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snortinghotcheetos: toastradamus: I can’t wait for Christmas so I can eat oreos filled with the congealed blood of Christ what the fuck is wrong with you
hollyjollyespeon: toastradamus: shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
aatroxop: toastradamus: shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
theribbitking: toastradamus: HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars
bana05: toastradamus: prometheusfuckinglied: alcoholicghouls: phazon-vuitton: she like “I sure the fuck did” he tried it and this is what happened WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG OMG there are tears streaming down my face.
docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t
dick-tit-who: nintendofunclub: toastradamus: seeyou-in-disneyland: hobbyist codebreaker claims to have broken the zodiac killer’s 41-year-old code WOW OH SHIT THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT. This is actually quite terrifying
221becquerel: tastymangerine: toastradamus: To twerk? Or not to twerk? That is the question whether tis nobler in the mind to sufferthe slings and arrows of outrageous booty,or to take arms against a sea of dougieand by opposing end it? to twerk,
just-me-and-my-cats: jalexaremyhomeboys: lightningzero23: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT I’M HODLGIN bACK TTEARS
500daysofeffyou: toastradamus: the legend the late 2000s were really fucking weird and “random” humor is a prime example of that.
durbikins: woolay: toastradamus: GAMER POSE ACTIVATED when did he have time to change? HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
jesussbabymomma: docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
childrentalking: captainsnoop: rockdownu: captainsnoop: toastradamus: was Johnny Bravo a chad? he never got laid or a gf so no In the episode with the volcano they throw him in thinking he’s a virgin for a virgin sacrifice and he gets rejected
stoned-levi: aatroxop: toastradamus: shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves look what you’ve done
aeolus06: acediamond: toastradamus: robotlyra: thatscoognut: I dont remember Rockos Modern Life being that dirty The Spank the Monkey game was my favorite. Rocko’s Modern Life was pretty much Joe Murray’s chance to see how many dirty jokes
aatroxop: hollyjollyespeon: toastradamus: shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves