent simultaneously. Like “Okay, if you go buy toilet paper you can get ONE TREAT.”
guppo13: Cleaning day, Because He’s for got to buy toilet papers.
arachniesuicide: I wish there wasn’t a toilet paper roll in this photo
the7thblogger: The reason they were born for. Lick shitters and be toilet papers for life
misssingingintherain: thesearabbitcomics: We get it for free so… Wait, you guys get toilet paper for free?!
supramitch: zedlove260z: petrolsexuals: japanesecarpassion: to clean your ass with style need Hey, its a toilet paper hold as well as a hand drying blower, bloody awesome, lol. dat CF shield too haha so awesome
I feel like I’d be an asshole for laughing at this…. oh wait…. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM an asshole. Phew. ^_^
…. sign me up for pussy.
BUNNEH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
………… I could have gone my entire life without seeing this picture…. here you go followers… enjoy.
